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3 review(s) found for Miss-Sexy- linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline Ali Katt

And with the obligatory bad tattoo on the tit  :sarcastic:
And one of her photos is titled classy.

My worst punt has been covered here in explicit detail:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=4543.msg67895#msg67895

Offline Daffodil

This is the review I did about my worst ever:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=1567.0

Her profile has gone, but I'm reliably informed that she still works, but creates new profiles with fake pictures. A little fucking land-mine is South Wales punting.

All these replies and no-one has mentioned English Blond Jenna https://www.adultwork.com/883004 ?


Absolutely dreadful experience... https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=6634.0



9 review(s) found for ENGLISH&INKED linked to in above post (1 positive, 1 neutral, 7 negative)

Offline Taggart

Once saw some ethinic bird, Laura somthing or other, at a west London hotel.

She was dumpier that her photos, lacked kissing skills, poor cock sucking skills and luckily I'd done the 'finger test' so didnt go down on her. How can someone turn up who whiffs like Grimsby?  She even forgot to bring lube for anal - luckily, I didnt..... :D

Booked for 2 hours, gone in less than one, and I pissed off to the bar.

Fortunately, her AW profile no longer exists....

Offline Daffodil

Once saw some ethinic bird, Laura somthing or other, at a west London hotel.

She was dumpier that her photos, lacked kissing skills, poor cock sucking skills and luckily I'd done the 'finger test' so didnt go down on her. How can someone turn up who whiffs like Grimsby?  She even forgot to bring lube for anal - luckily, I didnt..... :D

Booked for 2 hours, gone in less than one, and I pissed off to the bar.

Fortunately, her AW profile no longer exists....

This reminds me of a 'definition' for the perineum:

The Humber Bridge: Links something fishy to something shit.

Offline wristjob

I've had about half a dozen where I wouldn't repeat the experience if I was the one being paid but I think I've only cried after a punt once.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=8934.0

I think one of these worst punt posts comes around every 2 months so instead of te worst punt ever I'd say my worst punt of 2013 was Blowjob Babe:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15736.0

Basically she's so grim I wouldn't shag her for free and you would probably get more fun out of a frigid nun.

Offline Ali Katt

This reminds me of a 'definition' for the perineum from the Viz Profanisaurus:

The Humber Bridge: Links something fishy to something shit.
:lol:
My favourite for the perineum is the vanilla strip because it's in between the pink and brown in Neapolitan ice cream.

In Germany a few years back went to the RLD in Hannover with some mates. We were perusing the wares when I saw what I thought to be a fit, short haired milf. Went into the room and paid my money, turns out she was actually quite a bit older than I thought, not so hot, spoke crap English and sounded like she had some badly fitted false teeth in.

Started trying to get down to it, but she was just so boring I didn't want to waste my load on her when there were loads of better girls out there! Told her to get off and just got dressed and left. Found myself a lovely Turkish girl with amazing ass and tits who gave me a great time and was much more into it and far more worthy of my load, haha!

By far the worst was this beast: https://www.adultwork.com/1784447 rough looking and an embarassment on my part for even turning up but I still managed to get up an FR on it https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=15405.0

I still cringe thinking about the smell  :vomit:


1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Just remembered my actual worst one! I'd done well to erase it from my memory. She had a profile on AW but I haven't seen it in ages. Last active mid 2013 I think but can't remember her name.

Browsing for a petite girl, found one in Biggleswade which wasn't too far away from me at the time. Pics looked okay, she was short and slim, no face pictures but thought what the hell. Called her up, common, chavvy accent which I really dislike so should have just stopped there and then, but continued anyway.

Arrived at her place at the arranged time, shoddy looking terrace house, she opened the door as I walked up and she herded me straight upstairs. She was wearing a hoody and jogging bottoms, hair tied back, no effort whatsoever. She wasn't pretty, bad teeth too, still don't know why I continued.

In short, the things that made it awful were the hairy legs, her boyfriend downstairs, her young child banging about and crying in the cot next door, lack of enthusiasm, pretty much everything. Not a single redeeming feature, I could barely keep it up and had to finish myself off. Left quite a bit earlier than the time I paid for as I couldn't wait to go. Definitely the worst experience I've had.

Offline Riprock

Good god, after reading some of these horror stories, i'm starting to think mine wasn't that bad. lol

RR

Wiltsboy01

Just remembered my actual worst one! I'd done well to erase it from my memory. She had a profile on AW but I haven't seen it in ages. Last active mid 2013 I think but can't remember her name.

Browsing for a petite girl, found one in Biggleswade which wasn't too far away from me at the time. Pics looked okay, she was short and slim, no face pictures but thought what the hell. Called her up, common, chavvy accent which I really dislike so should have just stopped there and then, but continued anyway.

