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16 review(s) for BeautifulCutePixie (5 positive, 3 neutral, 8 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Ibanez

I've never contributed to this site, have contributed more to its rival, but though I am drawn to each, ultimately find the information they & AW bestow, often reminiscent of hearing or reading a film or book review - almost pointless.  People like different books, watch films focussing on different aspects, perhaps don't have much experience of a genre, and ultimately have merely their own opinion to put forth, nothing else.  Some people like films with Colin Farrell in, obviously this is hard to comprehend.  Some people only read books they have seen a film of.  Occasionally with Colin Farrell in. You get the analogy.

Anyway, I could no longer sit idly by whilst guys in my shoes diligently did their book review research, and were compelled upon conclusion that this girl was a great shout.

I guess in essence, it all depends on what you're after with your punt, and what your frame of reference or affordability is.  But categorically PetiteBrunetteTeen did not and does not want to be there.  And seems unable or even unwilling to feign otherwise.  She is 18 as she claims, is pretty ish, has a great body, amazing natural boobs,  lives in a block of flats teleported from war-torn Sarajevo, and really, was very mechanical, not happy, not interested, not passionate, not talkative or forthcoming...  She really made me feel as if I was doing something I shouldn't be.  This is the first time I have ever felt that in 8 years of punting, meeting 29 girls in that time.

I'm a young, decent looking guy, who's talkative & easy to get along with. I punt because I have had my heart destroyed by relationships I put everything into.  Accordingly, I have always valued aspects beyond 'is her body fit?', 'what are her tits like?' in my meetings.  The tiniest connection, an attraction, a shared enjoyment, the desire for or like of sex, something fun and happy to build a slight rapport.  Independents, porn stars and especially agency girls (Maxes in London, McKenzies up north), have almost always provided this and been so nice, happy - and the meetings very enjoyable as a result.

Now I know she is young, she's shy, she's inexperienced, and we don't know her real background as to why she's here.  So of course I feel genuinely sorry for her.  But punting is not a charity, not should it be.  There are already enough organisations willing to take our money for our purported pity.  She is the worst of the 29 escorts I have met, and I hope she either starts to enjoy her endeavours and/or her situation changes.  

Analytically, it is her in the pics, OWO & DFK were a discretionary no (but I didn't push it), she is cheap 90p/h (not VFM for me), and logistically - location is 5 mins from Northolt tube but I've spent time in nicer neighbourhoods, and so has Judge Dredd.

I am sorry for this tirade.  I may get panned for such an unmoderated single forum contribution.  But the last reviewer to post positively, just, about PetiteBrunetteTeen, talked about the plight of western consumerist greed on display at the en route Westfield Shopping Centre.  He's absolutely right.  And as a species we expel that which we consume.  That was one hour of my life consumed erroneously.

Good luck guys.




16 review(s) found for BeautifulCutePixie linked to in above post (5 positive, 3 neutral, 8 negative)

Offline Jimmyredcab

Yet another Romanian disaster story, just avoid them gents, you know it makes sense.  :hi:

password02

yes just seen silverbirch. Thanks for the heads up - agreed a very mixed bag?

Thanks for the review. She does look nice, but like Ibanez says, without any sort of connection, effort, feigning of enjoyment, it's not an enjoyable experience.


I guess in essence, it all depends on what you're after with your punt, and what your frame of reference or affordability is.  But categorically PetiteBrunetteTeen did not and does not want to be there.  And seems unable or even unwilling to feign otherwise.  She is 18 as she claims, is pretty ish, has a great body, amazing natural boobs,  lives in a block of flats teleported from war-torn Sarajevo, and really, was very mechanical, not happy, not interested, not passionate, not talkative or forthcoming...  She really made me feel as if I was doing something I shouldn't be.  This is the first time I have ever felt that in 8 years of punting, meeting 29 girls in that time.

I'm a young, decent looking guy, who's talkative & easy to get along with. I punt because I have had my heart destroyed by relationships I put everything into.  Accordingly, I have always valued aspects beyond 'is her body fit?', 'what are her tits like?' in my meetings.  The tiniest connection, an attraction, a shared enjoyment, the desire for or like of sex, something fun and happy to build a slight rapport.  Independents, porn stars and especially agency girls (Maxes in London, McKenzies up north), have almost always provided this and been so nice, happy - and the meetings very enjoyable as a result.

I have punted significantly more than you in the last 5 years, but for similar reasons.

I empathise with the grubby feeling that one can be left with from girls who don't offer "The tiniest connection, an attraction, a shared enjoyment, the desire for or like of sex, something fun and happy to build a slight rapport".

However, my report was for the benefit of everyone who reads this site and I believe it gave a clear picture of the girl and her services.

I chose to report positive because, although "Tina" is obviously not the new Hot_Katalina for example, I visited her hoping for the best but expecting what I got. I don't feel willing or able to speculate about her circumstances, as my instinct is that she is a young girl trying to earn a quick buck. She was clearly intelligent and no more disengaged than the vast majority of WGs (no matter how good their acting!).

One thing I would say, as a counterpoint to your articulate exposure of what you need from prostitutes, is that; in my experience, the ones that you are actually doing something most "wrong" with may be the ones seemingly offering the best services (considering your parameters above). My suspicion is that some (not all) of those girls are the most dysfunctional, damaged and spiritually "not wanting to be there" and are much less likely to form successful relationships down the line (like us too it appears) than girls like Tina.

We should also remember, if we are to delve deeper into what is right or wrong about prostitution, that girls working for agencies (you mentioned Maxes) are also funding the extravagant lifestyle of a pimp (like the awful Max, who I have met, for example) who has them under their spell.

I do accept criticism for my remark about consumerism btw  ;) It was meant to be slightly ironic and self critical. Of course, I appreciate that I do get enjoyment from the commoditisation of sex. However, I do now make all efforts to avoid buying products displayed by companies with "shareholders" (e.g. Max).

 


Thanks for the review. She does look nice, but like Ibanez says, without any sort of connection, effort, feigning of enjoyment, it's not an enjoyable experience.
"feigning" is the operative word with almost all WGs. We should remember that.

Yet another Romanian disaster story, just avoid them gents, you know it makes sense.  :hi:
Yawn

Offline LL

She is getting somewhat mixed views on here  :unknown:

https://www.adultwork.com/2270525 or https://www.adultwork.com/PetiteBrunetteTeen

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=21949.msg325818#msg325818

She's certainly getting a lot of negative attention, some of it blatant lies - anyone who followed this thread will know what I mean...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=21157.msg317389#msg317389
The OP of this new one could be just coolfriend2580 posting under a new account following his ban.
« Last Edit: January 05, 2014, 08:27:35 PM by LL »


16 review(s) found for BeautifulCutePixie linked to in above post (5 positive, 3 neutral, 8 negative)

Yet another Romanian disaster story, just avoid them gents, you know it makes sense.  :hi:

Yawn.

Hardly a disaster, and she has a much more favourable review in another thread-  of course you already know this, but choose to overlook it and post your banal xenophobic crap (yet again). Please feel free to point me in the direction of any English WG's that have a lithe body like hers and genuinely look 18.

Offline iPad3

She's certainly getting a lot of negative attention, some of it blatant lies - anyone who followed this thread will know what I mean...
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=21157.msg317389#msg317389
The OP of this new one could be just coolfriend2580 posting under a new account following his ban.

Really!!! They way cool freind wrote made me question if he was capable of tieing shoe laces our new member does at least seem to have mastered English grammar, wether you agree with him is of course a different matter.

Offline Tonyleung

OP you sund like a right Git. Jees if I had a pint with you I'd refuse to go higher than the ground in case I chucked myself out the window.  :scare:

I punt 'cos I got a dick. I had a shit punt once - promised Owo and CIM - got a covered Bj - it was surprisingly good (where the lady pops the condom into her mouth and covers your dick and blows in one fluid motion) .. anyway I digress. and I apologise in advance for the name calling.

However you come across as a right git. whatthe fuck has Colin farell and Judge Dredd have to do with the price of eggs? Ypu don't mention once when you saw this WG - yet you cover alot of other BS and go to great lengths to get your point across.

