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Madisson For You

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Town:                    Whitchurch, Cardiff
Country:                South Wales
Type:                      In-call
Date of visit:         4/8/2018
Time spent:           2 hour(s)
Fees:                       £200
Extras:                    N/a
(Review summary at the bottom)


Logistics
Text and WhatsApp. Excellent communications, she's very on the ball with responses. Initial communications were in October 2017.

Location
Flat in Whitchurch, ground floor. Very close proximity to it's train station.

Looks
Physicality

Ethnicity:-       Caucasian (white)
Eye colour:-    Blue
Hair colour:-   Blonde
Hair length:-   Long
Height:-           5’1”
Chest size:-    34FF (large & natural)

Madisson greeted me in a black basque thong hold ups and heels and a satin black dressing gown. She is certainly the woman on the profile although I think her photos haven't been updated for a while. She's had a few health issues within the past few months, so she's put on a little weight since the photos.


Personality
Madisson and I clicked practically straight away. Charming and intelligent, couldn't find a single negative to pinpoint in her personality. Very easy to get on with and settle down to. Very accommodating service provider on a wide scale.


Services
•FK
•DFK
•Hand relief
•OWO
•RO
•Breast play
•69er
•Facesitting
Penetration protected:- Doggie, Cowgirl Missionary, Mish to spoon, reverse cowgirl
•Water sports
•Rimming (giving)
•CIM


Overview
This was a much longer booking than I planned, but I have no regrets whatsoever, and it was worth it. And blooming heck there wasn't much that wasn't achieved in this meet! Was certainly worth extending an extra hour on top of the original booked hour.

Originally I had contacted Madisson by text 1 evening in October 2017 (amongst several other independent escorts on my hotlist). It was a spur of the moment move as I'm not a fan of on the day bookings, as I'm not that fortunate, plus an indie booking fell through that morning due to unforeseen circumstances on her end. Obviously I didn't get to meet Madisson back then as she was fully booked that evening, but in due respect her response time and communications were excellent. She had offered to meet me the following day but unfortunately I had a full shift the next day, so I said we'd put a raincheck on that. However I certainly kept her on my hotlist and planned to meet her at some point.

Fast forward to August 2018, my original plan to meet another indie service provider (who I also initially contacted that evening in October) in Cardiff bay fell through due to a big family ruckus on her end. I was in the vicinity of the incall area and needed to find an alternative booking as I didn't plan on leaving the capital without one (especially as I'm carrying red roses and a bottle of rose wine!). My intended plan B (another independent I contacted back in October - you can see a pattern forming now) wasn't able to reply to my text or WhatsApp message, so in the meantime I decided to head back to the city centre, to have a quick catch-up with a friend at dinner, before coming to a decision for plan C.  :timeout:

Was a bit nerve racking trying to come up with a solution to who to pick as an alternative. Apparently for an on the day booking, agency is a good choice but TBH I'd already done that a few weeks before and didn't fancy doing that anytime soon. Recapping on Indies I'd contacted back in October I hadn't seen, a 3rd possibility was unavailable that weekend, but then I realised I hadn't contacted Madisson for several months (actually December was the last time). So after a WhatsApp message sent to her, as before her response rate was superb and she was available anytime, so a 1 hour booking was arranged and booked a taxi to Whitchurch after postcode was given (not been there before). Shared the taxi with my pal, so after dropping him off to Llandaff I was relieved that I had finally got a booking to attend that day, to finally get to meet Madisson and not have a wasted trip.   :dance:

The warm-up
Finally got to the set of flats. Nice quiet area, crisp, clean, plenty of parking space. Good easy access inside, and easy to find her pad. Upon knocking, Madisson was quick to open up and popped her head around the door to greet me, and smiling like a Cheshire cat. Had a very good welcome and shown taken straight in to a nice cozy lounge to settle down in. I handed over the bottle of Rose and red roses which she was delighted to receive (personally I'm glad it didn't go to waste, and due credit also she didn't ask for the cash up front either). Followed Madisson to a very small kitchen, where she suggested to share the wine together (good icebreaker), while I laid down £100 on the counter, while she poured the drinks (she didn't check the money at all during the booking fair play), and then we settled down in lounge for chit-chat on various topics (future and career goals being the most common one) while smoking together, and having occasional FK moments. She's intellectual and certainly very easy to get on with. Lost track of how long we spoke for, but it was unrushed, no pressure at all, and no clockwatching by either of us. Time was of no concept.

