Your own dress attire when going to escorts.

[David1970]

King Tarzan also got a formal tracksuits for weddings

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I think his track suit will be a 2 stripe knock off.

[Kev40ish]

Do they still make that, one level below Blue Stratus and one above Brut for Men.
Are you some kind of throw back from my childhood?

He wears his 80s Adidas track suit so possibly 

[Kev40ish]

Well, the point of the question has not been lost on the many who have contributed thus far. I have found it very interesting to read what guys turn up in.

For my part I always put on a fresh pair of undies and although I would prefer to dress smart with a good splash all over of a nice aftershave to do that is not worth the risk. So for me it’s just normal walk about stuff and clean shoes.

Really!!!! what have we actually learnt people wear what they are comfortable with and are clean and presentable....

Is this really a surprise to anyone???

[dboy74]

Smart casual.

[Waterhouse]

Do they still make that, one level below Blue Stratus and one above Brut for Men.
Are you some kind of throw back from my childhood?

Was in Bentall's dept. Store today and noticed a whole display ddicated to Aramis... three tier deep.  Made me immediately think of KT and that he must be an estate agent to continually keep using Korous.

KT, you need to think about updating your cologne, buddy   

[notcalledchris]

Business suit but only because i punt on the way to or from work.   

[king tarzan]

Do they still make that, one level below Blue Stratus and one above Brut for Men.
Are you some kind of throw back from my childhood?

Yes still available. . Very fresh nice smell and it lasts very long..

[David1970]

Have you a white shell suit for special occasions?

[claretandblue]

Yes still available. . Very fresh nice smell and it lasts very long..

you really are quite the catch,I am amazed some young muslim "sister" hasnt snapped you up by now 

[Moresomes]

you really are quite the catch,I am amazed some young muslim "sister" hasnt snapped you up by now 

Many have tried, but up until now all have failed the £20 kiss test. 

[claretandblue]

Many have tried, but up until now all have failed the £20 kiss test. 

he couldnt get past first base,getting the hijab off 

[wirehair]

I dont usually keep my my vicar's dogs collar on 

[Moresomes]

he couldnt get past first base,getting the hijab off 

Apparently at the first sniff of kouros it just falls off.

[scutty brown]

Yes still available. . Very fresh nice smell and it lasts very long..

I thought Hai! Karate was more your style

[LocalHero]

Usually, I just keep it subtle with a pair of red suede brothel-creepers, unbuttoned jeans with a wad of £20s hanging out the back pocket and a vest with "Where dem whores at?" on the front and "on the hunt for a punt" on the back.

[Storm force]

IN THE HEAT

Its shorts and white or black plain T shirt with CK after shave and rub down of baby oil all over my body including private parts

When colder

Canvas jeans semi formal shoes and shirt cardigan.

Sometimnes a suit if going from work I work in a bank

[Ali Katt]

Not being rude or nothing, but some members on here have shit taste in aftershave.

[Storm force]

What is good in your book buddy

[Ali Katt]

What is good in your book buddy

Terre d'Hermes, most Chanel especially Allure and Platinum Egosiste, most Dior, most Gaultier, all Creed, all Tom Ford, All Jo Malone; I remember Armani Code, Gucci Guilty and Envy being good, but I'm not 100% as I haven't tried them since they came out.

Don't get me wrong I've owned CK in the past, the same with Kouros, but I think there's better out there. I avoid stuff like Million, only the brave and Black XS  because I'm over 25 and they just smell weird on my skin if anyone on here is a uni student or under 25 they are mint. I think with CK, Boss, Burberry etc these are OK everyday fragrances, but nothing special like a pump and dump in a parlour really, plus I try to avoid really popular frags.

[David1970]

I got aftershave made in Morocco, because they are Muslims there is no alcohol in the aftershave, really nice smell and last for ever.

[scutty brown]

Aftershave?

that's for men who don't wash
and pouffs
and children

just a fucking great marketing scam. Keep yourself clean and your natural male smell should be enough for any girl. Just make sure you wash your ass before a punt

[scutty brown]

I got aftershave made in Morocco, because they are Muslims there is no alcohol in the aftershave, really nice smell and last for ever.

Most European aftershave uses isopropanol rather than ethanol, to stop people drinking it
Not sure about American - they were still using ethanol a few years back, may have changed since

[Ali Katt]

Aftershave?

that's for men who don't wash
and pouffs
and children

just a fucking great marketing scam. Keep yourself clean and your natural male smell should be enough for any girl. Just make sure you wash your ass before a punt

[David1970]

Just make sure you wash your ass before a punt

Fuck is that what I am doing wrong
Next thing you will telling me is I should wipe my ass after a shit if I want rimmed.

[scutty brown]

Fuck is that what I am doing wrong
Next thing you will telling me is I should wipe my ass after a shit if I want rimmed.

Read the Marquis de Sade's "120 Days of Sodom" - he had different ideas

[mr.bluesky]

Not being rude or nothing, but some members on here have shit taste in aftershave.

Splash on a bit of Old Spice that usually does the trick 

[Chorley]

Splash on a bit of Old Spice that usually does the trick 

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[threechilliman]

Splash on a bit of Old Spice that usually does the trick 

Never, ever fails. Birds love it.

[DeanoDeano]

Quick rub of this around the nether regions and we are good to go.