What's this malarky about relationship's destroying you etc, etc? I had a bad tackle once playing football that did more damage than any relationship I've had. grow up. Ok Sarejovo vs Northolt? bejeesus you been to Sarejvo? I'm a grown bloke - I get more scared walking into a gay bar than going into Northolt. This girls 18 and weighs 7 stone.

Anyway I'm intrigued I saw some of the nasty FB on AW and someone's going to alot of trouble to discredit this girl. She may not be the best in fact - far from it. But it seems to me you're going to alot of trouble to dissuade punters from her. Why didn't you post negative on Miss bad punt no.28?

My first post on UK punting I was accused of being a pimp. I reckon you may be ... not genuine?

« Last Edit: January 05, 2014, 10:51:45 PM by Tonyleung »


The OP writes like a woman. I couldn't understand a word of it.

Offline Ibanez

The panning I expected.  I actually have been to Sarajevo, but don't worry Tonyleung, I don't think we'll be going for that pint.  To clarify, I am not a reincarnation of the alleged 'coolfriend2580', I'm merely a man who read some reviews, visited a girl, and had an awful time.  Accordingly, I posted an honest analysis, to try and help people who are in the position I was, before going on said visit.  Of course, the response has been cringeworthy, but all I want is to have helped people similarly minded to myself, I hope that I have.  'I punt 'cos I got a dick' isn't the mindset of all.

As an aside, I really respect the views of dickdanger2005.  Some genuinely thought provoking points about escort monopolies.  And I wasn't critiquing your consumerism comment, far from it, I was just using it as a link to conclude that I'd had a shit time.

I'll leave you guys to it anyway.

Offline Tonyleung

The OP writes like a woman. I couldn't understand a word of it.

I couldn't agree more.

Offline CatBBW

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All I could think of was flowers. Flowers and fluffy kittens.

I did laugh at "what review?" cos that summed up my reading experience.


Offline vorian

Really!!! They way cool freind wrote made me question if he was capable of tieing shoe laces our new member does at least seem to have mastered English grammar, wether you agree with him is of course a different matter.

Agreed unless major brain surgery was performed I sincerely doubt the two were one and the same, due to a noticeable difference in the writing style.

If you agree or not with his points or his review well that is up to the individual to decide and I support that freedom of choice but I thought he attempted to put them across eloquently. I am somewhat concerned that a new member is challenged not on the content of the review but it's grammatical structure. I am unsure as to the meaning of the phrase "writes like a woman". George Eliot perhaps, I think maybe she wrote like a woman, I maybe incorrect in that assumption. I'm relatively sure I could understand JK Rowling even if I didn't like what Harry Potter has to say for himself.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

I am unsure as to the meaning of the phrase "writes like a woman"

It reads like a really badly written women's romance novel, full of fluff and flowery waffle bollocks and bullshit. Trying to understand that would give anyone a headache.

Offline vorian

It reads like a really badly written women's romance novel, full of fluff and flowery waffle bollocks and bullshit. Trying to understand that would give anyone a headache.

Thank you for clarification that it is badly written,  does than mean that all women write badly or just is it just romance novels written by women that are bad. If a romance novel is written by a man would that make it good writing.  I'm a bit confused maybe someone could help and start a thread on the best way to write a review and should it have a template structure to help the poster.

Perhaps like this one

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=21354.0

I think the outcome of that was most members thought an advantage that reviews on UKP were freestyle and not restricted by a standard approach.

I have read many, many reviews on here that are very difficult to understand because of the way they are written,  if I need a point clarifying I will ask. However anyone who has taken the time to write a review should be thanked, any feedback no matter how it is written is contributing in a small way to helping punters as part of the bigger solution.

Forum posts tend to be quickly done often littered with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors and problems with sentence structure that is the nature of forum posts. I myself do that every time I post.
However I would never be so pompous as to criticise a review because of its writing style.  Content yes that is our right but style no.
Banning reason: Two faced - Slagging off UKP and it's membership using fake account

All I could think of was flowers. Flowers and fluffy kittens.

I did laugh at "what review?" cos that summed up my reading experience.

Well thank god for that. I read it twice and couldn't understand head nor tail of it. I thought my blood sugar levels had dropped.

Offline Jedi Apprentice

Lighten up Ibanez man. You had a bad punt - move on to number 31 
Colin Farrell would not approve of all this navel-gazing




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