suzy cortez (AKA Jasmin Hot) - nr. Bond street

[grandaddybadman]

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So I got to see suzy for 30 minutes just off bond street, mayfair.
comms was not difficult, i called and she text back asking me to text for the meeting

I have met her before at a gym near by about a year ago, so i already knew what she looked like.

I when i arrived she was already with a nice thong and a bra and heals, she is much thinner now and her boobs seem smaller . her ass and legs looked great but her gorgeous face has got thinner and i was not as attracted as i used to be.

When i walked in She shouted out "beautiful" grabbed my dick and started kissing me for about a minute. i stopped her and I said that i must go in the shower.
The shower was not the best and did not work that well.

When i got out she was saying " do you know who i am...i am a star" and started to show me all of the magazines she's been in, she then started took off my towel and started sucking me OWO.

she wanted to fuck but I was not feeling that horny because of all of her hilarious sh!t talking about her modelling and i was trying adapt to her weight loss (which looks good but she's not thick like she was at the gym). So I just got a blowjob instead, it was a decent blow job would've been perfect if she applied a little more pressure.

She then continued to talk more hilarious shit, about her billionaire boyfriend that is about to die any second, then she would insist on fucking then saying how we need to fuck in the table in the kitchen next time i come, she let me cum on her lips and face.

Then she was complaining about how fat she is and she needs to go back on GROTH HORMONE  then she asked me about how i take my steroids, i said i don't take nothing. The growth hormone would explain why he lost weight since i last saw her in the gym and would also explain why she looks a little less feminine. She then continued talking more craziness, and i found her to be quite scatty in her conversation but she's hot with a nice ass so she can get away with it.

She said she is here until December. I would only go back if i was tremendously horny but its likely.

I wanted to give her a positive review but it would not be fair.

[grandaddybadman]

Oh by the way the apartment was on the 4th floor above a coffee shop, there is no lighting up the stairs and the lift is apparently dodgy on the way down.

[InstaPunt]

The timing and focus on her “thinness” tbh we all saw this coming.

[S_holmes]

Thanks for the review.

BTW with the new body type, would you describe her as having a stomach so loose and flabby it almost entirely hid her thong with  sweaty skin and  flabby legs etc etc?

[EnglishRebecca121]

The timing and focus on her “thinness” tbh we all saw this coming.

+1

[peter purves]

I when i arrived she was already with a nice thong and a bra and heals, she is much thinner now and her boobs seem smaller . her ass and legs looked great but her gorgeous face has got thinner and i was not as attracted as i used to be.

I cannot believe you finally went ahead and took the plunge, what tipped the scale for you ?

Do you think it is a case of over-training??

...when i arrived she was already with a nice thong and a bra and heals, she is much thinner now and her boobs seem smaller . her ass and legs looked great but her gorgeous face has got thinner and i was not as attracted as i used to be.

[LLPunting]

Thanks GDB, 

So you saw her in the last couple of days?

No signs of loose folds of skin to hide her thong?

She's a complete and utter "froot loop" and one to avoid.  I'd be more inclined to pop down Gold's and ask one of the boys to bend over and take my popsicle stick.

[LLPunting]

The timing and focus on her “thinness” tbh we all saw this coming.

Are you suggesting GDB is White Knighting?

[grandaddybadman]

I cannot believe you finally went ahead and took the plunge, what tipped the scale for you ?

Do you think it is a case of over-training??

Her body is great, it's like kendra lust but not as lean and with a nice tan.

Suzy does not have tit's like kendra lust, and i need huge tit's on that kind of body to get me going or else i need more fat. it's the way my brain workks.

What tips the scale (i assume you mean what turned me off) it was the scatty behaviour (made me feel sorry for her) and her tit's being smaller due to the weight loss. 

[LLPunting]

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[grandaddybadman]

Thanks GDB, 

So you saw her in the last couple of days?

No signs of loose folds of skin to hide her thong?

