Author Topic: Laura at HOD 1 Kensington. English Cracker  (Read 3587 times)

Online anonymouse72

Location. HOD 1. Basement flat just minutes from West Kensington Tube. Discrete and easy to find.

Comms. Booked the day before and confirmed by text on the morning of our meeting. Couldn't be simpler.

Fee. £70 for 30 minutes.

Laura according to HOD profile.

Age: 27
Stats: 36D
Dress: 12
Height: 5'6"
All would seem to be accurate as are profile pictures

I was already looking to make a booking with Laura when a positive review by Kirtlands in the South East section made my mind up for me.

Arrived and the very pretty maid showed me to the shower and provided fresh towels. Shame she doesn't  play this game, lovely looking lady.

Laura arrived within minutes. She is an incredibly attractive English girl, dark hair, dark eyes and very friendly. The kind of Admin girl at work you always fancied and wanted to fuck. I certainly fancied and couldn't wait to fuck Laura.

Paperwork out of the way and straight in for a passionate kiss. Laura is a great kisser and it was great to kiss an English girl who you genuinely fancy and who responds in the same way. Whether or not she fancies you in the same way is another matter. On to the bed for OWO. Lovely blow job with plenty of variety. I'm hardly huge in the trouser department but Laura gave me great owo with depth, spit and saliva. After a while I returned the favour and would have stayed there all day given the opportunity . Time pushing on and I really wanted to make Laura come but equally wanted to fuck her. On with the old protection and into cowgirl. Wonderful site of Laura riding me. Missionary and Doggy next with kissing all the time. Time catching up with us however and the dreaded knock on the door came before I did. A brief chat as I got dressed and I was away. 

Practically all of my punts in recent years have been with Eastern European girls. I really cannot remember who the last English lady was. It was therefore really refreshing to meet a gorgeous and freindly English beauty who was so easy going and incredibly attractive.

Happy to recommend and genuinely disappointed not to have been able to stay for longer. Apologies if this is brief and contains any errors as away at the moment and signal/wifi is shit.



Offline tantraman

Thanks for the review, OP :hi:

Cool! £70 for half-hour with a top-notch English totty sounds like a bargain. I'll be sure to keep Laura on my radar.

:drinks:

Offline Jon_Snow1999

Thanks for the review, OP :hi:

Cool! £70 for half-hour with a top-notch English totty sounds like a bargain. I'll be sure to keep Laura on my radar.

:drinks:

Please post a review after your meeting, I see you have given a lot of neutrals recently; I gave this WG a neutral, but her services where good. I’m curious as to whether a fellow seasoned ‘service user’ like myself will share my analysis on her appearance or will think she is “top-notch English totty that is a bargain” after their experience.

Also it seems this guy agrees with op:

I saw Laura in Pimlico in April this year and found her to be a beautiful, intelligent woman. I know people have different taste but I found her stunning and great to be with. Her OWO was to die for and I enjoyed every second of the sex we had before I came on her lovely breasts. I hope to see her again this year.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2018, 12:09:33 am by Jon_Snow1999 »

Offline boardyhell

she offers swallow on her profile but can't see any cim on her reviews,does she offer cim
her oral seems to be good,does it compare to michelle or apple
its always good have intel

Offline Stanford97


She is an incredibly attractive English girl, dark hair, dark eyes and very friendly. The kind of Admin girl at work you always fancied and wanted to fuck. I certainly fancied and couldn't wait to fuck Laura.

Is she really incredibly attractive? Can you not make this sound somewhat subjective considering this is a forum for punters of all walks of life and not some method of coming across as either Mr Charming or just someone appealing to a specific demographic?

As someone who’s been on-and-off visiting HOD for the last decade and can’t be bothered wasting money on another very average looking person who can barely give me an erection, I feel like copy and pasting these comments on every OTT review that expresses no degree of SUBJECTIVITY. I might be incorrect now and again, but as a punt, such a course of action would have a success rating of at least 80%.

For anyone who has their back up about these comments, I’d say the HOD model is tired and dated. They need to introduce variable pricing and lose the frosted facing. The place needs to introduce a greater degree of variability unless it’s completely satisfied with the place in the market that it’s catering to and as such it needs to be more clear (especially by forum reviewers) that it is catering to such a place in the market.

Offline Jon_Snow1999

Is she really incredibly attractive? Can you not make this sound somewhat subjective considering this is a forum for punters of all walks of life and not some method of coming across as either Mr Charming or just someone appealing to a specific demographic?

