Michelle Agency Allure. Waterloo - Somebody take me out and shoot me. Please.

[The Night King]

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I've had some great advice from this forum since joining in the last year and it's upgraded my punting experience no end. I've discovered a few absolute pearlers thanks to the fellow members' advice but the reverse has also been true, where you question the sanity of other positive reviews for some SP's. This is one of those and ranks alongside my experience with IndianDipali as a low point.

Now I do not usually shop at this end of the market but in the interests of trying something different, and having read some adulatory reviews of Michelle, I thought I'd give the 'high end' market a go.  Kind of like you book Nobu on your birthday I suppose. Anyway I'd always been curious about Allure. No more.

9 times out of 10 I'd like to think my judgement is spot on and I'll happily walk in the first 60 seconds if I'm not sure. For whatever reason, God knows why, (ah, yes I was desperate for a shag that day) on this occasion I didnt. With hindsight I was a total mug.

Session : 1 hour incall at the start of August.

Cost : An eye watering £300. I know. I know.

Location : Nice apartment by the London Eye. Several floors up with a broken lift not ideal. Bell broken too!

Comms : Agency - no problem.

The girl : Well the photos on the agency site are accurate, albeit they're blurred pics but what a disappointment. I would put her in her 40s. Not 29 as advertised - do me a favour! Hungarian. She actually had the look of a Joan Rivers about her. There's been some work done, even if it's just lip fillers, botox or whatever. I think I was in such a shock at her appearance that my cognitive functions completely failed. She was dressed in a tight dress with a tempting cleavage spilling out so I figured 'ok there's obviously some rocking body on this milf under there'. Er...

Service : Having handed over the readies I thought I'd make the best of things and hoped things would pick up. She was very willing and started to FK on her couch and quickly peeled off her dress revealing a decent size 8 body (for a milf) with some expensive looking lingerie adorning it. Imagine my disappointment when I pulled out her decent sized C/D boobs and saw how f**king droopy they were. FFS!  Anyway she got on her knees and started some pretty good OWO and DT. Lots of attention to the balls. The BJ was the highlight of the session but she has these quite narrow squinty eyes (suggesting she's had some work done - the Joan Rivers reference applies here). Normally when the SP is looking in to your eyes during the BJ this is a nice turn on but not when you're thinking "You look like Joan F**king Rivers"    Then I banged her. A forgettable f**k tbh. The end

Conclusion : Not at all alluring. In fact the whole thing was more of a lure. If you get my drift.

[boardyhell]

certainly not her forties,i found her lovely looking although not as slim as the photos,not fat just bigger but still had a cracking body,i prefer a size 8
i would say early thirties ,maybe you caught her on a bad day
might have been doing a lot of partying

[The Night King]

certainly not her forties,i found her lovely looking although not as slim as the photos,not fat just bigger but still had a cracking body,i prefer a size 8
i would say early thirties ,maybe you caught her on a bad day
might have been doing a lot of partying

maybe her mum was staying over and I saw her by mistake  Or as you say maybe she'd been on a massive 3 day bender.

When you say 'cracking body' her tits are way past their sell by date, surely?

I saw someone compare her to 70's supermodel Christie Brinkley, who is 64 years of age. I get what they meant now.

For £300 it was daylight robbery imo. As ever ymmv!

[Stortford]

300 notes you could have 2 hours with Michelle independent and had some change.

[king tarzan]

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I've had some great advice from this forum since joining in the last year and it's upgraded my punting experience no end. I've discovered a few absolute pearlers thanks to the fellow members' advice but the reverse has also been true, where you question the sanity of other positive reviews for some SP's. This is one of those and ranks alongside my experience with IndianDipali as a low point.

Now I do not usually shop at this end of the market but in the interests of trying something different, and having read some adulatory reviews of Michelle, I thought I'd give the 'high end' market a go.  Kind of like you book Nobu on your birthday I suppose. Anyway I'd always been curious about Allure. No more.

9 times out of 10 I'd like to think my judgement is spot on and I'll happily walk in the first 60 seconds if I'm not sure. For whatever reason, God knows why, (ah, yes I was desperate for a shag that day) on this occasion I didnt. With hindsight I was a total mug.

Session : 1 hour incall at the start of August.

Cost : An eye watering £300. I know. I know.

Location : Nice apartment by the London Eye. Several floors up with a broken lift not ideal. Bell broken too!

Comms : Agency - no problem.

The girl : Well the photos on the agency site are accurate, albeit they're blurred pics but what a disappointment. I would put her in her 40s. Not 29 as advertised - do me a favour! Hungarian. She actually had the look of a Joan Rivers about her. There's been some work done, even if it's just lip fillers, botox or whatever. I think I was in such a shock at her appearance that my cognitive functions completely failed. She was dressed in a tight dress with a tempting cleavage spilling out so I figured 'ok there's obviously some rocking body on this milf under there'. Er...

Service : Having handed over the readies I thought I'd make the best of things and hoped things would pick up. She was very willing and started to FK on her couch and quickly peeled off her dress revealing a decent size 8 body (for a milf) with some expensive looking lingerie adorning it. Imagine my disappointment when I pulled out her decent sized C/D boobs and saw how f**king droopy they were. FFS!  Anyway she got on her knees and started some pretty good OWO and DT. Lots of attention to the balls. The BJ was the highlight of the session but she has these quite narrow squinty eyes (suggesting she's had some work done - the Joan Rivers reference applies here). Normally when the SP is looking in to your eyes during the BJ this is a nice turn on but not when you're thinking "You look like Joan F**king Rivers"    Then I banged her. A forgettable f**k tbh. The end

Conclusion : Not at all alluring. In fact the whole thing was more of a lure. If you get my drift.