The main event
Well holy toledo, I don't think I could have prepared myself (either physically or mentally) before any booking in advance, to what activities we indulged in! Madisson let me into the bedroom, with a good floor standing fan at work (definitely required). So off with my outfit, and Madisson said:-

“Let's get that c@#k out”.
   :angelgirl:
(And to be fair she was rather happy with its appearance, and current state of matter).  :rolleyes:

So Madisson went down on her knees to start off with some standing, delightful OWO on me, and eventually took me onto the bed for some general OWO with me on my back, with gave me plenty of opportunity to play with her hulking, big juicy boobies. Took the opportunity of a little bit of throat f@#king (not my thing normally), and certainly had to indulge in cupping her boobs for a good, hard t@t w@#k, while Madison was still on top of me (how could I not indulge?). This was followed up by my request for a 69er, which I feasted on her clitoris, with 2 finger play deep inside her, while she sucked on my dong deep and hard. It was so good I probably would/could have shot by that point but fact is I had between 2-4 pints of Guinness, while I was having dinner in Central bar, so I wasn't likely to cum soon (hence half the reason I extended an extra hour). However I've pulled Madisson up for some facesitting, while in the 69 position for a little while, pumping her vagina with my tongue vigorously, before she went back down on me, with my continued velocity. She called out she was going to cum, which she did on my tongue and mouth for the first time - yes for the 1st time.   ;)

(Now usually I'm happy to make an escort (or civilian) cum obviously. But in Maddison's case in my time spent with her, it was way more than once! In my previous review, causing it twice was a remarkable feat. But with Madisson I didn't think multiple climaxes were humanly possible. Anyhow I'll proceed…)  :hi:

So as not drag this 'main event’ activity too long I'll try and break it down a bit:-

•Madisson suggests to move onto sex, so she grabs one and slips one on me. Bother opted for cowgirl (this was done more than once - probably most cowgirl I've ever indulged in), plenty of bum grabbing and boob grabbing, very nice wet sliding motions - she announced - she cums again...  :coolgirl:

•I opt for reverse cowgirl, great pumping action with me boob feeling and bumlifting on her - she calls - cums again...  :dancegirl:

Madisson opts for doggy. I have her reverse oral and some rimming action before insertion. Fine bit of bum grabbing on her, balls slapping against her - she calls - she cums again...  :angelgirl:

•I call for missionary, so turn her on her back where I indulge in reverse oral first (she is completely shaved), lapping up and fingering her clit, and f@#king her vagina with my tongue. Once, again she cums again... then after a condom change, and rubbing my c@#k up and down her clit, I pump her in split leg missionary & 'jackhammer’ (legs over each shoulder) - and once again - she cums again...I have not cum at this point!
:dash:


At this point I've almost completely lost track of how many times she came, and furthermore I don't know how much we had left in the tank. However she didn't currently have any bookings set in place, so I suggested to extend the hour for another hour, as we already bypassed the hour mark by a big margin (I had approximately between £180-£200 on me at the time). So we decided to have a time out, had a chit chat in bed, and then continued conversation, buck naked in the kitchen over a cigarette and finish the wine and have some water too. After lengthy conversation, she told me she needed a pee soon. And at that point I clicked! I had never requested or received watersports before, so I suggested how about we try that, rather than her go to the toilet. Madisson contemplated that and agreed to it, so I went back to the bed to have a lie down, bed was damp, but it didn't concern me TBH. Madisson returns to the bedroom, notices the state of the bed and opts to fetch a towel, which brings to me and helps me slip it under me. So she asks me how we should do this, and I really enjoyed the cowgirl experience with her, so she puts the mack on me, and mounts up.  :music:

Not a lot feels better than a woman guiding your pecker up into a woman's slot, especially when it's very moist and slippery! So with plenty of butt grabbing and balls slapping and c@#k riding, with the ongoing rugged tempo, Madisson makes the call, but no cumming this time but she's about to gush! I was not going to ask her to get off, I encouraged her to keep going and clung on - let me tell you that it was an incredible feeling having her warm, hot juice, gushing down on my c@#k and stomach!  :kiss: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!  :dance: I was really turned on by now, so after stopping tempo for her to pee while I was still inside her, I had to go again as I was feeling the build. So I picked up the buckaroo bouncing motion again while gripping her ass and groping her t@#s, and considering she was so sopping wet, I was ready to shoot. So I couldn't really think where to release, I considered CIM or facial for a change, but quickly opted for CIM. So Madisson got off to my left side, while I whipped off the cover and she took me full in her mouth, and as far as I know swallowed it all. I eventually unloaded! Finally!!  :yahoo:

The cooldown
I was finally exhausted and couldn't do anymore (1 big pop was certainly sufficient enough for me), so we cleaned each other up with wet wipes and had a natter in bed over a cigarette. I definitely had to freshen up so Madisson offered me to have a shower, which I gratefully accepted. Then we both got dressed and had some more banter yet again, and she also showed me some of her 'toys’ too. We were both low on cigarettes and Madisson needed to grab a bite to eat.  She was happy for me to stay a bit longer (very generous), although we did cut well over the 2 hour mark, however I had to get back home to relieve my parents of child sitting duties. Madisson also offered to call a taxi for me, however I politely declined as I had managed to grab the taxi driver number, of the guy who brought me to the destination. So we wrapped our conversation, and I left to call the taxi.

