Worst WG you ever had.

[Riprock]

Have you had any punts you're still ashamed or embarrassed about?

Please share. 

[Jvosta]

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Lets just say i had to ask her to turn off the lights...

[Daffodil]

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Lets just say i had to ask her to turn off the lights...

She looks fit, so lets just say you say a little more...?

[NIK]

Have you had any punts you're still ashamed or embarrassed about?

Please share.

Loads! 

[Mr Farkyhars]

Nina of Preston, I think she was billed as.

I know she was slim, or to be more precise skeletal, but her pro$$ynet reviews conned me into thinking her service must be great.

Just.. awful.

[Jimmyredcab]

She looks fit.

She should with that much photoshop.   

Typical agency.   

[partickphil]

I've been rather fortunate in that most(80%+) of my punts go well because I tend to book based on attitude more than looks. However 2 in particular have been very disappointing given the potential on offer:
First was with Blonde.Ivy late 2012, had booked for 1 hour based on her AW reviews. Completely disinterested, poor FK, I left in under 15 minutes, only time I've walked out of a punt.
Second was with Laura, ex-HoD late summer 2013. She'd been good at HoD but this time she talked a lot of obvious nonsense about other people and short-changed me on time. Her seeing back to back clients really put me off, it is fine if you can balance it but at the expense of the client it becomes disrespectful.

[sparrow]

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Lets just say i had to ask her to turn off the lights...

From her pictures she looks fantastic, so what was the problem. . . . ?

[Jvosta]

On photos she looks great yes, but definitely too much photoshop. She was friendly though...young...

 And on another site CIM was said to be offered, however she told me i can get that next time i see her....'there wont be a next time?' i thought to myself.

JRC, some agency girls do look like their photos, Heidy, and Delisha ( she left now, but my god she was hot as fuck )

I would however recommend Heidy External Link/Members Only

This girl is smoking hot, huge breasts, 5,4, and really tight, however no cim.

[Riprock]

This one still makes me shudder when she pops up in an AW search.  External Link/Members Only

Made me completely lose faith in the rating system. 

[Jimmyredcab]

This one still makes me shudder when she pops up in an AW search.  External Link/Members Only

Made me completely lose faith in the rating system.

At least the photos show a grossly obese elderly woman.     

[Sailormack]

At least the photos show a grossly obese elderly woman.     

And with the obligatory bad tattoo on the tit 

[sparrow]

And with the obligatory bad tattoo on the tit 

 Rarely a good look.

[smiths]

I've been rather fortunate in that most(80%+) of my punts go well because I tend to book based on attitude more than looks. However 2 in particular have been very disappointing given the potential on offer:
First was with Blonde.Ivy late 2012, had booked for 1 hour based on her AW reviews. Completely disinterested, poor FK, I left in under 15 minutes, only time I've walked out of a punt.
Second was with Laura, ex-HoD late summer 2013. She'd been good at HoD but this time she talked a lot of obvious nonsense about other people and short-changed me on time. Her seeing back to back clients really put me off, it is fine if you can balance it but at the expense of the client it becomes disrespectful.

Laura would of obviously been punting back to back as much as she and HOD could fit in while she was getting work off them, so if she was good their she should of been good when you saw her of course.

The pornstar Katie Weale is right up their at the top of my worst ever punts. As it was parties i punted with her at or she was at as i never went near her after the first party, i met her a few times, a really horrific unpleasant creature. Either literally slapping punters to keep them away from her or virtually comatose sniffing a lot.

I complained to GP Parties now gone but as ever with that bunch of pricks they did nothing, she apparently did their Anal parties so they kept her on until one day she feel asleep on a punters cock and they finally got rid.

She then went to work at Cloud9 Escorts now long gone and she lasted 3 days before they got rid for having a bad attitude. I had PMd the owner of Cloud9 also now gone to alert her to the fact Weale was horrific, i then got accused by the owner Sasha of threatening her on the Pnet forum. Only after a long wrangle did she admit i didnt threaten her. I was right and was trying to help other punters not waste their money on Weale.

Weale has been using different A/W profiles in recent years, she cant even use her porn name as she is so bad so doesnt mention her name on the profiles, once sussed out as she has been at least half a dozen times she changes her name and moves area. I think she is or has been also on some Agency sites.