Just walk... mind should be pounding NOT WORTH £300.. polite excuse and just walk...

[magnetico]

40+ woman? These agency pics must be a complete joke, she looks like she's 25, you should have walked straight away

[king tarzan]

40+ woman? These agency pics must be a complete joke, she looks like she's 25, you should have walked straight away

paying outrageous prices doesn't mean you will get superior physical quality in return..

[nigel4498]

Tough one to take at £300.
Guessing the high end of the markets is not all it seems 

[king tarzan]

Tough one to take at £300.
Guessing the high end of the markets is not all it seems 

i have known that for many years..

[boardyhell]

she isn't 40 plus,saw her on my birthday about a year ago for 300 plus 50 plus anal
now anal is included apparently
i can understand why every one is annoyed about 300 ph
however imho she is pretty stunning,as i have said in a previous post
i visited her and then went onto see amadea linda ,lady vidxx or what ever her new name is
amdea gives a better blowjob
service is very often better at a cheaper price
michelle is much better looking imho
maybe you did see her mum
personally i haven't returned as i don't want to spend that much and i have had better for less

[peter purves]

Location : Nice apartment by the London Eye. Several floors up with a broken lift not ideal. Bell broken too!

Sorry to hear mate.

...Sometimes a punt can go wrong even well before the punt has taken place 

This is the danger with these higher end escort agency pictures 

[king tarzan]

she isn't 40 plus,saw her on my birthday about a year ago for 300 plus 50 plus anal
now anal is included apparently
i can understand why every one is annoyed about 300 ph
however imho she is pretty stunning,as i have said in a previous post
i visited her and then went onto see amadea linda ,lady vidxx or what ever her new name is
amdea gives a better blowjob
service is very often better at a cheaper price
michelle is much better looking imho
maybe you did see her mum
personally i haven't returned as i don't want to spend that much and i have had better for less

either way brutal reality for £300 it was SHIT.

[magnetico]

Boardyhell, you should write your own review instead of acting like a white-knight on someone else's review 

[royal_male]

There is some ambivalence in the agreements here. What is the UKP consensus? I booked her then when i saw this i cancelled.

[rbtgrr]

I saw her about a year ago together with Brigitte from Allure. I don't recognise this description of her from my memory and I had a look at a couple of unblurred pictures of her to see how they could possibly be match this. Unfortunately I can't post them here as they were from the Allure Member section and it would be indiscreet to do so. However the ones you can see I think are quite accurate. The woman is lovely to look at, definitely Hungarian with that destinctive accent that they have, and though not the tightest body I wasn't at all disappointed. Pretty good kisser and quite open minded. She had a sort of Gina Lollobrigida type look, and I think early 30's would be my assessment and there is no way this escort is over 40 IMHO. For what it is worth when I was on the C69 site she was usually in the top few places of their 'Top 40' section, and I remember her being No.1 there for a while though i wouldn't have put her that high myself. I slighty preferred Brigitte of the two of them. if she was a football team she would be mid table in the Premiership {Everton, or Leicester City} rather than in a lower division, as impled here.

[TheOracle]

There is some ambivalence in the agreements here. What is the UKP consensus? I booked her then when i saw this i cancelled.

What makes someone so eager to book a 300 quid prossie that doesn't even bother to put pictures of her face on her profile? Anybody with a vaguely similar body could open the door and claim to be the person in the pictures. At that price the normal agencies offer quite a few apparent stunners.

[Stevensmiles]

I totally get what the Oracle says. (See what I did there)

When your forking out £300, you need at least a face to go on and not some mist over picture.

Once again it’s not always best to think expensive is best.

[Inajeep]

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"You look like Joan F**king Rivers"    Then I banged her. A forgettable f**k tbh. The end

      You had my crying

[magnetico]

. Unfortunately I can't post them here as they were from the Allure Member section and it would be indiscreet to do so.

I wonder what the forum rules are about this 🤔

[EnglishRebecca121]

. For what it is worth when I was on the C69 site she was usually in the top few places of their 'Top 40' section, and I remember her being No.1 there for a while though i wouldn't have put her that high myself. I slighty preferred Brigitte of the two of them. if she was a football team she would be mid table in the Premiership {Everton, or Leicester City} rather than in a lower division, as impled here.

c69 top 10 isnt worth fuck all , i was still at number 8 after a 2 year break from there!!

[boardyhell]

c69 top 10 isnt worth fuck all , i was still at number 8 after a 2 year break from there!!

have to agree with rebecca ,
the old stars like chantel ,shanaz ,anna minx etc are on a different planet to the girls today
having said that anyone who thinks michelle is forty needs their eyes tested
michelle ten years ago would be lucky to be in the top 10
good looking woman but but in the same class
i haven't returned ecb is much better

[boardyhell]

fyi saw rebecca in her basement flat in kensington about 8 years ago
very enjoyable time and chat
is rena still available

[JackJones]

OP, sorry to hear mate. I could feel your pain at the lost £300. But thanks for the warning!

[LLPunting]

Boardyhell, you should write your own review instead of acting like a white-knight on someone else's review 

+1

You saw her a year ago, alot can happen in a year, especially in this game.  Some kids hit 100 strange pussies.

[Waterhouse]

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[rbtgrr]

c69 top 10 isnt worth fuck all , I was still at number 8 after a 2 year break from there!!

Because if everyone's top 5 doesn't change then the positions remain much the same. My top 5 changed very little over the time i was a member. Take it as a compliment that enough people had you in theirs in order to keep you up there. As your name must have remained in the system then that keep you there. A couple of mine went and came back but I didn't alter them a lot. Point is that people who paid an annual fee list escorts they like and enough of them had Michelle in order for her {and you} to be so high on the list. I wouldn't have had her in my Top 5 but Top 40 definitely.