This review is beyond a negative review and an experience I never expected to ever have.
Apologies if it comes across all over the place, I'm genuinely shaken up and not sure what the fuck just happened.
Went to LushEscorts.com and found a girl described as "Lush Lush Lush" on their website, with the appearance being very pleasing.
This is her:
External Link/Members OnlyNot that the description means anything on these websites, but I want you to bear in mind this part of the description especially as you read my review:
Lilly is extremely open minded when it comes to the escort services in Birmingham she offers. Priding herself in giving a GFE that no other girl will match. She loves to be the reason behind your satisfaction and happiness. Location: Birmingham
Duration: 1 hour
Price: £100 for the hour
Comms: All comms done through the agency - I've booked with them previously years ago and I've never had a terrible experience.
The girl: She is as she looks in the photos, which is perhaps the only small positive I can find from this..
The meet: This is where it get's really messed up.
I arrive and welcomed in. The room is like a flat and to be honest, it's definitely not the most luxurious of places. But it wasn't a buzz kill either. Gave the paperwork and had some water.
Unlike previous negative experiences, where the signs for the meeting going bad were evident - this meet wasn't as blatant in terms of red flags. It was more weird subtle things. For example, during an hour booking I like to take things slow and escalate naturally rather than it feeling like it's a 10 min booking and going straight into it. I kept trying to talk to the girl and she was incredibly disengaged. She even said she didn't want to talk at all (when I asked her basic small talk Q's). I felt a bit uncomfortable but it wasn't anything major for me to leave yet.
Anyways, at this point it's clear she just wants to go straight into action. I ask her if she can give me a twirl and she stays sat on the bed. I wasn't sure if it was because she never heard me, so I repeated this at least 4 times. She finally got up and she just stood with her back to me...yes literally her back to me facing away.
I then try initiating a kiss or something, but there's 0 reaction. I ask her do you do kissing and she says no. What the fuck happened to open minded? At the point, I was way too eager to go than to care much about it. She then unzips my trousers and asks me to lie down to give me OWO.
Literally..half way through giving me oral she says
"oh yeah I don't do CIM". I'm thinking, why the hell would you tell me this whilst my johnny is in your mouth? It's not only a buzz kill but just..I don't even know what to say. I say ok, then she carries on doing it. I tell her I'm close to finishing and she carries on and then I come, NOT in her mouth at all. Over myself. I'm thinking that was good, but
this is where things escalated to another level.
She literally switches slowly. She looks extremely pissed (and you could sense this throughout the meet as if something happened to her previously that day or in her life). She get's up and starts yelling extremely aggressively. I mean extremely aggressively. Swearing, spouting our threats that she'll "fuck me up" and kept yelling "didn't I f*king tell you no CIM?!". At this point I'm
a) messy and haven't had the opportunity to clean up &
b) literally confused out of my mind what's happening.
I'm trying to say I didn't do it, but I was not able to get a single word in. I realised that surely she is on some drugs or she's plain old crazy, she's yelling like crazy. I then reach for the wipes to clean myself, and she's going bezerk. I'm trying to reason with her and say "sorry" a million times (despite doing nothing wrong - I knew denying it would just make her go more crazy). She's screaming at this point, and I'm worried that I'm naked and neighbours will come or something that will defeat the whole purpose of "discreet".
She then calls the agency and tells them I CIM'd in her mouth purposefully, which is NOT THE CASE. Not only did I warn her that I was about to finish, but I also didn't finish in her mouth at all! She gives me the phone to talk to the guy at the agency and yells aggressively "tell him what you fucking just did" - and literally she kept yelling to a point where I could not even talk to the guy. I try telling him the actual situation and what really happened, but it's very difficult to talk calmly when there's a girl yelling at you and threatening you - my main concern is leaving the fucking place!
Anyways, she puts the phone down and I tell her for the 4034th time that I'm sorry and did not mean to make her feel uncomfortable (which was annoying considering I did nothing wrong at all). She then starts getting more and more aggressive, hits me and takes my phone. I try and take my phone back and she get's defensive and responds "don't you fucking touch me" so immediately at this point I back off. I knew at this point that trying to get my phone back is the worst move considering it will elevate the situation to something that's beyond my control. She yells give me whatever fucking money you got. I tell her I've gave you everything for the hour, I have nothing else. She's practically blackmailing me to give her money.
Anyways, I show her I have nothing and she throws the phone back to me and tells me to get out. At this point I wanted to GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. I left the building and then received a call from the agency guy.
To be fair to the guy I spoke with from the agency, he was very understanding and thankfully he wasn't buying into her BS lies. However, something like this is absolutely unacceptable. Us punters are going to different locations with the idea that a) it's discreet & b) the agency do their due dilligance of background checking each person they hire. This sadly wasn't the case. All the guy who phoned me after from the agency could say was he's sorry and he can offer me a 20% discount on next punt. I politely declined and said I'm not in the mood to meet another girl yet will I ever be from your agency after that just happened.
Let me also add that he mentioned the exact same thing happened to a previous client Lilly met with earlier that day. This was a big red flag considering this happened before yet they allowed her to carry on.
Honestly, I drove off feeling extremely down, confused, and traumatised as to what just happened. I'm just glad I handled the situation well on my part by staying calm, as you never know when someone who's potentially on drugs or is mentally unstable will switch.
After this experience, I don't even want to punt for a while. It's honestly going to be a messed up experience I will never forget for the wrong reasons..
I'll leave this at this line taken out of the description of this girl on Lush Escorts:
She is a bubbly, kind, caring and vivacious lady with a love for life and meeting new people as their private entertainment. You will be amazed by how warm and kind she is.