Author Topic: Far From Average - Cardiff, early August  (Read 4180 times)


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Offline buddywilson

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Comms: via AdultWork initially then I sent her my number via AW messaging and she txted me on the day of the booking with a detailed message including address, directions, parking etc. She also txted me after the booking (within an hour, not days later, so still respectful of discretion) to thank me for seeing her and inviting me to book again.
Location: an apartment in the Bay. As this was my first time in Wales, discretion wasn't an issue for me but even if it had been, I would have had no concerns.
It was easy to find thanks to the satnav  in my rental car and Kate gave me clear directions to find her building and apartment.
The apartment was of high quality with a nice comfortable bed, a good shower, and soft carpet.

Looks: She's a pretty girl in her early 30s with lovely blue eyes and big curves that she loves to show off. She used to have long flowing blonde hair (she showed me a photo on her phone afterwards and it was fantastic) but at present it's very short. That didn't bother me at all, in fact her overall sexiness and resemblance to someone I'd wanted to fuck for years had me hard before I'd even taken my pants off, a rarity for me.
Photos are accurate, especially the selfies recently added. Her height is as described and her hygiene was excellent.

Services: I paid £130 for an hour, which included DFK, OWO, RO, and CIM / facial to finish. Her general attitude and level of enthusiasm were great throughout.
Kate was without a doubt the filthiest girl I've been with and I had an amazing time. She kissed me like she meant it, was more than happy to spread her pussy wide open for my enjoyment, and had the dirtiest mouth I've ever had the pleasure to bury myself in. I must have led a sheltered life in New Zealand because I've never met a whore who relished being called a whore and a filthy one at that. Her dirty talk never felt forced and I think it turned her on as much as it did me.
I emerged from the shower to find her playing with herself on the bed, so small talk was over very quickly! Between kisses I told her what I liked and within a minute her knickers were off and my face was buried in her delicious cunt. I licked until my tongue hurt and I couldn't breathe properly.
We tried fisting, which had been on my bucket list for a while, I was able to get four fingers in but not my thumb. She encouraged me in the best way and in fact made me finger her harder than I would have dared otherwise.
Kate's oral skills were impressive, with lots of licking and spitting and some deep throat gagging. She also let me / encouraged me to fuck her mouth while she maintained eye contact and egged me on with more dirty talk.
We fucked in doggy, missionary, and cowgirl (with me rubbing oil all over her big tits) but I was set on a CIM / facial finish since that's not allowed in New Zealand and Kate was very keen for that too.
She didn't disappoint, kneeling in front of me and begging me to come all over "your filthy Welsh slut" while I alternating between stroking myself and fucking her mouth. It was very hot in the room and I was worried about dripping sweat on her. "Don't worry", she said, "I want it all: your sweat, your spit, your cum", so obliged her with the first two immediately and before long I came so hard, across her cheeks and chin and into her open mouth, I was swaying on my feet. She gave me a cheeky grin and drained the last of it out of me.
Afterwards she joined me in the shower and gave one last "wank bank moment" with another wicked smile and my fresh load still dripping off her chin. If I ever have a near-death experience I'm hoping to have that image feature when my life flashes before my eyes!

Overall: she describes herself as the "perfect GF who flips to dirty pornstar at the drop of a hat" and that's exactly what I got.

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Offline cymrobach

Nice review dude  :thumbsup:

she has just gone to the top of my hotlist

Offline mrdiamond77

Nice review. Have thought about seeing her before. Glad you enjoyed.

Offline Steelworker

Good review, Buddy. I’ve had a great couple of sessions with her  :thumbsup:

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Good review Buddy. And we’ll done for repaying the advice you had with follow-up reviews.

I’ve seen her myself. She certainly is filthy  :wacko:

Offline aps

Good review. Another one on my HL (keeps growing)

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Just wanted to say thanks for all your help folks.
I saw Far From Average and had an amazing time, she has the filthiest mouth of any woman I've ever met. She asked me not to write a review as she's had some trouble on the forums recently.

Thanks for the review.

Assume you won’t be going back though  :sarcastic:

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So good to see such a good review for a cracking girl. She’s awesome! X

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So good to see such a good review for a cracking girl. She’s awesome! X

Touting again?    :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline buddywilson

Thanks for the review.

Assume you won’t be going back though  :sarcastic:

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Yeah, a total of 48 hours combined flight time is a bit much for even the finest punt!

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Must get round to a meet with her!

Offline buddywilson

Good review Buddy. And we’ll done for repaying the advice you had with follow-up reviews.

I’ve seen her myself. She certainly is filthy  :wacko:

Thanks mate, you're welcome 😀

Offline Jnorth88

I know you said ffa isn't small but what did would you pout her at? 16.?

Offline buddywilson

I know you said ffa isn't small but what did would you pout her at? 16.?

I'm hopeless with estimating size, all I can say is that the photo I attached to my review is accurate 😀

Offline Sticky

I'd say a 16 but who holds it together well. Not someone who's a 16 and has it in all the wrong places.

Offline Jnorth88

excellent. that sounds right up my street.



Thank you guys

Offline Belgarion

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Comms: via AdultWork initially then I sent her my number via AW messaging and she txted me on the day of the booking with a detailed message including address, directions, parking etc. She also txted me after the booking (within an hour, not days later, so still respectful of discretion) to thank me for seeing her and inviting me to book again.
Location: an apartment in the Bay. As this was my first time in Wales, discretion wasn't an issue for me but even if it had been, I would have had no concerns.
It was easy to find thanks to the satnav  in my rental car and Kate gave me clear directions to find her building and apartment.
The apartment was of high quality with a nice comfortable bed, a good shower, and soft carpet.