The taxi wasn't due for about 10 minutes so I hung around halfway down the street. Now the funny thing is after 5 minutes of waiting, Madisson appeared from behind me in her pink, medium length summer dress and said she was off to Tesco express to get her bits and bobs. So rather than wait on the spot I thought I may as well walk with her, and thus phone my driver from earlier to change the pick-up point. And the most amusing part of that journey was by the time we got out her street (she doesn't work from home BTW), Luscious Lileth phoned her! I walked ahead out of earshot so as to give them privacy, but felt like having one of those moments when you just want to say:-

“Tell Lileth, I just said hi!”  :D

But no, I held back just in case. Anyhow we finally got to Tesco express, we both bought our supplies. And upon leaving I saw my taxi driver waiting across the road. So gave Madisson a smooch and there we parted.  :kissgirl:

Conclusion
I had an excellent time, didn't feel rushed at all. Great value for money, and was worth visiting. Should have done this months ago, but pleased it was achieved. Found myself a new regular. 'Nuff said.  :cool:


Summary
*At £100 p/h great value for money
*Not a clock watcher
*Clean and very hygienic
*Put some weight on since Adultwork profile photos, hasn't been updated in a while
*Very enthusiastic service provider
*Excellent cowgirl ability
*Very generous
*Can cum multiple times
*Gushes
*First time she's ever performed watersports in protective penetration
*Intellectual on multiple topics
*Very good at OWO

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« Last Edit: August 13, 2018, 07:39:08 pm by STAR-LORD »

Offline OMellors

Sorry NW. this is excessive even by your excessive standards.

Does it say anything except met escort, had a shag

I could read a couple of Russian novels in the time it takes to read this


Strange that your partner only saw her a week ago, and here are before his Reggie and Ronnie is even cold

And it’s not the first time by any stretch of the imagination


Are you telling me there is no connection between you two who are clearly joined at the hip, and the escort you are reviewing

He clearly dropped you in it and you didn’t react

You’re a doormat fella

OM
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Offline OMellors

And as for that pm, telling me to calm down. We know who told you to do that don’t we

OM
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vw

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And as for that pm, telling me to calm down. We know who told you to do that don’t we

OM

Oh dear, why not tell you on forum?    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

What a saddo.   :crazy: :crazy:


I bet no negative comes from this doormat moment.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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« Last Edit: August 13, 2018, 08:44:14 pm by vw »

Offline Mil 34

Ffs just keep your reviews short. They bore the fuck out of us

Offline Dan Dastardly

Ffs just keep your reviews short. They bore the fuck out of us
Tell him what you really think 😂😂😂!

Offline Mil 34

Tell him what you really think 😂😂😂!

Without sounding too much of a twat, all I want to know is how good the escort is.
No need to tell us how many pints he had or how he should have met her a year ago.
He just writes for the sake of it.
It puts me off instantly

Offline Dan Dastardly

Without sounding too much of a twat, all I want to know is how good the escort is.
No need to tell us how many pints he had or how he should have met her a year ago.
He just writes for the sake of it.
It puts me off instantly 
I like the bit 2-4 pints of Guinness, so he had 3! I tried my best to read it all but got a bit bogged down and lost all concentration.

SeekingtheTruth

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Madisson For You

Link:
External Link/Members Only

Town:                    Whitchurch, Cardiff
Country:                South Wales
Type:                      In-call
Date of visit:         4/8/2018
Time spent:           2 hour(s)
Fees:                       £200
Extras:                    N/a
(Review summary at the bottom)


Logistics
Text and WhatsApp. Excellent communications, she's very on the ball with responses. Initial communications were in October 2017.

Location
Flat in Whitchurch, ground floor. Very close proximity to it's train station.

Looks
Physicality

Ethnicity:-       Caucasian (white)
Eye colour:-    Blue
Hair colour:-   Blonde
Hair length:-   Long
Height:-           5’1”
Chest size:-    34FF (large & natural)

Madisson greeted me in a black basque thong hold ups and heels and a satin black dressing gown. She is certainly the woman on the profile although I think her photos haven't been updated for a while. She's had a few health issues within the past few months, so she's put on a little weight since the photos.