She's a complete and utter "froot loop" and one to avoid.  I'd be more inclined to pop down Gold's and ask one of the boys to bend over and take my popsicle stick.

i saw her last week.
I did not remember seeing any loose skin. her body is great it's just that i need huge tits to go with that kind of for me personally.

[grandaddybadman]

"I wanted to give her a positive review but it would not be fair. "

What do you mean?

It would not be fair to the chicks that are better organised and are more professional.

[LLPunting]

 

[grandaddybadman]

Thanks for the review.

BTW with the new body type, would you describe her as having a stomach so loose and flabby it almost entirely hid her thong with  sweaty skin and  flabby legs etc etc?

her stomach was not flabby at all, and her legs were great. when i met her in the gym last year she was fatter, i preferred her fatter in the face and she had bigger tits back then but her legs are much slimmer and toned now than back then.

[Brazilian Martian]

Thank you GDB for setting the record straight

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[grandaddybadman]

Thank you GDB for setting the record straight

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No problem.

[BillGoldberg]

 

Funny review, she sounds genuinely crazy

I still can't believe that punters on here still book her despite her rates and all her bullshit

Amazing 

[Brazilian Martian]

Funny review, she sounds genuinely crazy

I still can't believe that punters on here still book her despite her rates and all her bullshit

Amazing 

The power of pussy.

[Germany]

Good review! Does she recognised you from the gym? Did you talk to her in the gym?

[Brazilian Martian]

Good review! Does she recognised you from the gym? Did you talk to her in the gym?

Unwritten rule in the gym is you dont interrupt someone's work out i doubt GDB would do that, but who knows.

[grandaddybadman]

Good review! Does she recognised you from the gym? Did you talk to her in the gym?

No i did not talk to her, she was too busy taking selfies and talking on the phone.

In the gym, I only stop and talk to people i know well.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Unwritten rule in the gym is you dont interrupt someone's work out i doubt GDB would do that, but who knows.

That's become a tough one since the 9s at the Gym have started to wear these Nike designer skin tight lycra body suits and leggings  One was on a mat next to me doing killer Abs ....... so wanted to make a move 

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[Brazilian Martian]

That's become a tough one since the 9s at the Gym have started to wear these Nike designer skin tight lycra body suits and leggings  One was on a mat next to me doing killer Abs ....... so wanted to make a move 

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You should of showed her some samba dance moves, its all in the hips

[Azucar D Artagnan]

You should of showed her some samba dance moves, its all in the hips

Used to do that just off of Bond St in a Gym when i 1st arrived . Had a partner from BH with Italian ancestory - unreal Bunda  When she shook it the whole Gym stared    She had done a bit of theatrical workshop as well had danced at G.R.E.S Academicos do Salgueiro so did a great passistas/prostitute impression    Anyway the classes attracted rich middle class girls with Bikini fascinations and poor bodies  , very seldom stunners and ofcourse maricones especially the queen ones who i F$%&*"G dislike ( try an alternative word ) . Good Times 

[Brazilian Martian]

Used to do that just off of Bond St in a Gym when i 1st arrived . Had a partner from BH with Italian ancestory - unreal Bunda  When she shook it the whole Gym stared    She had done a bit of theatrical workshop as well had danced at G.R.E.S Academicos do Salgueiro so did a great passistas/prostitute impression    Anyway the classes attracted rich middle class girls with Bikini fascinations and poor bodies  , very seldom stunners and ofcourse maricones especially the queen ones who i F$%&*"G dislike ( try an alternative word ) . Good Times 

 

Is it still around

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Is it still around

Not now ... but if you want to explore this culture practise it or reminis and enjoy it   External Link/Members Only . This school has a connection with Mangueira and Porta da Pedra .They used to have Rainha da Bateria Competitons and selections of Enredos at Cargo , Shoreditch .They were good nights - and the most authentic Samba in Euroland although somewhere in Germany there is a huge Sambistas weekend every year with 40 Escolas and Baterias  . Paraiso's ensaio night - thinks it's Brixton for that are not recommended . When i 1st arrived the BH passista and i  were with Quilombo who were parading at Notting Hill Carnival as far back in the 90's but that no longer exists in London !!!