Arrived at her place at the arranged time, shoddy looking terrace house, she opened the door as I walked up and she herded me straight upstairs. She was wearing a hoody and jogging bottoms, hair tied back, no effort whatsoever. She wasn't pretty, bad teeth too, still don't know why I continued.

In short, the things that made it awful were the hairy legs, her boyfriend downstairs, her young child banging about and crying in the cot next door, lack of enthusiasm, pretty much everything. Not a single redeeming feature, I could barely keep it up and had to finish myself off. Left quite a bit earlier than the time I paid for as I couldn't wait to go. Definitely the worst experience I've had.


Shit was she really small and called Sarahwet or something like that?

Had a VERY similar punt with a girl in joggers and a T like that in Biggleswade. 

I loved it for the hassled-mum fuck and partner about the house but that was just me :)

Wiltsboy01

AnnaWet yeah, that was her name.
Proper benefits type mum look going on.

That's the one! Funnily enough she did talk about benefits and not declaring her earnings or something, haha! Perhaps she got caught out, or maybe her kid was getting too old to be having random punters seeing to her mum in the next room.

Offline Jason

On photos she looks great yes, but definitely too much photoshop. She was friendly though...young...

 And on another site CIM was said to be offered, however she told me i can get that next time i see her....'there wont be a next time?' i thought to myself.

JRC, some agency girls do look like their photos, Heidy, and Delisha ( she left now, but my god she was hot as fuck )

I would however recommend Heidy http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort/bayswater-w2-brunette-heidy

This girl is smoking hot, huge breasts, 5,4, and really tight, however no cim.

I fail to imagine how bad looking she is in the flesh in order to justify the title “worst WG you ever had”.
http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort/sloane-avenue-sw3-blonde-daria-1992
Absence of CIM is not a reason for giving that title either.

Me thinks that you either punt very rarely or you judge a WG solely by her looks. Because Delisha, albeit hot, her service seems from the following reviews to be very mediocre:
1. http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort-review/london-escort-delisha-review-1739
2. http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort-review/london-escort-delisha-review-2255
3. http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort-review/london-escort-delisha-review-1644
4. http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort-review/london-escort-delisha-review-1362
5. http://www.auto-censored.com/index.php/reviews/110120-Review-of-Delisha-of-Central-London?fs=2
6. http://www.auto-censored.com/index.php/reviews/106254-Review-of-Delisha-of-Central-London?fs=2

Offline Tjkooker

https://www.adultwork.com/1228424

I still count it as a punt even though I only got as far as dropping my kecks.

Listed as 40. Maybe twenty years ago you would believe that. Size 14-16. Looked like A fat drag queen version of Cher.

Banning reason: Outing and trolling a punter because he posted a negative about his favourite prossie. White-knight fluffy that pretends otherwise.


1 review(s) found for X SEXY CARYN 4U X linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

https://www.adultwork.com/BellaNightshade

Apart from being robbed once this is the worst experience I've ever had . The girl hates her job and openly admits as much. She's unattractive in both looks and character . Worse than your coldest Romanian and she's English. Anyone after a cheap punt in Gloucestershire, go for an EE instead .
Looked at this girl's feedback and found an excuse for messing one punter around that I'd never come across before: "my twin took the call ..."

Roland D Hay

Going back a couple of years and I wouldn't say she was the worst in terms of ability but the one that still makes me cringe with embarrassment is this one.  https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=168789

I like the more mature and experienced lady and even at her stated age she is at the top end of what is acceptable to me. I had suspicions when being met by her elderly husband at a local pub near their house but thought she could be much younger. I reckon she was 65 and despite this I still didn't walk cos she had a decent figure. She was limited in her positional ability due to arthritis in the hips. Even now she only claims to be 51 and has a stack of positive feedback that beggars belief.  :blush:

Offline SirFrank

Going back a couple of years and I wouldn't say she was the worst in terms of ability but the one that still makes me cringe with embarrassment is this one.  https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=168789

I like the more mature and experienced lady and even at her stated age she is at the top end of what is acceptable to me. I had suspicions when being met by her elderly husband at a local pub near their house but thought she could be much younger. I reckon she was 65 and despite this I still didn't walk cos she had a decent figure. She was limited in her positional ability due to arthritis in the hips. Even now she only claims to be 51 and has a stack of positive feedback that beggars belief.  :blush:

OMG! Mind you in her profile she says that her op went well. Maybe she's had hip replacements?
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Roland D Hay

OMG! Mind you in her profile she says that her op went well. Maybe she's had hip replacements?