Personality
Madisson and I clicked practically straight away. Charming and intelligent, couldn't find a single negative to pinpoint in her personality. Very easy to get on with and settle down to. Very accommodating service provider on a wide scale.


Services
•FK
•DFK
•Hand relief
•OWO
•RO
•Breast play
•69er
•Facesitting
Penetration protected:- Doggie, Cowgirl Missionary, Mish to spoon, reverse cowgirl
•Water sports
•Rimming (giving)
•CIM


Overview
This was a much longer booking than I planned, but I have no regrets whatsoever, and it was worth it. And blooming heck there wasn't much that wasn't achieved in this meet! Was certainly worth extending an extra hour on top of the original booked hour.

Originally I had contacted Madisson by text 1 evening in October 2017 (amongst several other independent escorts on my hotlist). It was a spur of the moment move as I'm not a fan of on the day bookings, as I'm not that fortunate, plus an indie booking fell through that morning due to unforeseen circumstances on her end. Obviously I didn't get to meet Madisson back then as she was fully booked that evening, but in due respect her response time and communications were excellent. She had offered to meet me the following day but unfortunately I had a full shift the next day, so I said we'd put a raincheck on that. However I certainly kept her on my hotlist and planned to meet her at some point.

Fast forward to August 2018, my original plan to meet another indie service provider (who I also initially contacted that evening in October) in Cardiff bay fell through due to a big family ruckus on her end. I was in the vicinity of the incall area and needed to find an alternative booking as I didn't plan on leaving the capital without one (especially as I'm carrying red roses and a bottle of rose wine!). My intended plan B (another independent I contacted back in October - you can see a pattern forming now) wasn't able to reply to my text or WhatsApp message, so in the meantime I decided to head back to the city centre, to have a quick catch-up with a friend at dinner, before coming to a decision for plan C.  :timeout:

Was a bit nerve racking trying to come up with a solution to who to pick as an alternative. Apparently for an on the day booking, agency is a good choice but TBH I'd already done that a few weeks before and didn't fancy doing that anytime soon. Recapping on Indies I'd contacted back in October I hadn't seen, a 3rd possibility was unavailable that weekend, but then I realised I hadn't contacted Madisson for several months (actually December was the last time). So after a WhatsApp message sent to her, as before her response rate was superb and she was available anytime, so a 1 hour booking was arranged and booked a taxi to Whitchurch after postcode was given (not been there before). Shared the taxi with my pal, so after dropping him off to Llandaff I was relieved that I had finally got a booking to attend that day, to finally get to meet Madisson and not have a wasted trip.   :dance:

The warm-up
Finally got to the set of flats. Nice quiet area, crisp, clean, plenty of parking space. Good easy access inside, and easy to find her pad. Upon knocking, Madisson was quick to open up and popped her head around the door to greet me, and smiling like a Cheshire cat. Had a very good welcome and shown taken straight in to a nice cozy lounge to settle down in. I handed over the bottle of Rose and red roses which she was delighted to receive (personally I'm glad it didn't go to waste, and due credit also she didn't ask for the cash up front either). Followed Madisson to a very small kitchen, where she suggested to share the wine together (good icebreaker), while I laid down £100 on the counter, while she poured the drinks (she didn't check the money at all during the booking fair play), and then we settled down in lounge for chit-chat on various topics (future and career goals being the most common one) while smoking together, and having occasional FK moments. She's intellectual and certainly very easy to get on with. Lost track of how long we spoke for, but it was unrushed, no pressure at all, and no clockwatching by either of us. Time was of no concept.

The main event
Well holy toledo, I don't think I could have prepared myself (either physically or mentally) before any booking in advance, to what activities we indulged in! Madisson let me into the bedroom, with a good floor standing fan at work (definitely required). So off with my outfit, and Madisson said:-

“Let's get that c@#k out”.
   :angelgirl:
(And to be fair she was rather happy with its appearance, and current state of matter).  :rolleyes:

So Madisson went down on her knees to start off with some standing, delightful OWO on me, and eventually took me onto the bed for some general OWO with me on my back, with gave me plenty of opportunity to play with her hulking, big juicy boobies. Took the opportunity of a little bit of throat f@#king (not my thing normally), and certainly had to indulge in cupping her boobs for a good, hard t@t w@#k, while Madison was still on top of me (how could I not indulge?). This was followed up by my request for a 69er, which I feasted on her clitoris, with 2 finger play deep inside her, while she sucked on my dong deep and hard. It was so good I probably would/could have shot by that point but fact is I had between 2-4 pints of Guinness, while I was having dinner in Central bar, so I wasn't likely to cum soon (hence half the reason I extended an extra hour). However I've pulled Madisson up for some facesitting, while in the 69 position for a little while, pumping her vagina with my tongue vigorously, before she went back down on me, with my continued velocity. She called out she was going to cum, which she did on my tongue and mouth for the first time - yes for the 1st time.   ;)