She once joined this forum to say she never threatened punters, as i saw it with my own eyes she was banned for being a lying scumbag.

[hunnieme]

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Apart from being robbed once this is the worst experience I've ever had . The girl hates her job and openly admits as much. She's unattractive in both looks and character . Worse than your coldest Romanian and she's English. Anyone after a cheap punt in Gloucestershire, go for an EE instead .

[partickphil]

Laura would of obviously been punting back to back as much as she and HOD could fit in while she was getting work off them, so if she was good their she should of been good when you saw her of course.

It wasn't so much the back to back booking that bothered me as it was being short changed on time because of it and the obviously BS chatter about other agencies and punters gave me a bad impression of her as a person. Service is everything in any industry and if you compromise on that for whatever reason it is disrespectful to those who pay your wages.

[SirFrank]

Where to start? Most of my punts have been vanilla sex. Some outstanding ones but a few shit ones. Worst ever was a late night punt in studio 95 in Swansea. The girl complained throughout. Dont lean on me (I wasn't) use your elbows on top to support yourself etc etc. In the end I called her a useless cunt threw the condom at her washed dressed and walked out complaining very loudly. The boss eventually gave in and I saw one of the other girls for free. She was very pleasant but a hopeless fuck.

I also met a girl last year via AW in Bristol. I've mentioned her before on here. Claimed to have been voted sexiest lap dancer in 2 clubs etc. lets just say that must have been 3 years and 3 stone before I met her. Thighs like tree trunks and a fanny like a butchers dustbin. I still hate myself for not walking. The minute she opened the door I thought fuck and kept saying walk walk walk. First punt ever where I actually wanked myself off. Fucking yuk. Just thinking about her makes me want to self flagellate out of self loathing

[pierrot]

This one from Liverpool.
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Promised loads failed to deliver on every count.
Her flat had a very strong aroma of cat piss, and for the first time in my life I met Mr Floppy, as she just failed to produce any effort at all.
It was some months from this horror story before I was able to punt again.

[Riprock]

This is about on par with how i felt about the WG i mentioned above.  Also being hoodwinked by her gallery pics was very amateurish.

I still hate myself for not walking. The minute she opened the door I thought fuck and kept saying walk walk walk. Just thinking about her makes me want to self flagellate out of self loathing

[explicitencounters]

A polish woman, when I rang the parlour I actually asked if she was enthusiastic and any good, to which she replied, she wouldn't be working here if she didn't..

Unattractive, weird huge mole on her back, service was so crap, blowjob was forgettable, sex was even worse..

Just.. No.

Left feeling rubbish.   

[smiths]

A polish woman, when I rang the parlour I actually asked if she was enthusiastic and any good, to which she replied, she wouldn't be working here if she didn't..

Unattractive, weird huge mole on her back, service was so crap, blowjob was forgettable, sex was even worse..

Just.. No.

Left feeling rubbish.

A brothel is hardly likely to say the WG is shit avoid her though. In my experiences brothel receptionists/maids/managers/owners have been among the most dishonest people i have ever had the misfortune to deal with. Most just had one goal, to get me to the punt and hope i thought with my dick and punted anyway. Its why i appreciate finding honest ones. Obviously i had no legal recourse that was viable, a big disadvantage in punting.

[explicitencounters]

This is true, but I was younger then and wanted to try a different place from my regular, wiser now, would have walked faced with the same situation these days 

[Riprock]

Are you sure about that?   

A brothel is hardly likely to say the WG is shit avoid her though. In my experiences brothel receptionists/maids/managers/owners have been among the most dishonest people i have ever had the misfortune to deal with. Most just had one goal, to get me to the punt and hope i thought with my dick and punted anyway. Its why i appreciate finding honest ones. Obviously i had no legal recourse that was viable, a big disadvantage in punting.

[Jack_soa]

I cant remember what her name was but she was unenthusiastic, complained the whole way through and wouldnt even let me hold her hips or touch her boobs. She also stank of sweat and fag ash. I should of walked but it was my first ever punt, it was a brothel and there was a massive KGB type at the door. Nearly put me off punting before it even began. Heed my warning people NEVER EVER go to Palm Springs Romford!!
 

