Andrea Meddan,good GFE SP in Birmingham

[lagosmargaret]

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Have seen Miss AM before.Plums were  bursting with excess baby-making milk, decided to pay a return visit to a reliable SP.The current Escort scene in Birmingham is dire with a capital"D" .Unfortunately, been like this for some time now.No wonder I've sampled some of the fare in Scotland/London on my travels.

Black Country battle weary pro$$ies who've been on A Dolt Wurk  so long that they've taken more pricks than Phil Taylor's practice dartboard ; thieving and sullen  fly-by-night skanks on that bastion of unreliabilty,VS. Lol.

How could this famine arise in the Second City? Could we get a  Whoring Development Grant  from Mrs.May or the National Lottery, I wonder? Mayor Andy Street,please make this one of your priorities.

Comms- Usual conventional enquiry text replied to with alacrity, time confirmed.Andrea's mostly  reliable on this front.Think she handles comms herself,probably no Sergei (or Nikolai or Pawel or Gabor) involved. 

Location - Obviously been  before.Discrete modern build flats approx 5mins walk from Snow Hill/closest tram stop  St.Paul's/nearby city-bound bus stop .Can't advise on parking for the drivers ,save to say that some roads in the immediate vicinity are undergoing major roadworks.

Have to watch your ass a bit ,drinking/Mamba stoned vagrants tend to congregate in the area. 

Ho's shagpad- clean ,tidy,studio(?) flat.Very basic "business" room with no natural light.Shower arrangement so aberrant  you may need a trampoline to vault into it,alternatively you could abseil down into it via its back wall. 

SPs Orifice Admission Fee - £70 for h/h .IMO,good VFM in the current climate.

Services received - FK/OWO/nosetip-to-navel DT/Ball Licking/CG:Mish:Doggy protected sex/Facial around mouth area (doesn't receive CIM). 

Escort appearance/welcome -

Prob. late 20s/c. 5ft 8in/ would describe her body shape as mildly Rubenesque/size 12ish /proper PAWG class butt/A:B -cup mamms,Rowntrees Pastille type nips .

Long dyed blonde hair+ dark roots/ porcelain skin tone/follicly bereft muff.

Facially pretty, IMO,with soft features.

Has an endearing North American type accent, smiley and razor sharp witty.

Door opened,cheerily welcomed,wearing black dress and thong (her,I may add!).Renumeration dispensed,set about mountaineering into the shower.Size-wise,you couldn't swing a cat's embryo in it,let alone the  cat. 


The Journey to Ejaculation -

Commenced with some slow and measured standing  FK,stroking and re-acquainting ourselves with each others' bodies.This is one of AM's fortes,she  appears to love erotic kissing as a teasing prelude to the main course.A great SP for kissing/GFE aficionados. 

Eventually found myself on my back,with Andrea encouraging the Brigadier to  tumescence through ball tonguing,exploring most of the geography of my depilated plumsack.Would've liked her to suck and roll them though,must ask next time! Dress and panties divested. 

Moved onto some shaft vacuuming,again in her element here.Serious DT,my bell end was tasting what she had for brunch,minimal gagging! Don't die on me,girl! Feasted voraciously on my stalk for a few mins,anti-STD love glove applied ,and we developed into CG .Usually find this position  awkward ,and feel the truncheon's about to snap if it's too vigorous,but she found a good angle and pace to make it enjoyable.

Transitioned into mish,and then doggy.Wowzer,she's got an ass on her to rival those Brazilian Mardi Gras Mamas,her orbs seem to have filled out a bit since my last visit.Plumbed her with my Dyno-Rod for 15mins - deep,shallow,fast,slow,any which ways.Occasionally reaching under to fiddle her bean ,caress her nips ,or slowing to  admire my piston ploughing between her big, creamy, wobbling  globes  .A proper smashing.Think even she was surprised by the freneticism of it, we were both  panting with exertion.Pure animalistic rutting.

Felt the baby broth begin to boil,undressed Mr.Stiffy,lay down and machine-gunned my love lava  around her mouth.Lay back  shattered/elated, post-orgasmic aura pulsing through me .AM went to shower room to donate the remnants of my protein shake to the starving rats in the sewers.Some post-coital talk and laughs, departure shower taken,out into the Brummie humidity.There 40mins . ££s well spent. 