(Now usually I'm happy to make an escort (or civilian) cum obviously. But in Maddison's case in my time spent with her, it was way more than once! In my previous review, causing it twice was a remarkable feat. But with Madisson I didn't think multiple climaxes were humanly possible. Anyhow I'll proceed…)  :hi:

So as not drag this 'main event’ activity too long I'll try and break it down a bit:-

•Madisson suggests to move onto sex, so she grabs one and slips one on me. Bother opted for cowgirl (this was done more than once - probably most cowgirl I've ever indulged in), plenty of bum grabbing and boob grabbing, very nice wet sliding motions - she announced - she cums again...  :coolgirl:

•I opt for reverse cowgirl, great pumping action with me boob feeling and bumlifting on her - she calls - cums again...  :dancegirl:

Madisson opts for doggy. I have her reverse oral and some rimming action before insertion. Fine bit of bum grabbing on her, balls slapping against her - she calls - she cums again...  :angelgirl:

•I call for missionary, so turn her on her back where I indulge in reverse oral first (she is completely shaved), lapping up and fingering her clit, and f@#king her vagina with my tongue. Once, again she cums again... then after a condom change, and rubbing my c@#k up and down her clit, I pump her in split leg missionary & 'jackhammer’ (legs over each shoulder) - and once again - she cums again...I have not cum at this point!
:dash:


At this point I've almost completely lost track of how many times she came, and furthermore I don't know how much we had left in the tank. However she didn't currently have any bookings set in place, so I suggested to extend the hour for another hour, as we already bypassed the hour mark by a big margin (I had approximately between £180-£200 on me at the time). So we decided to have a time out, had a chit chat in bed, and then continued conversation, buck naked in the kitchen over a cigarette and finish the wine and have some water too. After lengthy conversation, she told me she needed a pee soon. And at that point I clicked! I had never requested or received watersports before, so I suggested how about we try that, rather than her go to the toilet. Madisson contemplated that and agreed to it, so I went back to the bed to have a lie down, bed was damp, but it didn't concern me TBH. Madisson returns to the bedroom, notices the state of the bed and opts to fetch a towel, which brings to me and helps me slip it under me. So she asks me how we should do this, and I really enjoyed the cowgirl experience with her, so she puts the mack on me, and mounts up.  :music:

Not a lot feels better than a woman guiding your pecker up into a woman's slot, especially when it's very moist and slippery! So with plenty of butt grabbing and balls slapping and c@#k riding, with the ongoing rugged tempo, Madisson makes the call, but no cumming this time but she's about to gush! I was not going to ask her to get off, I encouraged her to keep going and clung on - let me tell you that it was an incredible feeling having her warm, hot juice, gushing down on my c@#k and stomach!  :kiss: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!  :dance: I was really turned on by now, so after stopping tempo for her to pee while I was still inside her, I had to go again as I was feeling the build. So I picked up the buckaroo bouncing motion again while gripping her ass and groping her t@#s, and considering she was so sopping wet, I was ready to shoot. So I couldn't really think where to release, I considered CIM or facial for a change, but quickly opted for CIM. So Madisson got off to my left side, while I whipped off the cover and she took me full in her mouth, and as far as I know swallowed it all. I eventually unloaded! Finally!!  :yahoo:

The cooldown
I was finally exhausted and couldn't do anymore (1 big pop was certainly sufficient enough for me), so we cleaned each other up with wet wipes and had a natter in bed over a cigarette. I definitely had to freshen up so Madisson offered me to have a shower, which I gratefully accepted. Then we both got dressed and had some more banter yet again, and she also showed me some of her 'toys’ too. We were both low on cigarettes and Madisson needed to grab a bite to eat.  She was happy for me to stay a bit longer (very generous), although we did cut well over the 2 hour mark, however I had to get back home to relieve my parents of child sitting duties. Madisson also offered to call a taxi for me, however I politely declined as I had managed to grab the taxi driver number, of the guy who brought me to the destination. So we wrapped our conversation, and I left to call the taxi.