[smiths]

This is true, but I was younger then and wanted to try a different place from my regular, wiser now, would have walked faced with the same situation these days

Indeed, we learn as we go along, hopefully we get wiser as we get older.

[Lakidot]

I'll have to go with Miss-sexy. I got out of there asap External Link/Members Only

[Ali Katt]

And with the obligatory bad tattoo on the tit 

And one of her photos is titled classy.

My worst punt has been covered here in explicit detail:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=4543.msg67895#msg67895

[Daffodil]

This is the review I did about my worst ever:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1567.0

Her profile has gone, but I'm reliably informed that she still works, but creates new profiles with fake pictures. A little fucking land-mine is South Wales punting.

[fisherofsouls]

All these replies and no-one has mentioned English Blond Jenna External Link/Members Only ?


Absolutely dreadful experience... https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=6634.0

[Taggart]

Once saw some ethinic bird, Laura somthing or other, at a west London hotel.

She was dumpier that her photos, lacked kissing skills, poor cock sucking skills and luckily I'd done the 'finger test' so didnt go down on her. How can someone turn up who whiffs like Grimsby?  She even forgot to bring lube for anal - luckily, I didnt.....

Booked for 2 hours, gone in less than one, and I pissed off to the bar.

Fortunately, her AW profile no longer exists....

[Daffodil]

Once saw some ethinic bird, Laura somthing or other, at a west London hotel.

She was dumpier that her photos, lacked kissing skills, poor cock sucking skills and luckily I'd done the 'finger test' so didnt go down on her. How can someone turn up who whiffs like Grimsby?  She even forgot to bring lube for anal - luckily, I didnt.....

Booked for 2 hours, gone in less than one, and I pissed off to the bar.

Fortunately, her AW profile no longer exists....

This reminds me of a 'definition' for the perineum:

The Humber Bridge: Links something fishy to something shit.

[wristjob]

I've had about half a dozen where I wouldn't repeat the experience if I was the one being paid but I think I've only cried after a punt once.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=8934.0

I think one of these worst punt posts comes around every 2 months so instead of te worst punt ever I'd say my worst punt of 2013 was Blowjob Babe:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15736.0

Basically she's so grim I wouldn't shag her for free and you would probably get more fun out of a frigid nun.

[Ali Katt]

This reminds me of a 'definition' for the perineum from the Viz Profanisaurus:

The Humber Bridge: Links something fishy to something shit.

My favourite for the perineum is the vanilla strip because it's in between the pink and brown in Neapolitan ice cream.

[MasterfulBob]

In Germany a few years back went to the RLD in Hannover with some mates. We were perusing the wares when I saw what I thought to be a fit, short haired milf. Went into the room and paid my money, turns out she was actually quite a bit older than I thought, not so hot, spoke crap English and sounded like she had some badly fitted false teeth in.

Started trying to get down to it, but she was just so boring I didn't want to waste my load on her when there were loads of better girls out there! Told her to get off and just got dressed and left. Found myself a lovely Turkish girl with amazing ass and tits who gave me a great time and was much more into it and far more worthy of my load, haha!

[rockharders]

By far the worst was this beast: External Link/Members Only rough looking and an embarassment on my part for even turning up but I still managed to get up an FR on it https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15405.0

I still cringe thinking about the smell 

[MasterfulBob]

Just remembered my actual worst one! I'd done well to erase it from my memory. She had a profile on AW but I haven't seen it in ages. Last active mid 2013 I think but can't remember her name.

Browsing for a petite girl, found one in Biggleswade which wasn't too far away from me at the time. Pics looked okay, she was short and slim, no face pictures but thought what the hell. Called her up, common, chavvy accent which I really dislike so should have just stopped there and then, but continued anyway.

Arrived at her place at the arranged time, shoddy looking terrace house, she opened the door as I walked up and she herded me straight upstairs. She was wearing a hoody and jogging bottoms, hair tied back, no effort whatsoever. She wasn't pretty, bad teeth too, still don't know why I continued.

