I found myself twiddling my thumbs on an evening last month, as the OH popped out for dinner with her pals. Browsing my AW HL in an idle moment, and inevitably feeling my sap rise, I unsurprisingly chucked my plan for take-out and Netflix … damn addictive is punting!
As I fancied nothing more than FBSM with handiwork on that evening, local search found
JANE BEST MASSAGE. I read from previous UKP reviews that Jane was former full-on WG, so she seemed the right sort for me on that evening …
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External Link/Members OnlyJane's former profile (
External Link/Members Only) as a WG went through various names, including
Jane Sweet,
Jennifer Lovvve and
Kathy Babeee to name but three.
Logistics:As per instruction of Jane’s AW profile, I texted … a quick reply was forthcoming within a minute … we sorted an hour’s session with 30mins notice. As well as the post code, I was then also texted fees (£80 for 60mins; £60 for 30mins) and a list of extras (£10 for B2B; £10 for prostate massage; £10 for footjob; £20 for OWO) for info only … I didn’t have to commit already. Excellent upfront comms!
Location:Jane works from her own top floor flat in well-to-do and discrete estate with fancy cars parked around. It’s only a 5min walk from Southgate tube station, but I drove there and parked (free after 1830 Mon-Sat and all-day Sun).
In the well-kept flat, Jane has a massage table ready in her lounge, alongside a mirrored wardrobe. A laptop churns out a playlist of soothing tunes.
Looks:Jane is the short and stocky MILF below …
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Jane is 42 years old, and originally from Slovakia. She’s been in London for years already, and so speaks good conversational English, easily relaying a chatty and pleasant manner with good humour.
Services:Jane was all smiles as she let me in through her front door, and welcomed me into her lounge. The massage table was already laid out with fresh towels and tissues around the face-hole. I declined a shower, so Jane asked me to strip and get comfy on the table, as she popped to the kitchen to “warm the massage oil”.
Settled on to the table, my face nestled in the hole, I heard Jane trot in. As she chatted merrily away, copious hot oil was dripped onto my lower back … lovely … and then hard/soft massaged up to my neck and ears … and then down over my shouders, arms, hands to my finger tips. More warm oil was then dolloped over my lower back to be spread over my buttocks, slipping down inbetween my crack and over my balls … but not sadly accompanied by CC swipes or reach unders … the hard/soft massage continued over my hams, calves, feet and toes. Next, Jane stood at the top of the table, such that I could see her cute little feet in heels below me … she now stopped our chat and asked me to relax in silence, as she began a full-on head massage, oiling up my nape, ears and hair! She really ought to have checked about touching my hair, as this now meant using shampoo at the end … which might have raised later suspicion at home. I was then asked to turn over.
As I relaxed on my back, I now smiled at Jane in her black bra and thong, as she continued her head massage down from my hair and over my forehead, brows, nose, cheeks, jaw and chin. At this point, I could smell that the oil was subtly scented … a further warning to those of us with OH’s with sharp olfactory sense. The hard/soft massage carried on down over my chest and stomach … down around my pelvis, but bypassing my rising cock … and over my quads, knees, shins and ankles. Returning up to my mid-riff, Jane broke the silence by whispering if I’d like any extras. I wasn’t attracted to her body enough for B2B, although did consider going for OWO (having read about her former fellatio skills as
Jane Sweet) … but in the end declined any extras, knowing that HR was included anyway. HR thus followed … slow, slippery, sensual … increasing speed and grip … ball play to boot … I fondled and squeezed and Jane’s ample ass, as I released my goo in her oily grab. She didn’t release me until she’d drained me completely.
After wet-wiping me carefully and caringly, Jane popped out to wash her hands, asking me to stay put. She then returned to continue soft massage of my feet, shins and thighs … slipping passed my spent groin … and back to the top of the table. Here, she massaged up my chest … behind my neck to pull up and click my cervical spine … and finally settled her oily hands and fragrant fingers back over my ears, face and hair.
A shower was again offered, which I of course accepted. There was range to shower gels and shampoos, fortunately including unscented brands … and ensured a thorough wash all over! More pleasantries to be had whilst dressing up. Ready to go, I then remembered to pay up the required £80 … Jane simply smiled and asked me to leave the cash on the massage table … she didn’t bother to check the readies, but rose up to give me a hug and peck on the cheek, and let me out. Done and dusted in 56mins.
Conclusion:JANE BEST MASSAGE should be renamed
JANE OKAY MASSAGE … the massage was okay and overall pleasant, but not especially sensual … the HR was also okay and overall orgasmic, but not lingam-esque. Maybe Jane’s B2B would’ve been worth it … and her OWO does read well from days gone by … so maybe I’ll go back one day to try those extras. For now, looking back, Jane was simply okay on the day, so
Neutral this is.
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