The taxi wasn't due for about 10 minutes so I hung around halfway down the street. Now the funny thing is after 5 minutes of waiting, Madisson appeared from behind me in her pink, medium length summer dress and said she was off to Tesco express to get her bits and bobs. So rather than wait on the spot I thought I may as well walk with her, and thus phone my driver from earlier to change the pick-up point. And the most amusing part of that journey was by the time we got out her street (she doesn't work from home BTW), Luscious Lileth phoned her! I walked ahead out of earshot so as to give them privacy, but felt like having one of those moments when you just want to say:-

“Tell Lileth, I just said hi!”  :D

But no, I held back just in case. Anyhow we finally got to Tesco express, we both bought our supplies. And upon leaving I saw my taxi driver waiting across the road. So gave Madisson a smooch and there we parted.  :kissgirl:

Conclusion
I had an excellent time, didn't feel rushed at all. Great value for money, and was worth visiting. Should have done this months ago, but pleased it was achieved. Found myself a new regular. 'Nuff said.  :cool:


Summary
*At £100 p/h great value for money
*Not a clock watcher
*Clean and very hygienic
*Put some weight on since Adultwork profile photos, hasn't been updated in a while
*Very enthusiastic service provider
*Excellent cowgirl ability
*Very generous
*Can cum multiple times
*Gushes
*First time she's ever performed watersports in protective penetration
*Intellectual on multiple topics
*Very good at OWO

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Fuck me that review is some self indulgent bullshit  :lol:

Just glad there was a summary at the end.

vw

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He just writes for the sake of it.

Yep, very tedious, but tedious is his chosen style.   :lol: :lol:

I'm sure she will be grateful to him, as will the girl that fucked him over twice.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2018, 09:24:54 pm by vw »

Offline Mil 34

Same here. I get fed up half way through.
There really isn’t no point to writing war and peace when reviewing.
Just type your experience good or bad then move on.

Offline OMellors

Oh dear, why not tell you on forum?    :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

What a saddo.   :crazy: :crazy:


I bet no negative comes from this doormat moment.   :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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For saddo read “Alchie “


In relation to the negatives frankly you’re probably right. But the sooner everyone is aware of Batman and Robin’s MO the better


From what I hear it’s reviews for discounts. Some, but not all girls have been suckered in


It’s a case of making up your own mind about who to trust


OM
Banned reason: White knighting escorts on here to get discounts.
Banned by: daviemac

SeekingtheTruth

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Sorry NW. this is excessive even by your excessive standards.

Does it say anything except met escort, had a shag

I could read a couple of Russian novels in the time it takes to read this


Strange that your partner only saw her a week ago, and here are before his Reggie and Ronnie is even cold

And it’s not the first time by any stretch of the imagination


Are you telling me there is no connection between you two who are clearly joined at the hip, and the escort you are reviewing

He clearly dropped you in it and you didn’t react

You’re a doormat fella

OM

Hang on, aren’t you the one saying that reviews should include more prose? Pretty sure you and maralade spoke about it and you don’t like the whole short “we fucked, I paid x amount” type of review.

This post stinks of hypocrisy.

Offline OMellors

Fuck me that review is some self indulgent bullshit  :lol:

Just glad there was a summary at the end.

Was there.  :unknown:

I didn’t get that far.  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: 

OM
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vw

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For saddo read “Alchie “


In relation to the negatives frankly you’re probably right. But the sooner everyone is aware of Batman and Robin’s MO the better


From what I hear it’s reviews for discounts. Some, but not all girls have been suckered in


It’s a case of making up your own mind about who to trust


OM

Well that's up to people, was this one not a crazy getting banned off UKE and here before the latest round of reviews.   :crazy:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=183640.msg1935942#msg1935942

« Last Edit: August 13, 2018, 09:42:03 pm by vw »

SeekingtheTruth

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From what I hear it’s reviews for discounts. Some, but not all girls have been suckered in

That’s quite a claim, can it be substantiated?

vw

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That’s quite a claim, can it be substantiated?

Well SW has form for collaboration on the dita review.    :bomb: :bomb:

Offline OMellors

Hang on, aren’t you the one saying that reviews should include more prose? Pretty sure you and maralade spoke about it and you don’t like the whole short “we fucked, I paid x amount” type of review.

This post stinks of hypocrisy.

You’re right. But there is a entertaining balance between met, paid, fucked, and the complete works of Sheakspear

Of the 2 I might even agree with him from Jocko Land.  :scare:

OM
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vw

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You’re right. But there is a entertaining balance between met, paid, fucked, and the complete works of Sheakspear

Of the 2 I might even agree with him from Jocko Land.  :scare:

OM

Maybe its a sleep aid review.   :lol: :lol:

Can you get to the end

Offline OMellors

That’s quite a claim, can it be substantiated?

