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Author Topic: Suzy and the Love - Wimbledon  (Read 11497 times)


5 review(s) for LADY AUDREY (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline titanph

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Location is 4 mins from wimbledon station and 1 minute from dundonald park tram stop. Not a main road but is quite busy, lots of people use this road at all times. House is quite nice, by far the nicest I have visited yet.

I walked in and she is the best WG I have witnessed, definitely the girl in the photos although a little smaller than I thought. She has a very bubbly and bouncy attitutde and after walking behind her up the stairs I thought I was in for an incredible time.

Paperwork was completed and she told me to take of my clothes (not a fan of this approach but whatever). She comes back and I go to kiss her and she bullets for my neck, I try again and it is quite clear she isn't going to let me kiss her, so if you want DFK she doesn't even provide the K. I got one peck on the lips. I didn't think much cause it doesn't matter too much to me, but should have known this was a warning for her service levels.

Lay on the bed and she goes for the BJ (OW) I ask for without and she literally winces, I tell her forget it then and to carry on. She is positioned in a way that really hinders any access to her ass or tits, and when I try to get to her breasts she moves and makes it harder. I ask for 69 and suddenly her english is lacking and she lays down apparently misunderstanding. A bit of RO later and the condom goes on, quick first go as usual and afterwards when she is cleaning up she is back to her bubbly bouncing nature, shame she doesn't use this to make her clients feel good.

After a massage (quite good, but she stopped for almost half a minute and when I moved my head she continued, she must have thought I dozed off) it was time for round 2. She goes on top, finally a chance to appreciate those tits... nope, everytime I try to get a handful she moves to make it harder, majority of the time she is just laying on me so there is no way I can touch her tits. Almost smothered me at at two different points. She has a great ass so I ask for reverse cowgirl, and she winces again, unbelievable forget it so to doggy it is. After a while of doggy I finish.

I ask for another massage and after a bit turn over and mention that there is 20 mins remaining so would like to go again, if she is gonna prove a poor punt then i'm gonna get my money's worth. She goes on top again and I ask for reverse cowgirl but have to insist. She does it but I have to do all the work, and when I slow down she jumps off to ask if i came. She then tells me that cause I was early it's not 20 mins and she refuses to tell me how much time. She does give me a HJ while standing over me and her body looked amazing. Sadly she stops and at this point I decide to leave.

Whilst I put my clothes on I notice that she quickly makes the bed and readies the room for the next punter (same towel i might add), she hurries me out the door as well which I wanted anyway but not nice to know she is running a conveyor belt.

To sum up, she truly looks amazing, by far the type of body and face I really look for, shame the service was unbelievably bad. Completely distant and completely unwilling to satisfy the customer, massive clock watcher too just trying to force the punt through.

Hope this helps any of you thinking about seeing her, would have been my worst punt if not for 2 reasons: her looks and the £50 punt in Streatham Hill I had.

charming_red

  • Guest
Thanks for this. Had her on my hotlist for a while but will pass now. She is friggin hot though but that service just sucks.

Hope you get a better time when your next punt comes.

Offline pumps

 no kissing or owo, but RO is fine  :dash:

thanks for the info deffo one to avoid.

kyjahaha

  • Guest

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 She comes back and I go to kiss her and she bullets for my neck, I try again and it is quite clear she isn't going to let me kiss her, so if you want DFK she doesn't even provide the K. I got one peck on the lips. I didn't think much cause it doesn't matter too much to me, but should have known this was a warning for her service levels.

Lay on the bed and she goes for the BJ (OW) I ask for without and she literally winces, I tell her forget it then and to carry on. She is positioned in a way that really hinders any access to her ass or tits, and when I try to get to her breasts she moves and makes it harder. I ask for 69 and suddenly her english is lacking and she lays down apparently misunderstanding. A bit of RO later and the condom goes on, quick first go as usual and afterwards when she is cleaning up she is back to her bubbly bouncing nature, shame she doesn't use this to make her clients feel good.




Very strange because I saw her around christmas time and had no problem at all.

She gave me incredible DFK and OWO I actually had a great time with her, had good fun she was very flirty and keep

telling me "I love you". It was so good I am intending to go back and see her again.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2014, 12:28:02 am by kyjahaha »

Offline punk



Very strange because I saw her around christmas time and had no problem at all.

She gave me incredible DFK and OWO I actually had a great time with her, had good fun she was very flirty and keep

telling me "I love you". It was so good I am intending to go back and see her again.

may be she does love you? :unknown:

Offline titanph

Maybe she does hahaha. Maybe she picked up on me being nervous. Struck me very much as a girl who knows she is beautiful and doesn't care as a result.

kyjahaha

  • Guest
may be she does love you? :unknown:


Hope so, maybe she likes me or we clicked somehow but she seems like a decent person when I went there.