Looks: She's a pretty girl in her early 30s with lovely blue eyes and big curves that she loves to show off. She used to have long flowing blonde hair (she showed me a photo on her phone afterwards and it was fantastic) but at present it's very short. That didn't bother me at all, in fact her overall sexiness and resemblance to someone I'd wanted to fuck for years had me hard before I'd even taken my pants off, a rarity for me.
Photos are accurate, especially the selfies recently added. Her height is as described and her hygiene was excellent.

Services: I paid £130 for an hour, which included DFK, OWO, RO, and CIM / facial to finish. Her general attitude and level of enthusiasm were great throughout.
Kate was without a doubt the filthiest girl I've been with and I had an amazing time. She kissed me like she meant it, was more than happy to spread her pussy wide open for my enjoyment, and had the dirtiest mouth I've ever had the pleasure to bury myself in. I must have led a sheltered life in New Zealand because I've never met a whore who relished being called a whore and a filthy one at that. Her dirty talk never felt forced and I think it turned her on as much as it did me.
I emerged from the shower to find her playing with herself on the bed, so small talk was over very quickly! Between kisses I told her what I liked and within a minute her knickers were off and my face was buried in her delicious cunt. I licked until my tongue hurt and I couldn't breathe properly.
We tried fisting, which had been on my bucket list for a while, I was able to get four fingers in but not my thumb. She encouraged me in the best way and in fact made me finger her harder than I would have dared otherwise.
Kate's oral skills were impressive, with lots of licking and spitting and some deep throat gagging. She also let me / encouraged me to fuck her mouth while she maintained eye contact and egged me on with more dirty talk.
We fucked in doggy, missionary, and cowgirl (with me rubbing oil all over her big tits) but I was set on a CIM / facial finish since that's not allowed in New Zealand and Kate was very keen for that too.
She didn't disappoint, kneeling in front of me and begging me to come all over "your filthy Welsh slut" while I alternating between stroking myself and fucking her mouth. It was very hot in the room and I was worried about dripping sweat on her. "Don't worry", she said, "I want it all: your sweat, your spit, your cum", so obliged her with the first two immediately and before long I came so hard, across her cheeks and chin and into her open mouth, I was swaying on my feet. She gave me a cheeky grin and drained the last of it out of me.
Afterwards she joined me in the shower and gave one last "wank bank moment" with another wicked smile and my fresh load still dripping off her chin. If I ever have a near-death experience I'm hoping to have that image feature when my life flashes before my eyes!

Overall: she describes herself as the "perfect GF who flips to dirty pornstar at the drop of a hat" and that's exactly what I got.

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This review reads like it was written by a woman, not a man. It is too detailed and the sentence construction is suspect.

I hope this is not another sock puppet account.


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This review reads like it was written by a woman, not a man. It is too detailed and the sentence construction is suspect.

I hope this is not another sock puppet account.

She has form for fake punter accounts.   

Offline Belgarion

Perhaps a read of this might help https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=203238.msg2213379#msg2213379

No, it doesn't help. Anyone can craft a statement to hide their true intentions.

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She has form for fake punter accounts.


Interesting point VW

So let’s see who’s been writing reviews


Well, well.   :sarcastic:

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Interesting point VW

So let’s see who’s been writing reviews


Well, well.   :sarcastic:

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Her last account justsnoopingabout was banned when she hot the uke boot. 

Offline Bonio

No, it doesn't help. Anyone can craft a statement to hide their true intentions.
I meant the whole thread as the punter asked about different girls and FFA was suggested to him. Just thought the context might be helpful for you. Seemingly not, so I will leave it there.

Offline Belgarion

I meant the whole thread as the punter asked about different girls and FFA was suggested to him. Just thought the context might be helpful for you. Seemingly not, so I will leave it there.

The longer you stay on here, the more you realise that everything is not as it seems.

Offline Bonio

The longer you stay on here, the more you realise that everything is not as it seems.
I am not really into conspiracy theories. Or big birds for that matter, so I shall bid this review farewell.

Offline Belgarion

I am not really into conspiracy theories. Or big birds for that matter, so I shall bid this review farewell.

It's not a conspiracy, she's had multiple accounts here in the past and reviewed herself if memory serves.

Lots of people get banned from the site everyday for it.


Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Is it really being suggested that Buddy's account and his details of a trip to the UK from NZ, built up over a few months, was all an elaborate hoax?

Far fetched even by the standards of this forum

Offline Belgarion

Is it really being suggested that Buddy's account and his details of a trip to the UK from NZ, built up over a few months, was all an elaborate hoax?

Far fetched even by the standards of this forum

Well, YBL had been here for years but was a pimp.

How do you know this person was ever in NZ?

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

We, of course, know little or nothing about any other posters.

Anything is possible, but on the balance of probabilities it appears unlikely to me

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The longer you stay on here, the more you realise that everything is not as it seems.

Well F me Belgarion.  We actually agree on something.  :scare:

That’s worrying  :sarcastic:

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Well, YBL had been here for years but was a pimp.

How do you know this person was ever in NZ?

Easy. From what I’ve seen of the Haka they’re fat guys wearing skirts

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Offline buddywilson

It is too detailed and the sentence construction is suspect

The girl in question thought it was too detailed as well, but I based the style on reviews I've read here, as well as a degree of boasting about the fun I had!
Do feel free to tell me how my sentence structure falls short of your expectations though.

Offline buddywilson

How do you know this person was ever in NZ?

You don't, you believe it or you don't believe it. And you take my review with a grain of salt, like all reviews.

Offline Bonio

The girl in question thought it was too detailed as well.
I personally wouldn't be discussing a review with a working girl before, during or after a meeting. The implication for me is that there is a degree of influence from her over what is being/to be written.