Well it’s “from what I hear”. So it’s anecdotal.  It’s one of those points on which we have to made our own minds up

However, haven’t you ever wondered why a certain agency goes through periods of having a large number of reviews. And who’s involved in a significant number of them?

Did you miss the sale StT  :sarcastic:

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Offline OMellors



Can you get to the end

I think you have about as much chance of satisfying FFA.   :lol:

OM
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SeekingtheTruth

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Well it’s “from what I hear”. So it’s anecdotal.  It’s one of those points on which we have to made our own minds up

However, haven’t you ever wondered why a certain agency goes through periods of having a large number of reviews. And who’s involved in a significant number of them?

Did you miss the sale StT  :sarcastic:

OM

So it’s bullshit then and just said because you don’t like SW these days. I will be more than happy to be corrected though if the person you heard it from pops up and corroborates the anecdote.

I prefer to deal with facts.

Offline OMellors

So it’s bullshit then and just said because you don’t like SW these days. I will be more than happy to be corrected though if the person you heard it from pops up and corroborates the anecdote.

I prefer to deal with facts.

Well, isn’t the 1st sentence pure assumption

You can’t prove the theory of evolution, so that’s all bullshit

But as I said, make up your own mind

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SeekingtheTruth

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Well, isn’t the 1st sentence pure assumption

You can’t prove the theory of evolution, so that’s all bullshit

But as I said, make up your own mind

OM

I don’t need to prove the theory of evolution, it’s already been done and the evidence is there for everyone to see.

I do make up my own mind, but only when I’ve seen evidence. Until then I will remain open minded.

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Did you verify this shit or just repeating her advert like you have on all the other reviews of yours .  Useless dogshit IMO
« Last Edit: August 13, 2018, 10:10:15 pm by vw »

SeekingtheTruth

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Did you verify this shit or ust repeating her advert like you have o all the others .  Useless dogshit IMO

Yeah, these bits are ridiculously pointless. He used to include show size as well.

If anyone is interested in this info they can find it themselves on AW. Just extra word count.

vw

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Yeah, these bits are ridiculously pointless. He used to include show size as well.

If anyone is interested in this info they can find it themselves on AW. Just extra word count.

Well seems like advertising copy to me rather than a review.   

It's taken him 10 months to arrange a paid fuck? I dread to think how many whatsapps the poor girl had to endure from him.   :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
« Last Edit: August 13, 2018, 10:19:21 pm by vw »

Offline Mil 34

Roses and wine, I sense a bit of eas

Offline Grumpy Pumpy




From what I hear it’s reviews for discounts. Some, but not all girls have been suckered in


It’s a case of making up your own mind about who to trust



Another bold, unsubstantiated, claim OM. You seem very agitated of late. Not sure why you've got so worked up

Offline Onlyblue

NW, I bet you’re the type that’s constantly on Facebook trying to get as many ‘likes’ as you can.
Utter tripe.
Central bar for dinner with a friend, taxi, Tesco’s, phone the taxi again, blah, blah fucking blah.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

I've said before that I (in common with just about everyone else) find NW's reviews unnecessarily long and detailed.

But I'd still much rather have NW on the site (and reviewing) than the leeches who contribute no reviews at all

Offline iverthickone

I've said before that I (in common with just about everyone else) find NW's reviews unnecessarily long and detailed.

But I'd still much rather have NW on the site (and reviewing) than the leeches who contribute no reviews at all

Spot on GP!

I chose to read through it, feel free not to if you don't want to, it's that bloody simple!

Btw NW the watersports whilst actually fucking sounds fun!

OM, you sound like you are on the edge mate.  Personally I would heed NWs calm down advice, and unless you can prove your claim, I think you should withdraw it.


SeekingtheTruth

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I've said before that I (in common with just about everyone else) find NW's reviews unnecessarily long and detailed.

But I'd still much rather have NW on the site (and reviewing) than the leeches who contribute no reviews at all

Hit the nail on the head there. He may be ridiculously long winded but at least he contributes. And he’s taken no n feedback to add a summary at the end.

np500

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Agree with G P , when you see it’s a review by N W , you basically know what’s coming, by sliding your thumb up the screen you instantly know it’s a very long one, if you don’t like his reviews, why read, I did skim through but have no interest in Maddison ( no disrespect )! At least he has a bit of passion for punting and reviewing.

