Nicoletta - Marylebone

[NIK]

Michelle Independent (see previous review) wasn't scheduled to be my last punt. I had booked Nicoletta, the lady I have seen most of all, to sign off with. I wanted to go out on a high wirth these two.
I already have two reviews of Nicoletta, but thought my 'last punt' deserved a review.

As suggested in the Michelle review I have been struggling to rise to the occasion for some time now, even with the help of Viagra which doesn't seem to work for me. This lack of performance was just one of many reasons my punting has become virtually non existent. Although I can get off with kissing and mutual oral - I love giving as much as receiving - it's still rather disappointing when you can't do the full business.
I have had few punts in the last few years and no intercourse at all; even the last two times with Nicoletta I haven't been able to enjoy her to the full as I once did.

So when I arrived and immediately announced I had had two pops the previous day she looked at me sceptically, and as she is fully aware of my declining powers, said something along the lines of why have you done that and then come to see me? I have always, even when younger usually taken a long time to come, and I expect she thought, having known me eleven years, it wasn't going to happen at all this time.
Well as sod's law would have it, despite the two pops with Michelle, I actually rose to the occasion and enjoyed my first intercourse in years!
Didn't last that long, I daren't change positions in case it lost it, and I didn't climax that way, as I haven't done for even more years, but it was long enough, enjoyable enough and surprising enough to make me believe there might be life in the old dog yet! 

As I gave Nicoletta a farewell kisss, I suggested I might not retire from punting after all!


£200




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[Brazilian Martian]

Michelle Independent (see previous review) wasn't scheduled to be my last punt. I had booked Nicoletta, the lady I have seen most of all, to sign off with. I wanted to go out on a high wirth these two.
I already have two reviews of Nicoletta, but thought my 'last punt' deserved a review.

As suggested in the Michelle review I have been struggling to rise to the occasion for some time now, even with the help of Viagra which doesn't seem to work for me. This lack of performance was just one of many reasons my punting has become virtually non existent. Although I can get off with kissing and mutual oral - I love giving as much as receiving - it's still rather disappointing when you can't do the full business.
I have had few punts in the last few years and no intercourse at all; even the last two times with Nicoletta I haven't been able to enjoy her to the full as I once did.

So when I arrived and immediately announced I had had two pops the previous day she looked at me sceptically, and as she is fully aware of my declining powers, said something along the lines of why have you done that and then come to see me? I have always, even when younger usually taken a long time to come, and I expect she thought, having known me eleven years, it wasn't going to happen at all this time.
Well as sod's law would have it, despite the two pops with Michelle, I actually rose to the occasion and enjoyed my first intercourse in years!
Didn't last that long, I daren't change positions in case it lost it, and I didn't climax that way, as I haven't done for even more years, but it was long enough, enjoyable enough and surprising enough to make me believe there might be life in the old dog yet! 

As I gave Nicoletta a farewell kisss, I suggested I might not retire from punting after all!


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Good on you but NIK your not that old you make out like your in your seventies. Maybe its the London air that has rejuvenated you 

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[magnetico]

Michelle Independent (see previous review) wasn't scheduled to be my last punt. I had booked Nicoletta, the lady I have seen most of all, to sign off with. I wanted to go out on a high wirth these two.
I already have two reviews of Nicoletta, but thought my 'last punt' deserved a review.

Are you stopping punting? Or on the verge of death? 

[NIK]

Are you stopping punting? Or on the verge of death?

We are all ‘on the verge of death’ to some extent!   

Reminds me of the best response I ever heard a pupil say to a teacher.

I was maybe in the third year at school in the PE changing rooms, when for some reason, one of the PE teachers (a middle aged ex military type with short brylcreamed hair) dragged Kev Walters, a lad a year above us, in by his shoulder length hair. Most of us had lengthy locks in those days as it was the fashion, but Kev’s were probably the longest in the school, and ‘Alf’ the PE teacher evidently hated him for it. He also hated the fact that Kev apparently skived PE on a regular basis.

