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Author Topic: What they say / what they mean  (Read 3145 times)

Offline SirFrank

Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline dilettante

What they say: I offer a full professional relaxing service for discerning gentlemen
What they mean: I strip off, suck your dick, get you to cum ASAP, get rid of you.

Offline CBPaul

Says  I'm expert at massage
Means  I will spend as long as possible slowly giving a shit massage before wanking you off so hopefully you won't get hard again in the time and I don't even have to blow you, let alone fuck. AND I can send and receive texts too. Bonus

Says I love receiving oral
Means Great, I can lay back and let you do the work - you're only paying after all.

English
Says 20
Means 25

EE
Says 20
Means 30

Oriental
Says 20
Means 50


Excellent stuff by the way James   :thumbsup:

Offline SirFrank

Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

SAY'S - wow, You actually made me cum, not many guys can do that to me..

TRANSLATES AS - That's your ego massaged you pig ugly fuckin low life punter

Offline SirFrank

Wow you've got a big cock - yawn I've seen it all before you average fucker
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member


She says:   I'm really passionate and give you nice time.
She means:  I've got a Rottweiler in the other room that'll lick your face/arse for £30 extra.

She says: My pictures are real.
She means:  The ones on the mantelpiece were taken 30 years ago.

She says: Willing to be your travel companion.
She means:  Take me back to Bucharest/Sofia as I can't get any benefits for 3 months.

She says:  I'm a high class stunning companion
She means:  You'll be tazored by my pimps/bodyguards if you turn up for the appointment.

She says:  French Kissing allowed.
She means:  I like garlic, and have will chew on some just before you arrive.

She says:  I like to receive rimming.
She means:  I can't afford any toilet paper.

Offline Jimmyredcab

What she says -----  I only see gentlemen.

What she means -----   I will see anyone who pays the fee. 

Offline tightfoot69

She says: I am highly educated
She means: I went to school once

She says: I take great pride in my hygiene
She means: I use wet wipes between punters

She says: I offer an unrushed service
She means: I want to talk most of the punt

She says: Due to problems in the past I do not see black or asian men
She means: I am a racist

She says: I have curves in all the right places
She means: I am too lazy to lose weight

Offline dantheman

She says... Have you put it in yet.
She means.... I've got a cunt like the Dartford tunnel, try fisting me, i might actually feel something.
Banning reason: Already given another chance for creating multiple accounts + Obsessed with certain prossie + Now making up some bollocks reason to ask Admin for email addresses of other UKP members who post about same prossie, despite them not having logged in for years

Offline SirFrank

Curvy - fat
Hourglass figure - fat
Size 12 - (yeah) fat
Pretty face - fat
Womanly - fat
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member


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