Offline Mil 34

Nightwolf is a good contributor to the site and seems a tidy bloke but it’s the detail he goes to just to write a review.
He tells us weeks in advance the review is coming then it takes an hour to read it.
Basic review , rate the girl, rate your experience then move on.
Just no need for the extra words in my opinion.
I understand you might be mates with him but keep the friendly posts for the main pages and not the review sections.
I come here to read a review not a mills and boon novel :crazy:

np500

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Why read it, others don’t, I just skimmed to the dirty bits.
And I can assure you, my mates don’t punt.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2018, 09:44:19 am by np500 »

Offline SO595

And I can assure you, my mates don’t punt.

Or they do, but keep it quiet!  :lol:
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np500

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Or they do, but keep it quiet!  :lol:

That’s always a possibility, as a few have commented about  A W, as most blokes are aware of it,  Swift change of subject, and back on sport etc .

vw

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He tells us weeks in advance the review is coming then it takes an hour to read it.

that is probably to generate some hype before hand for maximum advertising exposure. 

He puts the dates on to make sure the girls know its him that wrote the advert on here. 
« Last Edit: August 14, 2018, 01:49:17 pm by vw »

Offline OMellors

I don’t need to prove the theory of evolution, it’s already been done and the evidence is there for everyone to see.

I do make up my own mind, but only when I’ve seen evidence. Until then I will remain open minded.

I think you will find it hasn't - which is why it's called a theory

I've seen things written and heard things said.

Shame that people have not been putting up reviews but I assume it is so that they can try and book her again in the future.


All I'm asking is you keep an open mind, as indeed we have for you

And were you right?


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SeekingtheTruth

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All I'm asking is you keep an open mind, as indeed we have for you

And were you right?


OM

You are asking me to keep an open mind? When I have already said I am keeping an open mind?

And I've seen evidence of Farrah cancelling on people, my quote kind of speaks for itself though on my thoughts on the situation.
« Last Edit: August 14, 2018, 02:51:56 pm by SeekingtheTruth »

vw

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I think you will find it hasn't - which is why it's called a theory


All I'm asking is you keep an open mind, as indeed we have for you

And were you right?


OM

Always best to keep an open mind and be vigilant, especially when multiple accounts sound like the same voice .

Offline Mil 34

that is probably to generate some hype before hand for maximum advertising exposure. 

He puts the dates on to make sure the girls know its him that wrote the advert on here.

I am not so sure he does it for any other reason to satisfy his own ego, it just annoys me that he’s just clouding the review with a lot of needless babble.

I don’t want this to turn into a witch hunt towards him.

vw

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I am not so sure he does it for any other reason to satisfy his own ego, it just annoys me that he’s just clouding the review with a lot of needless babble.

I don’t want this to turn into a witch hunt towards him.

Well it's not switch hunt as long as it doesn't put new rsviewrs off tho king this is the norm. 


Fill your review with pointless shit should not become the norm or encouraged IMO.

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He puts the dates on to make sure the girls know its him that wrote the advert on here.

Unless Maddison receives gifts of wine and flowers, pees the bed, then goes shopping with all of her clients, I doubt she would need the date on there to be able to identify the reviewer. I can't say all that has happened to me - at least not all in the same booking!

vw

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Unless Maddison receives gifts of wine and flowers, pees the bed, then goes shopping with all of her clients, I doubt she would need the date on there to be able to identify the reviewer. I can't say all that has happened to me - at least not all in the same booking!

Well would she even bother reading that far? 

A date at top makes it known to her job done.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Unless Maddison receives gifts of wine and flowers, pees the bed, then goes shopping with all of her clients, I doubt she would need the date on there to be able to identify the reviewer. I can't say all that has happened to me - at least not all in the same booking!

 :D

Offline mrdiamond77

I've said before that I (in common with just about everyone else) find NW's reviews unnecessarily long and detailed.

But I'd still much rather have NW on the site (and reviewing) than the leeches who contribute no reviews at all

Agree with you also GP.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

NW, I see you've (probably wisely) been keeping your counsel on this thread

It is, of course, up to the individual to  decide what they include on their reviews. With admin's site rules of course.

However, some good points have been made here. For future reviews, the key points are: comms,  venue, looks, figure, services received (including attitude), price. Everything else is probably superfluous

Offline Razor Boy

To be honest, I really enjoyed his report! If you want to you can skim to the pertinent parts and take the info you want... totally up to you.
There was no valuable info left out and if all our reports were the same format then it would be a bit boring imho.
Admin gives guidelines and the OP has provided good intel, albeit in a long winded fashion, and is a reasonable member of this Welsh board. Maybe a bit fluffy at times but unless you are one of the board’s hard nuts, what’s the problem....lighten up fellas, we all do things differently, no one way is “correct”  :unknown: otherwise we would turn into p@@ternet with their  defined sections!
Intel received and as I wish to see this SP, it has provided me with a good all round flavour of the service and woman.