Alf plonked Kev down firmly on a bench and roared in full view of us all, ‘And you Walters, you reckon you’ve been dying for the last four years!’
Kev looked him squarely in the eye, and responded politely, ‘Sir, we all are eventually.’
The teacher was dumbstruck. 

[dubs]

Having the word "Donations" on her website puts me off immediately.  It's not a "donation" love, unless you are happy that I choose not to pay.

Donation (n): a voluntary gift (as of money or service or ideas) made to some worthwhile cause.

[NIK]

Having the word "Donations" on her website puts me off immediately.  It's not a "donation" love, unless you are happy that I choose not to pay.

Donation (n): a voluntary gift (as of money or service or ideas) made to some worthwhile cause.

Ignore that. It's only the same as a lot higher priced 'courtesans' say and her service is a lot better.

Makes me laugh when people think £200 or even £150 is expensive in central London. I don't know what hey expect to get for say £80. I have paid £250 and even £300 in the past and received far worse service than Nicoletta (or Michelle).

Yes, obviously price doesn't correlate to service in punting, but believe me you will get fuck all decent in central London for less than at least £120. If someone is charging less than that you immediately think why? Are they a scammer or a skank? What is for certain they won't be any good. I don't care what anyone says, that is a copper bottom guarantee.

[MajorPayne]

Having the word "Donations" on her website puts me off immediately.  It's not a "donation" love, unless you are happy that I choose not to pay.

Donation (n): a voluntary gift (as of money or service or ideas) made to some worthwhile cause.

Yeah, she says . . . All donations are fully inclusive, non negotiable and to be handed over in cash at the beginning of our meeting. Money exchanged is exclusively for time and companionship. Anything else that may take place is a matter of personal choice and preference between two consenting adults.

[MajorPayne]

What is for certain they won't be any good. I don't care what anyone says, that is a copper bottom guarantee.

Over the years I've had a number of London punts for £60/30 minutes or £80/hour and walked away happy. 

[magnetico]

Yeah, she says . . . All donations are fully inclusive, non negotiable and to be handed over in cash at the beginning of our meeting. Money exchanged is exclusively for time and companionship. Anything else that may take place is a matter of personal choice and preference between two consenting adults.

It sounds like she copy/pasted some "legalese" from another WG's website, to avoid complains if she decides to refused some services after the money was paid, Romanian-style.

Definitely a warning sign.

[magnetico]

By the way, what was the location ?

[smiths]

Michelle Independent (see previous review) wasn't scheduled to be my last punt. I had booked Nicoletta, the lady I have seen most of all, to sign off with. I wanted to go out on a high wirth these two.
I already have two reviews of Nicoletta, but thought my 'last punt' deserved a review.

As suggested in the Michelle review I have been struggling to rise to the occasion for some time now, even with the help of Viagra which doesn't seem to work for me. This lack of performance was just one of many reasons my punting has become virtually non existent. Although I can get off with kissing and mutual oral - I love giving as much as receiving - it's still rather disappointing when you can't do the full business.
I have had few punts in the last few years and no intercourse at all; even the last two times with Nicoletta I haven't been able to enjoy her to the full as I once did.

So when I arrived and immediately announced I had had two pops the previous day she looked at me sceptically, and as she is fully aware of my declining powers, said something along the lines of why have you done that and then come to see me? I have always, even when younger usually taken a long time to come, and I expect she thought, having known me eleven years, it wasn't going to happen at all this time.
Well as sod's law would have it, despite the two pops with Michelle, I actually rose to the occasion and enjoyed my first intercourse in years!
Didn't last that long, I daren't change positions in case it lost it, and I didn't climax that way, as I haven't done for even more years, but it was long enough, enjoyable enough and surprising enough to make me believe there might be life in the old dog yet! 

As I gave Nicoletta a farewell kisss, I suggested I might not retire from punting after all!


