Alicia30 - Brixham

[Old Spice]

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I really don't like writing negative reviews but when you leave the place thinking 'why did I bother ?' it just has to be done.

Price.            £60 for 30 minutes

Comms.        initially by AW, then by text. in all cases slightly slower than ideal.

Location.       private house in a small village five minutes from Brixham

Pictures.        realistic

Girl.              English. 30ish. about 5'5". size 10-12. classic pear shape. squint in one eye. genuine smile. I found her reasonably attractive, but very amateur.

Experience.   this is where it all went badly wrong. her attitude is 'whatever you want to do '. this sounds good, but in reality it was awful. she didn't initiate anything. we did engage in cowgirl, doggie, mish, but she had zero enthusiasm, zero sign of enjoying it, zero sign of pretending to enjoy it. I think the worst part for me was the fact she never moved. and appeared to not want to touch me ( I am not unsightly ). OWO or OW was not offered at any time.

Overall.         this was a true GFE. that is the girlfriend who doesn't enjoy sex, does it because she has to, just lies there without moving, waiting for it to be over.
                   


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[Ed Ward]

Fucking hell, did she even give you a hand job or anything?

[houseboot]

Fucking hell, did she even give you a hand job or anything?

"we did engage in cowgirl, doggie, mish, but she had zero enthusiasm"

[streetstroler]

whatever you want to do '. /quote]
You don't really want to hear this, usually means they just lay there like a wet rag. Unless you take it literally and pound her senseless from the back while pulling her hair.

[Ed Ward]

"we did engage in cowgirl, doggie, mish, but she had zero enthusiasm"

Yes I read that. I was referring to the part about her not wanting to touch him 

[houseboot]

Yes I read that. I was referring to the part about her not wanting to touch him 

Say what you mean and mean what you say then you won't get a headache.

[Ed Ward]

Say what you mean and mean what you say then you won't get a headache.

No headache here thanks, try not being a fucking pedant

[Gomez42]

She didn't even reply to me a couple of weeks ago.

[houseboot]

No headache here thanks, try not being a fucking pedant

Pedant, nope. Helpful, yes.

You being angry and abusive helps no one.

You asked a question, I answered it.

The fact that you didn't make your initial question clear is not my fault.

Clarity in posts will avoid misunderstanding.

Use of emojis aren't particularly helpful either as they can also be misinterpreted.

[Ed Ward]

I asked old spice a question, not you. Quite why you thought you had the answer to a question about a meeting you weren't at, is beyond me.

[houseboot]

I asked old spice a question, not you. Quite why you thought you had the answer to a question about a meeting you weren't at, is beyond me.

Often the answer(s) to questions are already included in the narrative and have been missed by the person asking the question.

A helpful response, from whoever, is just that ... a helpful response.

We are here to share and be helpful to one another.

Petulance helps no one.

[Ed Ward]

Wrong. You answered a question to the OP without the required knowledge to do so. Mine was the first reply, therefore referred to the OP as "you", no one else.

You either misunderstood a question to someone else or you attempted a smart reply. Backtracking now doesn't change that.

As for the narrative, do fuck off. I asked a specific question about a detail of the meeting, only the OP could answer that.

[houseboot]

Wrong. You answered a question to the OP without the required knowledge to do so. Mine was the first reply, therefore referred to the OP as "you", no one else.

You either misunderstood a question to someone else or you attempted a smart reply. Backtracking now doesn't change that.

As for the narrative, do fuck off. I asked a specific question about a detail of the meeting, only the OP could answer that.

I haven't given any smart replies and i haven't back tracked.

I've given simple, straightforward comments in a polite and calm manner.

It's regrettable that you've continued to respond in such an angry, abusive manner.

The Forum exists to share information and be helpful.

Abuse helps no one.