Cost: £500
So what do you do when you check your monthly payslip and see that work have overpaid you by £1000?
a. Call payroll informing them of their error
b. Immediately blow the money on a one hour extreme session with one of your favourite porn stars?
If you answered a, Well done. There’s not enough honesty in this world, and you’re less likely to get in trouble
If you answered b, then you and I are kindred spirits. Carpe motherfuckin’ diem.
Location – Marylebone, one of those Victorian London houses you get in central, once in there it looked very plush and traditionally decorated, with a velvet red carpet going up a wooden staircase. It looked a lot like a house from a horror movie.
Jasmine welcomed me in and after a quick shower we got down to it. I paid the full whack 1 hour porn-star extreme service so as to get anal and not be rushed. I had lots of fun on all 3 of her holes and pissed her off by going though about 7 condoms. Jasmine is a good kisser, and pretty good in every position though not super tight. I was quite star struck, and had trouble coming, but she did her best to try and relax me and get me off.
If you’re a fan, she’s worth it. It’s probably not worth the full £500 If you’re not a fan, or if she wasn’t a porn-star, as you may find service just as good elsewhere for less. But I had the money and now I can spend the rest of my days jerking off to her porn knowing I’ve had a good crack at her myself.
Payroll later spotted their error and docked the money off my next payslip
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