External Link/Members OnlyMy 1st review (though seen many punts) but here I am writing a review from the comfort of my own home in the time I should be with this girl (I live 15 minutes away)
Price: £80/hour for sex, bj, kissing, 69, and masaj (massage as she spells it and Il explain why its relevant).
Address: No issues getting to the address as the communication was very clear via sms. She gave the exact location and I had to message for the door number on arrival, which was fine given the concern for safety. The problem was that she did not reply to my message and ignored my phone call, but then called back to confirm door number.
Arrival: A pretty girl who looks a non make-up version of the photos so I was not disappointed at all (skinny with very small boobs - I like that). However, I had my phone in one pocket and car keys in the other - she weirdly taps my pockets to see what I was "hiding" until I told her what is was. NO HELLO, NO WARMNESS! I follow her up the stairs but not before her friend can get a good look of me and they speak to each other in Romanian. What really did it for me was that they were both laughing whilst talking in Romanian - rude!
In the room: She asks how long for? Got all the paperwork cleared and on to the next part. I had asked for, and I quote, 'erotic shower and then sex' to which she replied with the standard 'okay bby'. When the gift was handed over I said shall we start in the shower (I was surprised she agreed in the first place and I had already showered prior to going as I always do before seeing a punt) she was so shocked (she could have confirmed what I meant - she knows almost zilch of English) and I confirmed that she had agreed to that. Her reason for agreeing was that I speak too fast and she didnt understand, which is strange as we were texting.
Main Event: She answers a call while unhooking her bra, she then asks me to lie on the bed and I oblige. She then answers 2 calls, 4 messages and arranges 2 more punters whilst I am there trying to get things warmed up. No eye contact, No warmness when I am now kissing the neck, agrees to kissing but for 1 minute at most. Then kerching - series of texts and calls.
It was so awkward that I was happy to leave in 5 minutes without even asking for a part refund (which she would have not even considered). To ease the situation, I tried to make conversation but she cant understand what I am saying so that ended there. I was told off for accidentally having touched her belly piercing! After that, I could not finger her and was restricted to rubbing her clit. I just could not get hard as there was nothing to excite me so after a few strokes on my man she decides to yank (with no exaggeration) a condom on my man - unsexy.
I tried to make myself hard to justify my £80 giveaway but only to have her brother live on her phone from Romania whilst she again tries to unwillingly condomise my man - few pumps and I just thought it wasnt worth it.
Outcome: 1 minute kissing, couple of wasted condoms, eavesdropping multiple phone calls, arranging her next punts while I lay next to her, and frustrated departure.
NO sex, No handjob, No real BJ - NOTHING! This review has taken me longer than the length of time I was in there.
She can not have been confused with my request as she uses translator to set-up her punts and their replies. I have no problem with lack of English but my problem is using that as an excuse to just get the money without offering what she said!