Oh actually I have a funny story to tell you she kept a knife in her room and I accidentally found out reaching for my socks, it was hidden under her bed, lol I asked her what the hell is this and she explained she keeps in there just in case since you don't know what sort of people you will face each day. It was a bit odd but understandable since I heard quite few weird stories from WG girls that they have to face some crazy people sometimes.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2014, 12:40:05 am by kyjahaha »

Offline pumps

either your extremely ugly or hes extremely handsome, either way unprofessional service providing
on her part. if you repulsed her she should of sent you on your way.

Offline pumps


Hope so, maybe she likes me or we clicked somehow but she seems like a decent person when I went there.

Oh actually I have a funny story to tell you she kept a knife at her room and I accidentally found out reaching for my socks, it was hidden under her bed, lol I asked her what the hell is this and she explained she keeps in there just in case since you don't know what sort of people you will face each day. It was a bit odd but understandable since I heard quite few weird stories from WG girls that they have to face some crazy people sometimes.

I hope you dusted your prints off of it afterwards  :thumbsup:

kyjahaha

  • Guest
I hope you dusted your prints off of it afterwards  :thumbsup:


luckily I just spotted the knife and didn't touch, so I wouldn't worry about CSI officer chasing after me. :)

vorian

  • Guest
Sorry about your poor punt and thanks for your informative review. A textbook case of poor service which the prossie thinks is acceptable because she is physically attractive. I just hope that this review will cost her customers and forces her to improve the service or quit.

kyjahaha

  • Guest
Maybe she does hahaha. Maybe she picked up on me being nervous. Struck me very much as a girl who knows she is beautiful and doesn't care as a result.


She actually has such a beautiful face looks so much better in person than the photo, I forgot about her but your post reminded me I should go back and see her damn it! Im gonna be skint, spent far too much money already.

vorian

  • Guest

Hope so, maybe she likes me or we clicked somehow but she seems like a decent person when I went there.

Oh actually I have a funny story to tell you she kept a knife in her room and I accidentally found out reaching for my socks, it was hidden under her bed, lol I asked her what the hell is this and she explained she keeps in there just in case since you don't know what sort of people you will face each day. It was a bit odd but understandable since I heard quite few weird stories from WG girls that they have to face some crazy people sometimes.

Bad prossies seem to come across crazy punters a lot more than than the good ones do. I think the crazy punters look for the prossies who are not professional in their approach to the job and think they will be easier targets. Another good reason to out the bad ones it is for their own protection.

kyjahaha

  • Guest
either your extremely ugly or hes extremely handsome, either way unprofessional service providing
on her part. if you repulsed her she should of sent you on your way.


I agree. whatever the reason you cannot be selective. Like how some people say escorting should be service industry.

We do get ripped off too much as there isn't any sort organisation looking after escorting standards. 

Offline punk


luckily I just spotted the knife and didn't touch, so I wouldn't worry about CSI officer chasing after me. :)

thats only on tv not real life, its the old bill who do chasing csi just provide forensic evidence

vorian

  • Guest

She actually has such a beautiful face looks so much better in person than the photo, I forgot about her but your post reminded me I should go back and see her damn it! Im gonna be skint, spent far too much money already.

If and when you do punt her again please could you write a review as it would be interesting to compare the op experience with your own as they were both so contrasting.

vorian

  • Guest

I agree. whatever the reason you cannot be selective. Like how some people say escorting should be service industry.

We do get ripped off too much as there isn't any sort organisation looking after escorting standards.

It is not the case that it should be a service industry.  It is a service industry the oldest one in the world the problem is often it the the "Poor service industry" the only current defence we have against is multiple honest reviews.

kyjahaha

  • Guest
If and when you do punt her again please could you write a review as it would be interesting to compare the op experience with your own as they were both so contrasting.


Okay I will do next time, I've been punting for about 7 years now but I only just joined UKP not long ago therefore I never wrote a review before which reminds me it will be a good opportunity for me to get my virginity out the way and write my first punting review here.

vorian

  • Guest

Okay I will do next time, I've been punting for about 7 years now but I only just joined UKP not long ago therefore I never wrote a review before which reminds me it will be a good opportunity for me to get my virginity out the way and write my first punting review here.

Thank you it will be greatly appreciated and helpful to all punters.

kyjahaha

  • Guest
Thank you it will be greatly appreciated and helpful to all punters.


No problem, we are all here to help and benefits from each other. I really appreciate UKP and would love to take part.

Offline titanph

either your extremely ugly or hes extremely handsome, either way unprofessional service providing
on her part. if you repulsed her she should of sent you on your way.

I certainly hope i'm not that repulsive ha. Even so, surely just letting me play with her tits wouldn't have been repugnant.

Yeah Ky if you do punt with her again i'd like to hear how she is with you. Real shame cause she could be an amazing WG.