In short, the things that made it awful were the hairy legs, her boyfriend downstairs, her young child banging about and crying in the cot next door, lack of enthusiasm, pretty much everything. Not a single redeeming feature, I could barely keep it up and had to finish myself off. Left quite a bit earlier than the time I paid for as I couldn't wait to go. Definitely the worst experience I've had.

[Riprock]

Good god, after reading some of these horror stories, i'm starting to think mine wasn't that bad. lol

RR

[Wiltsboy01]

Just remembered my actual worst one! I'd done well to erase it from my memory. She had a profile on AW but I haven't seen it in ages. Last active mid 2013 I think but can't remember her name.

Browsing for a petite girl, found one in Biggleswade which wasn't too far away from me at the time. Pics looked okay, she was short and slim, no face pictures but thought what the hell. Called her up, common, chavvy accent which I really dislike so should have just stopped there and then, but continued anyway.

Arrived at her place at the arranged time, shoddy looking terrace house, she opened the door as I walked up and she herded me straight upstairs. She was wearing a hoody and jogging bottoms, hair tied back, no effort whatsoever. She wasn't pretty, bad teeth too, still don't know why I continued.

In short, the things that made it awful were the hairy legs, her boyfriend downstairs, her young child banging about and crying in the cot next door, lack of enthusiasm, pretty much everything. Not a single redeeming feature, I could barely keep it up and had to finish myself off. Left quite a bit earlier than the time I paid for as I couldn't wait to go. Definitely the worst experience I've had.

Shit was she really small and called Sarahwet or something like that?

Had a VERY similar punt with a girl in joggers and a T like that in Biggleswade. 

I loved it for the hassled-mum fuck and partner about the house but that was just me

[Wiltsboy01]

AnnaWet yeah, that was her name.
Proper benefits type mum look going on.

[MasterfulBob]

That's the one! Funnily enough she did talk about benefits and not declaring her earnings or something, haha! Perhaps she got caught out, or maybe her kid was getting too old to be having random punters seeing to her mum in the next room.

[Jason]

On photos she looks great yes, but definitely too much photoshop. She was friendly though...young...

 And on another site CIM was said to be offered, however she told me i can get that next time i see her....'there wont be a next time?' i thought to myself.

JRC, some agency girls do look like their photos, Heidy, and Delisha ( she left now, but my god she was hot as fuck )

I would however recommend Heidy External Link/Members Only

This girl is smoking hot, huge breasts, 5,4, and really tight, however no cim.

I fail to imagine how bad looking she is in the flesh in order to justify the title “worst WG you ever had”.
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Absence of CIM is not a reason for giving that title either.

Me thinks that you either punt very rarely or you judge a WG solely by her looks. Because Delisha, albeit hot, her service seems from the following reviews to be very mediocre:
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[Tjkooker]

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I still count it as a punt even though I only got as far as dropping my kecks.

Listed as 40. Maybe twenty years ago you would believe that. Size 14-16. Looked like A fat drag queen version of Cher.

[latecomer]

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Apart from being robbed once this is the worst experience I've ever had . The girl hates her job and openly admits as much. She's unattractive in both looks and character . Worse than your coldest Romanian and she's English. Anyone after a cheap punt in Gloucestershire, go for an EE instead .

Looked at this girl's feedback and found an excuse for messing one punter around that I'd never come across before: "my twin took the call ..."

[Roland D Hay]

Going back a couple of years and I wouldn't say she was the worst in terms of ability but the one that still makes me cringe with embarrassment is this one.  External Link/Members Only

I like the more mature and experienced lady and even at her stated age she is at the top end of what is acceptable to me. I had suspicions when being met by her elderly husband at a local pub near their house but thought she could be much younger. I reckon she was 65 and despite this I still didn't walk cos she had a decent figure. She was limited in her positional ability due to arthritis in the hips. Even now she only claims to be 51 and has a stack of positive feedback that beggars belief. 

[SirFrank]

Going back a couple of years and I wouldn't say she was the worst in terms of ability but the one that still makes me cringe with embarrassment is this one.  External Link/Members Only

I like the more mature and experienced lady and even at her stated age she is at the top end of what is acceptable to me. I had suspicions when being met by her elderly husband at a local pub near their house but thought she could be much younger. I reckon she was 65 and despite this I still didn't walk cos she had a decent figure. She was limited in her positional ability due to arthritis in the hips. Even now she only claims to be 51 and has a stack of positive feedback that beggars belief. 