£200




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Good to hear you aren't definitely retiring from punting mate but if you do please ensure you continue to post on UKP, the site you founded, your knowledge of punting is priceless as well as the fact I like some of your off-topic threads.

[STAR-LORD]

By the way, what was the location ?

Funnily enough I was considering asking NIK the same question. 
I'm going on a limb and probably thinking Paddington?

[smiths]

Ignore that. It's only the same as a lot higher priced 'courtesans' say and her service is a lot better.

Makes me laugh when people think £200 or even £150 is expensive in central London. I don't know what hey expect to get for say £80. I have paid £250 and even £300 in the past and received far worse service than Nicoletta (or Michelle).

Yes, obviously price doesn't correlate to service in punting, but believe me you will get fuck all decent in central London for less than at least £120. If someone is charging less than that you immediately think why? Are they a scammer or a skank? What is for certain they won't be any good. I don't care what anyone says, that is a copper bottom guarantee.

Good to hear this punt went well as well mate. I specifically don't punt in Central London outside sex parties in the past due to the prices many WGs charge just for being in that location. In my area and around it in London and Herts I can locate good WGs from £80 an hour. My absolute limit nowadays is £200 an hour, £190 an hour being the most I have actually paid in recent years. For me the problem with Central London is its full of agencies and their entry price is often £150 an hour, on price at least HOD who I no longer recommend charge £130 an hour as a brothel/parlour outfit.

I used to pay £180 an hour to punt at the now gone Bunny Lounge when it was in Tufnell Park a brothel/parlour outfit like HOD, expensive but never had a bad punt their, never had one that started on time either. I virtually stick to so called Indies nowadays for my 121 punts, who knows how many of them are really Indies though.

[NIK]

It sounds like she copy/pasted some "legalese" from another WG's website, to avoid complains if she decides to refused some services after the money was paid, Romanian-style.

Definitely a warning sign.

What are you on about 'warning sign'?    
I've been seeing her eleven years, well before the website!
Providing you aren't an ill mannered weirdo she won't refuse anything within reason.

She is as good as it gets, and I should know.   

[NIK]

Funnily enough I was considering asking NIK the same question. 
I'm going on a limb and probably thinking Paddington?

More Marylebone.

[magnetico]

Providing you aren't an ill mannered weirdo she won't refuse anything within reason.

It's just a bad idea to put this on her website, as it will turn off some punters.
Not a huge deal anyway.

I've added the location in the title. 

[STAR-LORD]

More Marylebone.

Thanks dude. 

[NIK]

It's just a bad idea to put this on her website, as it will turn off some punters.
Not a huge deal anyway.

I've added the location in the title. 

TBH I knew the guy who designed her site. Unfortunately he doesn't seem to be around anymore. He did have a serious health scare a while back, so I am afraid I fear the worst. She told me she cannot update it anymore with availability, etc. I assume she can't even take it down.

[magnetico]

If she's paying for the monthly hosting bill I'm sure that she can take her website back,

and if she's not paying for the bill, the website would have been shut down already, no ?

[NIK]

If she's paying for the monthly hosting bill I'm sure that she can take her website back,

and if she's not paying for the bill, the website would have been shut down already, no ?

Don't know. I would have thought so, but she hasn't been able to do anything with it for a few years now.

That's nothing compared to Amy in Paddington who never updated her sites since before I met her. And that was in 2005!
She remained 24 for at least fifteen years! 

[Kostas]

Ignore that. It's only the same as a lot higher priced 'courtesans' say and her service is a lot better.

Makes me laugh when people think £200 or even £150 is expensive in central London. I don't know what hey expect to get for say £80. I have paid £250 and even £300 in the past and received far worse service than Nicoletta (or Michelle).

Yes, obviously price doesn't correlate to service in punting, but believe me you will get fuck all decent in central London for less than at least £120. If someone is charging less than that you immediately think why? Are they a scammer or a skank? What is for certain they won't be any good. I don't care what anyone says, that is a copper bottom guarantee.

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