Offline bestbefore

Wow, a lucky escape for me. Suzy was at the top of my hot list and I was just about to try to see her. Sorry about the bad punt, but thanks for the honest review.

Shame, those tits look awesome!

vorian

  • Guest
I certainly hope i'm not that repulsive ha. Even so, surely just letting me play with her tits wouldn't have been repugnant.

Yeah Ky if you do punt with her again i'd like to hear how she is with you. Real shame cause she could be an amazing WG.

Even if you were repulsive and i'm sure you not. She is being paid extremely well to act as though you were the most attractive man in the world at least that is what the best WG's do. Anything less is poor service from a woman who should not be doing the job. 

Offline thetinman007

Who did you see in Streatham Hill? Might be one of the ladies in thinking of going to see

Offline el-fei

I saw her when she worked in the flats at Southfields in fact it was her penultimate day before she said she was quitting. She's very beautiful and had a great body then which seems like has only improved. I remember her asking what I like, she was very happy that I liked reverse oral and remember her wnjoying it a lot. I remember there being little to no DFK, something I didn't mind too much at the time but feel the need for now. Positions were quite restrictive too and winced if I went too hard. I think she's a maybe for seeing again I blame the fact she was quitting for the stale attitude at times, shes very pretty and sexy with great body thougj. 


Offline pumps

Here you go tinman https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=20477.0

The profile dosent work anymore, at a guess is it a large polish lady at the bottom of leigham court road?

Offline Stiltskin

If and when you do punt her again please could you write a review as it would be interesting to compare the op experience with your own as they were both so contrasting.

It's no surprise that some of these girls receive massively contrasting reviews, especially the young pretty ones. A lot of them are simply repulsed by some of the guys and can't hide it. I'm not condoning this, they're in the wrong job if they can't stand the clients, but this happens all the time.

It would be interesting to know the punters age/looks when reading these reports. If you're just an ordinary guy it might not be so relevant, but it might be relevant if you have the body and looks of John McCririck.

I was lying on the bed chatting with a young wg once and all she did was slag off her older clients. I remember thinking this is going to me one day.


charming_red

  • Guest
Titan - when you went there did you see or hear any other girls working in the same house?

Offline Thepacifist

Thanks for the review, sorry to here she was shit. I was thinking of seeing her coz of her tits but i've heard bad things before and now i would never see her  :thumbsdown:

Offline titanph

Pumps - you are spot on with the location, that is the girl who's profile disappears so freqeuntly.

Stiltskin - i'm 23, not fat but not skinny. So really not sure as to why it was so poor.

charming red - I didn't see any others but heard some other people in the house.

Just hope this helps everyone.

charming_red

  • Guest
Thanks titan. Was just wondering as it seems to be the same house as Clarie and Stacy from the southfields group.

Offline anyfucker

now she's hidden her ratings and feedback

Offline herbie007

now she's hidden her ratings and feedback


She's got feedback from me yet I have never seen her.

 The FB I left on that profile was for Audery love

kyjahaha

  • Guest
If and when you do punt her again please could you write a review as it would be interesting to compare the op experience with your own as they were both so contrasting.



I tried to see her today and write a review but sadly, her link is gone AW profile does not exist anymore. So couldn't book her. I haven't got a clue if this is temporary or not.

Offline titanph

Yeah when Audrey left the southfields lot they played musical profiles. Surprise the profile has gone, no doubt the pimp has seen this.

Offline pumps

Yeah when Audrey left the southfields lot they played musical profiles. Surprise the profile has gone, no doubt the pimp has seen this.


Hopefully he hasnt scolded her for providing an unreliable service after reading this  :rolleyes:

lol

Offline bestbefore

Looks like she has resurfaced in Harrow!
New name, New look pics.

I wonder if her service has improved.

I would love to check out those tits!

Offline punk


Offline bestbefore

TITS are not everything. :hi:

Very true!

Had some great sensual punts with slim flattish chested girls.

kyjahaha

  • Guest


Was hoping for her to come back, glad to hear that I should be seeing her again at some point then. Spent far too much money recently I need a bit of break and prob see her on my payday and write a reveiw

kembo

  • Guest
Anyone fancy sharing her new profile name?

Offline punk

Anyone fancy sharing her new profile name?

names sexy pineapple some thing like that stupid name cant find it on AW


Offline titanph

Chances are she has probably moved in with Crystal and the other girl who used to work in Southfields. Probably a ploy to get money out of every punter as most aren't willing to travel too far.


Offline Luke

Are you saying she is not recommended? or is she one of those with mixed feedback? :unknown:

Offline punk

Are you saying she is not recommended? or is she one of those with mixed feedback? :unknown:

no worth seeing according to op and others.

vorian

  • Guest
Are you saying she is not recommended? or is she one of those with mixed feedback? :unknown:

Well you have to make your own mind up. I haven't seen her but for me no she sees not pass my personal screening standards.