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After the disappointments of Sunday, with the last minute cancellation and then the dreadful trip to see Chloelux, I unearthed Jessa whilst searching through Adultwork; there are three types I look for (1) being massage shops so not on adultwork (2) MILFs ie the sort of woman that I would date, without the hassle of having to buy them dinner, or listen to them moan about their ex-husband etc and (3) very tall skinny woman.
Jessa absolutely fits in the 3rd category, so I phoned her only for her to be (I think) on a bus so she asked me to text - what followed was a very swift and business-like arrangement to meet yesterday afternoon, for an hour.
Anyhow, despite the Notting Hill Carnivals best attempts to delay me, I arrive on time.
I must admit to being extremely nervous (more apprehension I think) as the door opened, as I was half expeciting to see Ann Widdecombe stood there - but no - what beheld me was indeed a vision of beauty!
Sort of that Amal Clooney/Gal Gadot look so I was amazed when she said she was Italian and not Israeli.
She was dressed in just her underwear and looked absolutely amazing; not an ounce of fat and legs that just went on and on and on and on.....
Anyhow then it all went a little bit wrong.
The website profile says 120 for the hour, with a list of likes that is pretty exhaustive, so i thought i was in for a great time....she very meticulously counted the money (which i find annoying), then asked "whadaya want"?
"Everything!" I retort enthusastically.
"edderyting iss extra".
Oh no. There are those two hideous little words again. "is extra". Why don't they put this detail on the profile, rather than wait until we are presenting them with an erection before negotiating I wonder?
So the game commenced; OWO? "iss extra turty". FK/DFK? "I downa kissa you". Oh. but your profile says you do? "naw". but your profile says you do unprotected sex, why would you offer that and not kissing? "you wannn unpro sex iss tree unred more"..... errrrr no i wouldn't want unprotected sex with you even if you paid me, my point is it makes no sense to offer it then not kiss which is surely way less hygenic....."no wann eva wanta the unpro anyway".
I realised we were getting nowhere so asked her to give me "what's included in the price we agreed", but went for the OWO anyway....
So I lay down, she got herself naked; faffed around for 5 minutes, all the while I was staring at this perfect ass/long legs combination and settling myself in the knowledge that I was about to shag Mrs Clooney and George couldn't do a thing about it.....
The OWO was...well.... ok - a little too light perhaps and a little too brief to be honest and she positions herself out of reach as best she can; before I new it she was applying lube and asking me "you wann likea da dog?"
So there I was pounding Wonder Woman large from behind - she is a tight girl who can really take a pounding, so I must admit there was a fair amount of pent-up frustration going on from my dies of the proceedings.....
All too quickly it was over and she was off the bed and back into her underwear in what seemed like one seamless motion, whilst I was knelt there like a drawing pin with a bright red condom full, dangling like a punch-bag.
She eventually noticed and passed over a tiny amount of tissue.
I decided to cut my losses and went to get dressed, but she stopped me and insisted I lay down, pointing at her watch (a good sign at last I think), so I lay there and she sort of half knelt, half sat next to me curling and folding those incredible legs like pipe-cleaners.
It occurred to me that pop2 was never going to happen - it's rare for me to manage it to be fair - but on this occasion I felt I certainly could happily fly the flag again - but no, it was game over bar the pillow talk.
to be fair to her she did warm up considerably - she may even have smiled - she reacts very well to complements and charm and I just wonder whether replaying the meet-up in reverse would have been a better tactic, that being said I think on a first meeting she'd just go charging away taking the lead as she did with me.
I didn't stay the full hour as I didn't see the point, though she would have happily sat there had I wanted too.
By the end she had warmed sufficiently to allow a prolonged hug and a kiss on the cheek...… but I don't know.... is she an ice-maiden or is it just simply that she really doesn't know what she's doing yet?
Were I advising her, I'd suggest she lose some of the extras - the unprotected sex that no-one ever goes for just puts people off I think - she could easily go to 150 ish and include eg OWO or reverse oral and i do think she is going to need to re-think the kissing issue if she is going to make money in this business.....
For me the huge positive was that she just ticked all of the boxes for the "type", but lets herself down by being a little too greedy and not truly "giving" but instead being a tad too mechanical.
I would return as in some ways i see her as a bit of a challenge and i do wonder whether she would ratchet up the service to a regualar..... but i'm not going to hurry back.
For the above reasons then I cannot recommend her, but I certainly wouldn't say keep away either.