This girl should be caning it,with the current paucity of good SPs in the W.Midlands.

Conclusion- Good ,solid punt with a reputable WG.Proves that not all Rommie SPs have a mercenary outlook.

+ves-   pretty/great FK+DT/VFM/friendly + funny/impeccable English/ appears fresh and unjaded since starting in the industry/ client focused/hygienic/chilled out non-clockwatcher

neutrals -none

-ves -that frikkin' awkward shower-could be injurious ! Would've liked a farewell hug/kiss.

Return? - Probably.

Recommend? Yes,but based on my experience.Caveat emptor.Anticipate her getting on with most clients,though - friendly girl.

Happy and fruitful punting!

LM   

[boobloverhenry]

Glad you had a good time.

A very thorough & entertaining review !!

[_Rust_]

Shower arrangement so aberrant  you may need a trampoline to vault into it

  I'll try that. Great review 

[vw]

Very funny review.   

[watsey]

Excellent. A great read.   

[Tallbrown]

Don’t die on me girl ha ha

What a review!!

[The Owl]

Very entertaining review and another positive for one of Birminghams better escorts. 

[jimmymac]

Very funny, very entertaining review! Thanks.

[Digger1965]

One to try amidst the barren desert that is Brum.

[bearcat69]

Thanks for the review lagosmargaret. An enjoyable read, I liked the bit about feed your cum to the rats in the sewers, very poetic.

It's good to hear she's still keeping up a good standard of service without getting jaded, as that was a slight worry I had when I first started seeing her reviews pop up...

I have had a few difficulties contacting her and trying to arrange something in the past, but really must try again at some point sooner rather than later. Been awhile actually since I've had a properly good quality GFE, so her service sounds like something I'd very much enjoy. I have no doubt though, that if there were more quality WGs of her nature in Brum, that I wouldn't have had any problems arranging something with her by now.

[chris300]

It's good to hear she's still keeping up a good standard of service without getting jaded, as that was a slight worry I had when I first started seeing her reviews pop up...

She is fully independent and only sees a limited number of clients in a day so I don't think that this is likely. I have seen her once myself and she was excellent. Definitely going back to see her again and will do a review of her at some point. It's worth mentioning as well that she has been living in the UK for many years and is settled here. So she will hopefully be around the Birmingham scene for a long time to come.

I have had a few difficulties contacting her and trying to arrange something in the past, but really must try again at some point sooner rather than later. Been awhile actually since I've had a properly good quality GFE, so her service sounds like something I'd very much enjoy. I have no doubt though, that if there were more quality WGs of her nature in Brum, that I wouldn't have had any problems arranging something with her by now.

The OP says in his review that all comms were done by text but he had already seen her before. If you are a new client I would send her a short email first asking for a booking and check if you can put a booking request through on adultwork. Many escorts prefer to get advanced bookings (although they still take same day) so you are more likely to get a response. Look forward to reading your review mate when you eventually get around to seeing her.

[bearcat69]

She is fully independent and only sees a limited number of clients in a day so I don't think that this is likely. I have seen her once myself and she was excellent. Definitely going back to see her again and will do a review of her at some point. It's worth mentioning as well that she has been living in the UK for many years and is settled here. So she will hopefully be around the Birmingham scene for a long time to come.

The OP says in his review that all comms were done by text but he had already seen her before. If you are a new client I would send her a short email first asking for a booking and check if you can put a booking request through on adultwork. Many escorts prefer to get advanced bookings (although they still take same day) so you are more likely to get a response. Look forward to reading your review mate when you eventually get around to seeing her.

Thanks for the advice Chris.

Unfortunately though, it would have to be the case of phone or text on the day and hope to get lucky. I have not problem with putting in an AW booking if that's what the WG wants me to do, but wouldn't be able to do so even a day in advance right now. Unfortunately for me, I can only really punt when her indoors is out at work or out seeing a friend, and due to her working flexible hours, I simply just just don't know in advance until she sorts that out on the day.

Circumstances can change though. A year ago that wasn't my situation. So hopefully you're right and she does stick around and I'll get around to punting her eventually. Don't get me wrong, I do like the looks and sounds of her, but I'm not gagging to punt her, and won't be putting myself to any great inconvenience to get in her knickers.