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[David1970]

Quick rub of this around the nether regions and we are good to go.

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So what you are saying you don't need your 1980s Adidas track suit to look the part, just Dr Balls?

[bbwandy72]

The Glitter Band?  Only joking I'm guessing something like Cannibal Corpse.

Have you any idea just how popular Cannibal Corpse are? They have loads of fans. Inexplicable to me because they're rubbish. I've seen them at festivals and I'm clearly not part of their target demographic. But no, the bands I'm thinking of have far fewer fans than that.

[fallentrees1321]

Full black tie with a top hat and patent leather shoes . Like to make a first impression .

In all seriousness never really thought about it , just got dressed how I usually dress which is chinos/jeans/chino shorts  and plain or generic T shirts . Its not a date , im not looking to impress this girl into bed ive already pretty much guaranteed that . I spend more time making sure I am well groomed and clean than thinking about what to wear

I remember punting in a few parlours and seeing guys coming and going in work uniform from fairly well known places like supermarkets .

[Monis78]

With the general census, I’ll maje sure and clean and showered 
Wear something comfortable, my casuals (jeans and t-shirt).

Never gone in my gardening or working on the car mucky clothes, unless it’s a role play you have organised

If horny after work, then be in trouser, shirt and tie, and get a shower at the SP place...

[fallentrees1321]

If horny after work, then be in trouser, shirt and tie, and get a shower at the SP place...

If you work in that stuff . I used to work in a uniform so if I thought/knew I was going to punt after work then I would take a change of clothes for something casual

[anotherwoody69]

If you work in that stuff . I used to work in a uniform so if I thought/knew I was going to punt after work then I would take a change of clothes for something casual

You sound a bit like me with the change of uniform.
Mine was a more practical reason though, you tend to stick out a bit when you work in the Christmas Shop as an elf.

 

[Moby Dick]

Lollipop man (helps kids cross the road)

You sound a bit like me with the change of uniform.
Mine was a more practical reason though, you tend to stick out a bit when you work in the Christmas Shop as an elf.

 

[Marmalade]

Easy. Pockets with zips. If its a shitland area with risks of being mugged, old trainers with insoles

[hardrock89]

I noticed first impression should be good i always or in most punts  get more respect and service . I am new here not posted any revie yet ,it will be soon

[Iceman2018]

Escorts love suited well groomed  nice smelling men IE solicitor banker or accountant type.

But if I go weekend I like shorts and plain t shirt with plenty of deodorant and coconut oil down below

[Marmalade]

Escorts love suited well groomed  nice smelling men IE solicitor banker or accountant type.

 

Shall we make a list of things escorts love?? 

[fallentrees1321]

Escorts love suited well groomed  nice smelling men IE solicitor banker or accountant type.

But if I go weekend I like shorts and plain t shirt with plenty of deodorant and coconut oil down below

nonsense . Escorts just like other women will all like particular things and it wont always be the serotype you have just alluded to

[Ali Katt]

Have you any idea just how popular Cannibal Corpse are? They have loads of fans. Inexplicable to me because they're rubbish. I've seen them at festivals and I'm clearly not part of their target demographic. But no, the bands I'm thinking of have far fewer fans than that.

I wasn't going to say Merzbow, but I thought that was too obscure. Yes CC are popular to an extent, but not so much so that you will hear their songs played at a wedding.

[Ali Katt]

I remember punting in a few parlours and seeing guys coming and going in work uniform from fairly well known places like supermarkets.

They only had a handjob, they didn't want to pay 5p for a bag.

[Ali Katt]

nonsense . Escorts just like other women will all like particular things and it wont always be the serotype you have just alluded to

100% correct. An escort I was talking to said she preferred workmen in overalls. Yes, the merchant banker doesn't appeal to every woman and I would hazard a guess it probably appeals to very few.

Escorts love suited well groomed  nice smelling men IE solicitor banker or accountant type.

But if I go weekend I like shorts and plain t shirt with plenty of deodorant and coconut oil down below

Shorts?! I only wear a pair if I go swimming as I'm not an urban hippie with toe jam hanging out of my Jesus sandals.

[fallentrees1321]

100% correct. An escort I was talking to said she preferred workmen in overalls. Yes, the merchant banker doesn't appeal to every woman and I would hazard a guess it probably appeals to very few.

Ive had a few escorts tell me they like a man in uniform . Or builders .

They would have no reason to say this . I dont work in a uniform nor am I a builder

[Ali Katt]

Ive had a few escorts tell me they like a man in uniform . Or builders .

They would have no reason to say this . I dont work in a uniform nor am I a builder

TBH Jay it depends on the escort. I know escorts that would find a man in a suit overdressed I'm not saying you are wrong just not all women like a man in a uniform a lot have the "officer and a gentleman" fantasy.

[Dorsetpunter]

I only punt when I can fit it in with my normal day to day life so I will wear whatever I have on. Once had the welcome of “nice shorts” but they weren’t on for long 

I can’t imagine having a punting uniform and I’ve never been turned away by a doorman for wearing the wrong shoes 

[jdoe123]

G-String

[Hornybaker1]

polo, jeans, trainers or shoes, clean underwear and socks 

[hardrock89]

I always go in suit after work alway got good responce.i think your appearance is everything even thogh they are intrested in your money.