I'm sure she was waiting for a hip replacement and I say that without a hint of sarcasm

Offline Jvosta


Me thinks that you either punt very rarely or you judge a WG solely by her looks. Because Delisha, albeit hot, her service seems from the following reviews to be very mediocre:
1. http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort-review/london-escort-delisha-review-1739
2. http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort-review/london-escort-delisha-review-2255
3. http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort-review/london-escort-delisha-review-1644
4. http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort-review/london-escort-delisha-review-1362
5. http://www.auto-censored.com/index.php/reviews/110120-Review-of-Delisha-of-Central-London?fs=2
6. http://www.auto-censored.com/index.php/reviews/106254-Review-of-Delisha-of-Central-London?fs=2

I never mentioned her service, i was just saying to JRC that not all agency girls are photoshopped beyond recognition, i.e Delisha

And yes, i would be considered punting newbie ( around 10? ), and out of those 10, daria was my least favourite, it might not be as bad as Everyone elses, im just replying to the topic ...u mad?
« Last Edit: January 06, 2014, 02:15:10 PM by jonumrin »



3 review(s) found for Miss-Sexy- linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

The worst one I had was https://www.adultwork.com/2307360 early last year.

I rang her but didn't get an answer, so booked another girl.  However, about a fortnight later and out of the blue, she rang me one morning to see if I was still interested.  I was; so I cancelled a booking I'd already made for the following day and went to see her instead.  Big mistake!

Being as fluffy-ish as I am and the age I am, I always try to establish some rapport with the WG but there was nothing coming back from this woman; I should have realised how bad things were going to get when she kept using my AW Nickname, even though I told her what my actual forename is!  The only thing which stopped me from publishing a Negative Report on here was that, somehow, I actually came.

However, the overall emotion I had on my homeward journey was that I might as well have chucked her fee down the drain.  And to magnify that, the following week I went to see the girl I'd postponed to see this one; with whom I had an excellent hour.  Talk about money wasted! :thumbsdown:

Interestingly, when I went to AW to get the link for this post I discovered that the 15 or so Feedback she used to have have been removed, and AW have posted this:
Quote
Alert: The authenticity or legitimacy of this member's profile has been brought into question. Please exercise caution.

We have been given reason to believe that this profile may not be totally bona fide.  We have asked the member to provide documentation in order to verify themself.  If this documentation is not provided within 48 hours the profile will be removed from the Site.

Until such time as this message no longer appears here, please exercise caution when corresponding with this member as they may not:

    be who they say they are
    be where they say they are
    appear as depicted in any pictures
    offer the services they profess to offer

Regardless of any member's verification status, AdultWork.com operates a buyer beware policy and would all encourage members to follow these steps when evaluating any members authenticity.  (hide message)

which we're more used to seeing with dodgy EEs.

This woman says she's 48 [in pro$$ie years, of course ;)] and, to judge by her accent, she was local to where I saw her so I don't know what's happened to warrant that notice being posted.  [I've just re-read her Profile and she refers to a slightly different Profile, which AW have deleted.]

The final chapter in this saga was that a couple of months or so back, she again rang me out of the blue and was really quite persistent about trying to get me to book her.  I declined her invitation; once bitten, twice shy, as they say!

Offline smiths

The worst one I had was https://www.adultwork.com/2307360 early last year.

I rang her but didn't get an answer, so booked another girl.  However, about a fortnight later and out of the blue, she rang me one morning to see if I was still interested.  I was; so I cancelled a booking I'd already made for the following day and went to see her instead.  Big mistake!

Being as fluffy-ish as I am and the age I am, I always try to establish some rapport with the WG but there was nothing coming back from this woman; I should have realised how bad things were going to get when she kept using my AW Nickname, even though I told her what my actual forename is!  The only thing which stopped me from publishing a Negative Report on here was that, somehow, I actually came.

However, the overall emotion I had on my homeward journey was that I might as well have chucked her fee down the drain.  And to magnify that, the following week I went to see the girl I'd postponed to see this one; with whom I had an excellent hour.  Talk about money wasted! :thumbsdown:

Interestingly, when I went to AW to get the link for this post I discovered that the 15 or so Feedback she used to have have been removed, and AW have posted this:
which we're more used to seeing with dodgy EEs.

This woman says she's 48 [in pro$$ie years, of course ;)] and, to judge by her accent, she was local to where I saw her so I don't know what's happened to warrant that notice being posted.  [I've just re-read her Profile and she refers to a slightly different Profile, which AW have deleted.]

The final chapter in this saga was that a couple of months or so back, she again rang me out of the blue and was really quite persistent about trying to get me to book her.  I declined her invitation; once bitten, twice shy, as they say!

IMO WGs that cold contact punters unless the punter has agreed they can do so are very unprofessional. It ensures they dont get my business. The WG has absolutely no idea what damage she might be causing the punter by contacting him out of the blue without his express agreement. :hi:


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