[Chalkin]

Her other associated agencies say that she has gone back to South America for a month or so, so be wary of future Bait and Switches for the next few weeks....

[The Film Director]

Her other associated agencies say that she has gone back to South America for a month or so, so be wary of future Bait and Switches for the next few weeks....

 

[DylanPerry]

Ey granddaddy...I remember you saying on my review that you might come out of retirement to punt her. Did you actually, or did you punt "again" before this?

Anyway, talk is cheap eh...you said you were gonna put her in line and she wouldn't be able to pull her usual tricks with you. Seemed she did 

[grandaddybadman]

Ey granddaddy...I remember you saying on my review that you might come out of retirement to punt her. Did you actually, or did you punt "again" before this?

Anyway, talk is cheap eh...you said you were gonna put her in line and she wouldn't be able to pull her usual tricks with you. Seemed she did 

The reality is that i after seeing her, i did not want to fuck her but she wanted to fuck.

she had lost weight i lost attraction, she looked more slender as opposed to thick so i just got OWO instead.

Then she was talking about she wants to fuck next time i come (in the kitchen) and that she will be here until December.
She was not pulling any tricks.

[peter purves]

The reality is that i after seeing her, i did not want to fuck her but she wanted to fuck.

Punter's Alienation 

[grandaddybadman]

Punter's Alienation 

I ain't no alien, bro . Man just was not feeling it.

Man just wasn't hot.

[BarryProudfoot]

I ain't no alien, bro . Man just was not feeling it.

Man just wasn't hot.

Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)

[last_days_of_logan]

man dem ghetto

[Jon_Snow1999]

This pic supports op, but makes Snotrag’s claim look dubious. (Could be an old pic tho)

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Clearly not as ‘thick’ as before.

[grandaddybadman]

Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)

lynx africa all day, fam.

[grandaddybadman]

man dem ghetto

da ghetto is my endz, me and sergi run da streets. 

[grandaddybadman]

This pic supports op, but makes Snotrag’s claim look dubious. (Could be an old pic tho)

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Clearly not as ‘thick’ as before.

the only reason i didn't come gunning for snotrag is because he has an extreme taste. He hates fat the same way i hate small tits.

my ideal woman is so unrealistic it's hilarious (the woman below is my ideal escort with the ass of the other picture)

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[GameofPunting]

Does she see black clients then?

Would kinda like to bust a nut on that face of hers

[Amluthar]

Does she see black clients then?

Would kinda like to bust a nut on that face of hers

She does indeed. She'll crack jokes about how you're going to fuck her pussy up with the BBC but it's all in good fun.

[GameofPunting]

She does indeed. She'll crack jokes about how you're going to fuck her pussy up with the BBC but it's all in good fun.

Oh good to hear.

What’s her body like now? Are the pics a good representation?

[rdbnrnr]

She's increased her 30 minute session to £150 without extras!! Still thinking of paying her a visit lol.

[Chalkin]

For the record, she has said that she is stopping escorting for good in a couple of weeks . Not sure if I believe it......

[SlamBoy]

For the record, she has said that she is stopping escorting for good in a couple of weeks . Not sure if I believe it......

Review?

[last_days_of_logan]

Review?

look at his post history....he just gets assistance and doesnt really give any.

[Amluthar]

Oh good to hear.

What’s her body like now? Are the pics a good representation?

Well I haven't seen her in a while now, so in theory she's had time to get out of shape. Think it was some time in July, but her body was perfect then. Matched the pics exactly.

[Chalkin]

look at his post history....he just gets assistance and doesnt really give any.

I spoke to her at the gym. She;'s been going to the popular one at Piccadilly for ages.

He body is immaculate , but no doubt she is a lot skinnier than she used to be.  She told me that she was travelling next week to South America.

[Chalkin]

She has deffo retired now. Agency profiles removed and number removed from Adultwork.

[Anadin]

She has deffo retired now. Agency profiles removed and number removed from Adultwork.

Really, then what's that all about then?

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[Chalkin]

Thats been there for weeks. Think she has a boyfriend now.