OMG! Mind you in her profile she says that her op went well. Maybe she's had hip replacements?

[Roland D Hay]

OMG! Mind you in her profile she says that her op went well. Maybe she's had hip replacements?

I'm sure she was waiting for a hip replacement and I say that without a hint of sarcasm

[Jvosta]

Me thinks that you either punt very rarely or you judge a WG solely by her looks. Because Delisha, albeit hot, her service seems from the following reviews to be very mediocre:
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I never mentioned her service, i was just saying to JRC that not all agency girls are photoshopped beyond recognition, i.e Delisha

And yes, i would be considered punting newbie ( around 10? ), and out of those 10, daria was my least favourite, it might not be as bad as Everyone elses, im just replying to the topic ...u mad?

[sparrow]

I'll have to go with Miss-sexy. I got out of there asap External Link/Members Only

She looks nice, so what happened. . . ? 

[Rochdull lad]

The worst one I had was External Link/Members Only early last year.

I rang her but didn't get an answer, so booked another girl.  However, about a fortnight later and out of the blue, she rang me one morning to see if I was still interested.  I was; so I cancelled a booking I'd already made for the following day and went to see her instead.  Big mistake!

Being as fluffy-ish as I am and the age I am, I always try to establish some rapport with the WG but there was nothing coming back from this woman; I should have realised how bad things were going to get when she kept using my AW Nickname, even though I told her what my actual forename is!  The only thing which stopped me from publishing a Negative Report on here was that, somehow, I actually came.

However, the overall emotion I had on my homeward journey was that I might as well have chucked her fee down the drain.  And to magnify that, the following week I went to see the girl I'd postponed to see this one; with whom I had an excellent hour.  Talk about money wasted!

Interestingly, when I went to AW to get the link for this post I discovered that the 15 or so Feedback she used to have have been removed, and AW have posted this:

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which we're more used to seeing with dodgy EEs.

This woman says she's 48 [in pro$$ie years, of course ] and, to judge by her accent, she was local to where I saw her so I don't know what's happened to warrant that notice being posted.  [I've just re-read her Profile and she refers to a slightly different Profile, which AW have deleted.]

The final chapter in this saga was that a couple of months or so back, she again rang me out of the blue and was really quite persistent about trying to get me to book her.  I declined her invitation; once bitten, twice shy, as they say!

[smiths]

The worst one I had was External Link/Members Only early last year.

I rang her but didn't get an answer, so booked another girl.  However, about a fortnight later and out of the blue, she rang me one morning to see if I was still interested.  I was; so I cancelled a booking I'd already made for the following day and went to see her instead.  Big mistake!

Being as fluffy-ish as I am and the age I am, I always try to establish some rapport with the WG but there was nothing coming back from this woman; I should have realised how bad things were going to get when she kept using my AW Nickname, even though I told her what my actual forename is!  The only thing which stopped me from publishing a Negative Report on here was that, somehow, I actually came.

However, the overall emotion I had on my homeward journey was that I might as well have chucked her fee down the drain.  And to magnify that, the following week I went to see the girl I'd postponed to see this one; with whom I had an excellent hour.  Talk about money wasted!

Interestingly, when I went to AW to get the link for this post I discovered that the 15 or so Feedback she used to have have been removed, and AW have posted this:
which we're more used to seeing with dodgy EEs.

This woman says she's 48 [in pro$$ie years, of course ] and, to judge by her accent, she was local to where I saw her so I don't know what's happened to warrant that notice being posted.  [I've just re-read her Profile and she refers to a slightly different Profile, which AW have deleted.]

The final chapter in this saga was that a couple of months or so back, she again rang me out of the blue and was really quite persistent about trying to get me to book her.  I declined her invitation; once bitten, twice shy, as they say!

IMO WGs that cold contact punters unless the punter has agreed they can do so are very unprofessional. It ensures they dont get my business. The WG has absolutely no idea what damage she might be causing the punter by contacting him out of the blue without his express agreement.