As someone who’s been on-and-off visiting HOD for the last decade and can’t be bothered wasting money on another very average looking person who can barely give me an erection, I feel like copy and pasting these comments on every OTT review that expresses no degree of SUBJECTIVITY. I might be incorrect now and again, but as a punt, such a course of action would have a success rating of at least 80%.

For anyone who has their back up about these comments, I’d say the HOD model is tired and dated. They need to introduce variable pricing and lose the frosted facing. The place needs to introduce a greater degree of variability unless it’s completely satisfied with the place in the market that it’s catering to and as such it needs to be more clear (especially by forum reviewers) that it is catering to such a place in the market.

Excellent point about subjectivity, as an experienced ‘service user’ I was underwhelmed by her appearance but very pleased with her services and professionalism/politeness. However, as I said in my neutral review...I found her to have unappealing cellulite deposits all over her body; while this may appeal to some men who like ‘meatier’ women(I don’t mind ‘meatier’ figures, as long it is ‘thick’ or gym toned with at least a semblance of an hourglass silhouette ; like Jailyn at HOD), but when they are clear deposits from a lack of self care or potential metabolism/thyroid issues I rate lower for physical attractiveness.

Had I seen her before I found this great forum  :hi: , I would have been very satisfied paying £70 for a WG who provides a good service, even if I had issues with appearance. But given the high quality finds I have had at similar price points with indies and 2 other WG at HOD( Jailyn, Apple), I have higher standards now.

Offline ars.mav

Great review..thanks..added to HL

Online anonymouse72

Is she really incredibly attractive? Can you not make this sound somewhat subjective considering this is a forum for punters of all walks of life and not some method of coming across as either Mr Charming or just someone appealing to a specific demographic?

As someone who’s been on-and-off visiting HOD for the last decade and can’t be bothered wasting money on another very average looking person who can barely give me an erection, I feel like copy and pasting these comments on every OTT review that expresses no degree of SUBJECTIVITY. I might be incorrect now and again, but as a punt, such a course of action would have a success rating of at least 80%.

For anyone who has their back up about these comments, I’d say the HOD model is tired and dated. They need to introduce variable pricing and lose the frosted facing. The place needs to introduce a greater degree of variability unless it’s completely satisfied with the place in the market that it’s catering to and as such it needs to be more clear (especially by forum reviewers) that it is catering to such a place in the market.

Yes I thought she was incredibly attractive. I fancied Laura and would happily see her again. Considering you've reviewed Elizabeth and Gabriella and have raised concerns about both you'll probably never be satisfied with any girl you see. If my review of Laura, or any of her other reviews of her for that matter don't inspire you to see her then fine. Plenty of other girls in the industry for you to engage with so move on.

Offline Jon_Snow1999

Yes I thought she was incredibly attractive. I fancied Laura and would happily see her again. Considering you've reviewed Elizabeth and Gabriella and have raised concerns about both you'll probably never be satisfied with any girl you see. If my review of Laura, or any of her other reviews of her for that matter don't inspire you to see her then fine. Plenty of other girls in the industry for you to engage with so move on.

“Horses for courses”.

SlamBoy

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Considering you've reviewed Elizabeth and Gabriella and have raised concerns about both you'll probably never be satisfied with any girl you see.

Bit sensitive aren't ya? Don't like HOD girls being criticised do ya? Bit suspicious, eh?  ;)

I use HOD quite regularly. Most often, I don't have a good experience, and I review accordingly. Sometimes, however, I have a good experience and I review accordingly. If a punter raises concerns about the quality of two (or any number of!) SPs at HOD, he has every right to do that.

You are NOT at liberty to imply that his reviews should therefore be viewed with suspicion . . . why would you do that? Unless you really care about HOD rather than the stated experience of punters who patronise it. Your reaction sets the 'touting' 'white knighting' alarm bells ringing.

Offline Stanford97

Some people have legal bills to pay:

External Link/Members Only

London solicitors are the only people who charge more than London hookers.

I’ve a number of positive things to say about HOD and I don’t like acting like this. Both the HOD reviews I’ve previously made were actually positive.

Online anonymouse72

Bottom line is did I find her attractive? Yes I did. I genuinley fancied Laura and would see again.
Do I have a suspicuous affinity to HoD? No and see indies and AW girls also.

My 3 reviews are more summary style and if there is a requirement for further detail then I take on board your comments for future reviews.

Offline Kirtlands

Glad you enjoyed your time with her. HOD/Annabellas can be very hit and miss (see my review of Beatrice for a miss!) but imo Laura is one of the best of the current crop.

Cryptotitties

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Might check her out this week  :hi: