Linda @ San Ling Chinese Medicine Centre - College Crescent, NW3

[badboymike007]

San Ling Chinese Medicine Centre
3 College Crescent, Swiss Cottage Parade,
London NW3 5EP
020 7722 9808
External Link/Members Only

4 minutes away from Swiss Cottage Underground (heading towards Finchley Road Underground). Took a Sunday afternoon punt, booked 90 minutes massage and saw Linda, mid-30s Chinese girl, approx 5'3", moderately attractive though not a head turner, but she looked quite feminine and elegant in a salmon pink linen dress and open strapped platform shoes. Her initially stark feline features softened the more I looked at her. I thought she had quite masculine features at first, but her warm and genuine smile certainly accentuates her latent attractiveness. And she is 100% all woman! Size 10, tastefully put together body with none of the overhanging muffin top belly expected of someone her age. Her body is actually really cute and tight, small but pert breasts with medium sized responsive nipples, no ass to write home about but an altogether pleasant and well looked after body.

MASSAGE

A moderately firm massage which I'd rate as a 6.5 out of 10. I prefer the experience of a good massage followed by extras IF ANY rather than going in just for the extras with a mediocre massage. But that suits my tactile personality because I do massage therapy as well. And I let the girls who massage me know that I do massage therapy! which usually elicits a response of surprise, and THEN the effort of not wanting me to criticise their technique! And invariably, 'Can you massage ME too?' HOOKED!!! And very easily done too. On the point about getting a decent massage, most of the masseuses are so insistent on getting to the 'extras' that they never exploit their actual massaging skillset but if they are put on the spot to deliver a decent massage they will invariably do so. As it was with Linda. She delivered a fairly good massage, firm around the neck/upper back areas, more playful around my (ample) ass which she commented on incessantly with a mock but playful jealousy. The odd CC swipe and 'accidental' sack touch was chucked in and when she asked me to turn over and if I wanted any thing else that's when I knew there was more on offer. What I didn't know - or anticipate - was HOW MUCH!

EXTRAS

Obviously YMMV. That's a given and a truism. But if a girl is attracted to you...

I told her I'd like to massage her. Some (very few) masseuses quibble over that, some jump at the opportunity like an Olympic athlete; Linda was firmly in the latter camp and her clothes were peeled off in an instant. I was tempted to take her underwear from her as a trophy coz they looked THAT classy! With copious amounts of oil I proceeded to administer a strong massage around her neck, mid & upper back, hands, all the areas that a massage therapist finds genuinely problematic... The loud moans of pain at working out her knots mixed with the pleasure of approval were the signal I needed to work my way SLOWLY down to her ass and pussy. But that took about 15 minutesof patient and generous massage so she'd have no hesitation to let me explore without restrictions.

On that point about not being impatient: go straight for the pussy and you'll get slapped down. And rightly so. Took me about 7 or 8 punts to learn that. But play that longer, more sensitive and GIVING game where you focus on HER body not what YOU want (and yes gentlemen, it's a game with a definite end plan!) then there will be very very few girls who wouldn't let you fuck the tits off them.

Works 95% of the time EVEN WITH Ice Queens who tell you they would never let a punter touch them! Sure they must like you if they're going to go THAT far, and sure you gotta know what you're doing with massaging, and if you don't go watch a YouTube video and practice on your girl. Then in a few months time come back here and tell us all that it works 

Oiling her up, I slowly worked around her lower back and ass, kneading her glutes firmly and intentionally. More oil on her ass so it ran down her pussy, with a slow and deliberate cc swipe (so nice to return the favour!) and sliding down her now soaking wet and oily pussy, and she groaned impatiently at the same time as she reached behind to stroke my cock. 'No, I'm in charge, baby!' They LOVE the tease because it's exactly what THEY do!!! Up and down her legs, calves, then working with fingernails on the inside of her thighs and gently inserting just the tip of a finger at the entrance and on her clit had her grinding the bed and trying to push back on my middle finger. More oil, more fingernails, more teasing, more inserted fingers into her pussy and for the next 35 minutes my hands were everywhere. 2 fingers. 3 fingers. 4 fingers. Fingers dripping with her juices into her mouth. Fingers back into her pussy. Again back into her mouth. Cock in her mouth. My tongue licking & eating her clean & fresh tasting lightly-bushed muff like it was breakfast. And lunch. And dessert. Fingers back in. Stayed well clear of her asshole but she said she wanted my cock up her ass with lots of oil. Then this part freaked me out: she actually CRIED for me to fuck her. I mean real fucking tears. 'I love you, I love you, I want your cock inside me, fuck me...' Now that shit scared the FUCK out of me. Who the fuck does that to a complete stranger on the first punt??? Was it a supremely well-rehearsed script and a familiar role in a sordid drama? I'm cynical enough to say very likely, but delivered with realistic conviction it scared me. I didn't go with the intention of fucking anyone so had no condom. On top of that there were too many times she was angling to ride bareback and if I didn't pull my hips back she would have let me slide in! More than once she protested that she was clean so just fuck her!

WTF!!! 

Long story short, switched positions so I was back on the bed, good slow oily HJ whilst I finger fucked her, told her to slow down so I didn't explode, told her to take me in her mouth for some deep throat but she didn't seem to relish that as much as she did everything else, back to slow HJ which quickened the faster my fingers pulsed and plunged inside her, couldn't hold on any more and pulled her hand away, told her to take me in her mouth and she finally let me CIM.

Gave her £40 for what was a breathless and ridiculously enthusiastic GFE. Yes, £40. Well we didn't fuck so £40 it was as agreed at the beginning for B2B. Almost tempted to dish out an extra £20 but just in case I return I really didn't want to send out the signal that she could get more for something we had agreed to. And she got a good massage to boot. Would I go back again? Damn, I really don't know. For a first punt at this joint it really was exceptional VFM but her emotional intensity is what you want from a girlfriend, not a working girl that you pay $$$ to fuck over and walk away from. Shit, if girlfriends put out HALF THAT MUCH so vigorously and so fucking enthusiastically most of us wouldn't NEED to be looking for the thrill of new pussy elsewhere. Yes I know,  I'm blowing hot & cold on this but I found the intensity unsettling FROM A STRANGER. And no doubt she'd be doing that with someone else a little later.

Fuck the hypocrisy and moral superiority - so do we! 

And if anyone is in any doubt about whether anyone else could hear, I think it was pretty obvious that they could and she didn't care less. The room I was in was not an enclosed entity: there were gaps at the top of the door, and no lock either incidentally! My only concern was that they didn't think I was hurting her coz of the crying and 'pained' moans. But you'd have to be an idiot to think that everyone who works there isnt in on the game.

CONCLUSION
A totally positive    and THEN some as the VFM was off the scale amazing, but a bit of a bit of a mind-fuck that the experience brings with it emotionally.

[Kamaka]

Was that today? You must have written all that pretty quick afterwards!

[jok32]

Nice review, haven't had much luck getting more extras doing some massage myself though, so clearly room for improvement. Not particularly attractive either though so probably doesn't help.

Pity about the BB. I did recall hearing that San Ling is notorious for it though. Haven't been there myself though.

[Dicky]

No holiday camps on Sunday then...?

[rebelsurge]

Nice report , she is a good find.

[stampjones]

Sounds like the letters page of a porn mag or a 15 year olds wank dream. dont believe a word of it

[Callisto]

Sounds like the letters page of a porn mag or a 15 year olds wank dream. dont believe a word of it

+1 - although I would like to know where this Creative Writing class is being held, as it sounds like a darn good one.

[Heph]

No: although I have no experience with that particular venue or masseuse, I can endorse the OP's general approach. It's not rocket-science - be nice to someone, and more often than not, they'll be as nice & more in return.

It won't be for everyone. It can require a lot of effort and patience; responses may not happen as hoped-for, they be unreliable or just not happen at all, so you may even lose out - if you choose to look at it in that light. I've found it works at its very best and provides outsize rewards when I've actually been prepared to see it through with no expectation of kickback at all.

I can see why there may be doubters; it being a first post and first review etc (though I couldn't help but feel I've encountered a similar style before). Nevertheless, from my own experience in general, I found it a plausible account, well recounted and it feels authentic: Sergei/ Wan King would have a hard time pulling out this kind of quality, and a WG almost certainly wouldn't want the unwelcome trouble of high expectations for extras that this will likely generate.

[LLPunting]

Hello this seems a familiar tale, perhaps you've been here before?  There's another here who has banged on about embarrassing ladies about their skills so they're inclined to fuck instead.  Did you forget your password Le Bon?

[LLPunting]

No: although I have no experience with that particular venue or masseuse, I can endorse the OP's general approach. It's not rocket-science - be nice to someone, and more often than not, they'll be as nice & more in return.

It won't be for everyone. It can require a lot of effort and patience; responses may not happen as hoped-for, they be unreliable or just not happen at all, so you may even lose out - if you choose to look at it in that light. I've found it works at its very best and provides outsize rewards when I've actually been prepared to see it through with no expectation of kickback at all.

I can see why there may be doubters; it being a first post and first review etc (though I couldn't help but feel I've encountered a similar style before). Nevertheless, from my own experience in general, I found it a plausible account, well recounted and it feels authentic: Sergei/ Wan King would have a hard time pulling out this kind of quality, and a WG almost certainly wouldn't want the unwelcome trouble of high expectations for extras that this will likely generate.

It is indeed possible to "seduce" SPs who are inclined but some of the hyperbolic narrative recounted above has a particular character that has a dodgy taint to it.
I hope we have been joined by a new "novelist" overbrimming with veracity but jury is out.

[Callisto]

Hello this seems a familiar tale, perhaps you've been here before?  There's another here who has banged on about embarrassing ladies about their skills so they're inclined to fuck instead.  Did you forget your password Le Bon?

Agreed, this is rather LeBon-esque isn't it?  Heph, I respect your opinion, and yes, agree such things are possible, if unlikely, with some effort.  However, this...

Stayed well clear of her asshole but she said she wanted my cock up her ass with lots of oil. Then this part freaked me out: she actually CRIED for me to fuck her. I mean real fucking tears. 'I love you, I love you, I want your cock inside me, fuck me...'

.... no.  Just no.  It's like an appalling screenplay submission for a shitty porno.

[stampjones]

Agreed, this is rather LeBon-esque isn't it?  Heph, I respect your opinion, and yes, agree such things are possible, if unlikely, with some effort.  However, this...

.... no.  Just no.  It's like an appalling screenplay submission for a shitty porno.

I’d cringe with embarassment if I even thought of writing it. Even in the unlikliest of unlikely chances it was true. I note he’s not bothering to try and convince us either.

[Heph]

... but some of the hyperbolic narrative recounted above has a particular character that has a dodgy taint to it.
I hope we have been joined by a new "novelist" overbrimming with veracity but jury is out.

However, this...
.... no.  Just no.  It's like an appalling screenplay submission for a shitty porno.

I’d cringe with embarassment if I even thought of writing it. Even in the unlikliest of unlikely chances it was true. I note he’s not bothering to try and convince us either.

All perfectly valid observations - and I cannot gainsay them.

I've approaching it from a 'who gains?' perspective.

• The writer gets bragging rights: but to whom and to what does it benefit him? If he knows the UKP he'll know that he'll get heaps more scepticism, criticism and ridicule than any praise.

• The venue: possibly gets the phone ringing non-stop; but the prospective downsides are considerable. If they fail to deliver on the implicit promise of this review, they get a queue of irate customers demanding 'why not me?' and leaving a big fat-tail of new, disappointed reviews which put this one in the shade.

• The SP: as above + extras + the physical risk and a reputation which suffers.

• Another venue or SP, or a disgruntled customer, trying to make trouble for the venue and/or masseuse.

I'm sure there are other possibilities that I've overlooked that perhaps others will want to point out and we can all chew over. But since, at this stage, there's no obvious-enough risk-free win to pay-off the writer for the time that went into composing it; the Occam's Razor probability is that it describes what any number of us will have encountered from time to time - but which occasionally lapses, intentionlly or inadvertantly, into purple prose.

[LLPunting]

All perfectly valid observations - and I cannot gainsay them.

I've approaching it from a 'who gains?' perspective.

• The writer gets bragging rights: but to whom and to what does it benefit him? If he knows the UKP he'll know that he'll get heaps more scepticism, criticism and ridicule than any praise.

• The venue: possibly gets the phone ringing non-stop; but the prospective downsides are considerable. If they fail to deliver on the implicit promise of this review, they get a queue of irate customers demanding 'why not me?' and leaving a big fat-tail of new, disappointed reviews which put this one in the shade.

• The SP: as above + extras + the physical risk and a reputation which suffers.

• Another venue or SP, or a disgruntled customer, trying to make trouble for the venue and/or masseuse.

I'm sure there are other possibilities that I've overlooked that perhaps others will want to point out and we can all chew over. But since, at this stage, there's no obvious-enough risk-free win to pay-off the writer for the time that went into composing it; the Occam's Razor probability is that it describes what any number of us will have encountered from time to time - but which occasionally lapses, intentionlly or inadvertantly, into purple prose.

1)  Troll who knows the demographic to some degree happy to write some fantasy piece (for shits and giggles) to send x twats and leeches scampering off to line some random SP's panties with cash.  He/she (even a Mum$Netter) couldn't give a shit about the subsequent reviews.

2)  San Ling touting what turns out to be a non-existent SP - "Oh she go holiday", "Oh we fire her, she fuck with no condom", "Oh she run away with some massage guy, he so good"; punters will either try the girl who is there or walk.

[SlamBoy]

Reading that . . . I was waiting for Mustapha to appear in a Cadillac with an open bottle of crystal to take him back to W8.

[Jonestown]

No licensed TCM, or even half way decent massage girl would conspire to have that kind of publicity, its just some jack off merchant getting his jollies.

[snotrag]

Been there before several times.....don't believe a word of it.

The rooms are very close and the girls do everything in almost silence.

Even the massage is pretty shit

[LLPunting]

Been there before several times.....don't believe a word of it.

The rooms are very close and the girls do everything in almost silence.

Even the massage is pretty shit

So why go several times?

How recent was your last visit as it could've been renovated?

[Callisto]

Reading that . . . I was waiting for Mustapha to appear in a Cadillac with an open bottle of crystal to take him back to W8.

You forgot the bejewelled gold-plate tray with a pyramid of pure-grade cocaine!

[Callisto]

No licensed TCM, or even half way decent massage girl would conspire to have that kind of publicity, its just some jack off merchant getting his jollies.

Yes - in terms of what the OP gains, Heph - this would be my sentiment.   To quote an excellent film, everyone's got their thing.

[Heph]

1)  Troll who knows the demographic to some degree happy to write some fantasy piece (for shits and giggles) to send x twats and leeches scampering off to line some random SP's panties with cash.  He/she (even a Mum$Netter) couldn't give a shit about the subsequent reviews.

2)  San Ling touting what turns out to be a non-existent SP - "Oh she go holiday", "Oh we fire her, she fuck with no condom"...  "; punters will either try the girl who is there or walk.

Both are possible, though the first one seems to me to be improbable from the tone of writing and that it took c. an hour or more to write; and the second I'd think deeply unlikely on the grounds of the quality of the Engrish, which is mostly excellent, and the counterproductive bad feedback loop that the venue would be dicing with.

This however...

"Oh she run away with some massage guy, he so good

 

[snotrag]

So why go several times?

Feeling horny, in the area and fancied a hand job 

Why else would anyone go to a dodgy Chinese massage 

[snotrag]

How recent was your last visit as it could've been renovated?

I actually went pass less than 10 days ago.
The girls aren't that pretty so its not good VFM as the massage is not great either and service is limited.

I went in and asked if I could see who is available and the guy sent me downstairs.
Sometimes they call the girls up.

It looked the same as always.

I used to go in hope of a decent bit of edging but realized its not going to happen there and its a lot to pay for a regular no thrills HR

[LLPunting]

Feeling horny, in the area and fancied a hand job 

Why else would anyone go to a dodgy Chinese massage 

There are plenty in the area to choose from for a 30 min session, both parlour and SP.

[snotrag]

There are plenty in the area to choose from for a 30 min session, both parlour and SP.

And your point is ....

[SlamBoy]

You forgot the bejewelled gold-plate tray with a pyramid of pure-grade cocaine!

Ah the good old days of West8!

[LLPunting]

And your point is ....

Just that there are quite a few options where you might've found something of better value or are you sadly confirming that San Ling is best of a bad bunch given your experience of the area?

[snotrag]

Just that there are quite a few options where you might've found something of better value or are you sadly confirming that San Ling is best of a bad bunch given your experience of the area?

Not at all.
You seem to have a habit of jumping to conclusions.
There are various reasons.
1: Perhaps it was the closest at the time and i didn't fancy traveling.
2: The SPs I fancied where all busy at the time.
3: I actually fancied a massage. Al through the massage is shit at least the ambience is better than the SP bedsits I ve been to on Finchley road and massage slightly better.
4: I fancied a Chinese girl.

My initial comment was I don't believe the details of the OP having been there quite a few times.
It's possible the girl he met was an exception to the rule but I have seen a few and they where all pretty similar with their MO

[Jonestown]

I went to that branch of San Ling once four or five years ago, and can confirm that the rooms downstairs are next to each other and have as good ss no sound proofing, plus staff not working tend to congregate in the open area downstairs, so wailing and moaning, vocally urging on penetration, etc, not very likely.

[snotrag]

I went to that branch of San Ling once four or five years ago, and can confirm that the rooms downstairs are next to each other and have as good ss no sound proofing, plus staff not working tend to congregate in the open area downstairs, so wailing and moaning, vocally urging on penetration, etc, not very likely.

That was the point I was trying to make but clearly didn't.
No girl could wail downstairs without it being noticed and its just not the style of that place.
Everything is quiet.

[LLPunting]

Not at all.
You seem to have a habit of jumping to conclusions.
There are various reasons.
1: Perhaps it was the closest at the time and i didn't fancy traveling.
2: The SPs I fancied where all busy at the time.
3: I actually fancied a massage. Al through the massage is shit at least the ambience is better than the SP bedsits I ve been to on Finchley road and massage slightly better.
4: I fancied a Chinese girl.

My initial comment was I don't believe the details of the OP having been there quite a few times.
It's possible the girl he met was an exception to the rule but I have seen a few and they where all pretty similar with their MO

I do indeed jump to conclusions, sometimes for obvious reasons, sometimes not.
Granted this might have been the closest for a Chinese by a matter of 400 yards
Indeed the ones you knew of and fancied may've been busy

But you, having jumped to your conclusions, haven't answered my question.  I posted it as seen (having binned previous more confrontational versions) because I was hoping it was neutral enough and you might divulge more of your knowledge of the area to explain the choice of San Ling over:

Cheng Xiang (TCM)
Gold Thai Massage
Thai Massage and Spa (next door to San Ling)
Thai Siam
Eastern Promise Massage (Was TCM apparently may now be Thai staffed

Any/some/all of the various local SPs reviewed and unreviewed in UKP.

So if you chose not to use all these for any useful reasons then it would be great if you would share.  By all means confirm if indeed San Ling was the only available  Chinese option if that was your genuine criteria.

[snotrag]

knowledge of the area to explain the choice of San Ling over:

Cheng Xiang (TCM)
Gold Thai Massage
Thai Massage and Spa (next door to San Ling)
Thai Siam
Eastern Promise Massage (Was TCM apparently may now be Thai staffed

In response....
Cheng Xiang (TCM) Never heard of it

Gold Thai Massage Only recently opened a few months ago. I tried it once but the women looked old and fat.

Thai Massage and Spa (next door to San Ling)Thai Siam No service to be had.Last time I went the rooms only had saloon style open gates.No privacy to get up to anything and the girls not only unattractive showed no inclination to want to offer anything

Eastern Promise MassageNever heard any reviews that any hanky panky was taking place so not on my radar

[snotrag]

Any/some/all of the various local SPs reviewed and unreviewed in UKP.

The majority of the SP on Finchley Road are at the top end.
This parlour is at the bottom near Swiss Cottage.
Yes you can walk it in 10 minutes...IF you can be bothered and there is a girl you want to see.
Every time I go for a massage as crazy as it might sound I actually do want a massage with a few perks but a massage is high on the agenda.
Ive never had a SP give me a good massage so wouldn't waste my time looking for a SP if I want a massage.

By all means confirm if indeed San Ling was the only available  Chinese option if that was your genuine criteria.

As explained my criteria would be for a massage, not necessarily Asian but that seems to be the main choice in that area.

[Kev40ish]

The majority of the SP on Finchley Road are at the top end.
This parlour is at the bottom near Swiss Cottage.
Yes you can walk it in 10 minutes...IF you can be bothered and there is a girl you want to see.
Every time I go for a massage as crazy as it might sound I actually do want a massage with a few perks but a massage is high on the agenda.
Ive never had a SP give me a good massage so wouldn't waste my time looking for a SP if I want a massage.




As explained my criteria would be for a massage, not necessarily Asian but that seems to be the main choice in that area.

I will be honest San Ling is only known for one thing and that is not their massages, it’s a place where you can get BB sex.

[LLPunting]

I went to that branch of San Ling once four or five years ago, and can confirm that the rooms downstairs are next to each other and have as good ss no sound proofing, plus staff not working tend to congregate in the open area downstairs, so wailing and moaning, vocally urging on penetration, etc, not very likely.

As Swiss Cottage isn't far for me I decided to check out the main commercial area today and look in on the various places there and then see what this "Linda" really looks like.

San Ling is indeed cut from the same cloth as the Baker St branch although downstairs it is less grubby and tidier than the larger BS location.
The massage rooms aren't fully partitioned off from the foyer outside so any sounds will be audible there and perhaps to other rooms.  I can't speak for the flimsiness of the intervening walls as I only had Linda up against the back wall.
Regardless of the lack of soundproofing Linda was not concerned about being overheard whether it was the sounds we made or the volume of her voice when speaking about my body, erection or where I should cum or vocalising as I used my fingers and cock on her - "My pussy so wet", "No fingers inside", "No cock inside" - so a lot of grinding and wanking and no oral.     

[Heph]

Every time I go for a massage as crazy as it might sound I actually do want a massage with a few perks but a massage is high on the agenda.
Ive never had a SP give me a good massage so wouldn't waste my time looking for a SP if I want a massage.

As explained my criteria would be for a massage, not necessarily Asian but that seems to be the main choice in that area.

I'll chime in with the above bits - I often feel a hankering for similar and likewise, I've never found a WG who can skilfully massage as well as administer all of the other essentials.

Snotty & LLP: there are a few operations only a few metres away, just off where the Finchley Road forks off to Fitzjohn's Avenue. They market themselves as massage providers and generally don't highlight penetrative services - though from previous incumbents at their stable, I do know that it has been possible. However, their pricing structure is deeply offputting to me, being far more expensive than a genuinely good massage service, and also more than a standard WG, yet with fewer services. As an idea of their lunacy - £120 p/hr gets us a HE massage, whereas upgrading to £160 means you can RO... whoopey fukn doo!

Not wishing to hijack the original review thread, here are a few links FYI:

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

[nb: although I believe (on the basis of the profile copy) that they work from an address I have visited previously, I haven't actually seen these girls - and until they adjust their prices downwards, I don't encourage fellow punters to either]

[LLPunting]

In response....
Cheng Xiang (TCM) Never heard of it - Well known TCM down past the Odeon

Gold Thai Massage Only recently opened a few months ago. I tried it once but the women looked old and fat. - Met a very horny looking receptionist who clearly has "worked" before (tits and tats), glimpsed the one SP who was petite and slim but didn't see face to gauge age.

Thai Massage and Spa (next door to San Ling)Thai Siam No service to be had.Last time I went the rooms only had saloon style open gates.No privacy to get up to anything and the girls not only unattractive showed no inclination to want to offer anything - 2x 20-somethings lounging in reception, size 10 or less, average/pretty.  didn't see if the rooms are still exposed.

Eastern Promise MassageNever heard any reviews that any hanky panky was taking place so not on my radar - I met a middle-aged newbie here over a year ago offering HE (last time I checked the area), thought I mentioned it somewhere here.

Thanks for the extra replies.   

SPs are at top end and off to West of the Finchley Rd from bottom to top but few if any are known to give decent massages.

[LLPunting]

I'll chime in with the above bits - I often feel a hankering for similar and likewise, I've never found a WG who can skilfully massage.

There are a few operations only a few metres away, just off where the Finchley Road forks off to Fitzjohn's Avenue. They market themselves as massage providers and generally don't highlight penetrative services - though from previous incumbents there, it has been possible. However, there pricing structure is deeply offputting to me, being far more expensive than a genuinely good massage service, and also more than a standard WG, but with fewer services. As an idea of their lunacy - £120 p/hr gets us a HE massage, whereas upgrading to £160 means you can RO... whoopey fukn doo!
...

[/i]

Have you tried any of the Thai girls out of the usual agencies who also have massage personnas or are known to give massages?

Yup the prices are stoopid once they stray above 80 for 60 mins and HE only.

[Heph]

Have you tried any of the Thai girls out of the usual agencies who also have massage personnas or are known to give massages?

Not yet: which is why I've been all over this one like a rash.

[Jonestown]

I will be honest San Ling is only known for one thing and that is not their massages, it’s a place where you can get BB sex.

Swiss Cottage and Baker Street branches are chalk and cheese, SW rarely mentioned in dispatches, BS, now gone, was wild, but not BB wild, they kept the condoms in the back office/rest room.

[Jonestown]

As Swiss Cottage isn't far for me I decided to check out the main commercial area today and look in on the various places there and then see what this "Linda" really looks like.

San Ling is indeed cut from the same cloth as the Baker St branch although downstairs it is less grubby and tidier than the larger BS location.
The massage rooms aren't fully partitioned off from the foyer outside so any sounds will be audible there and perhaps to other rooms.  I can't speak for the flimsiness of the intervening walls as I only had Linda up against the back wall.
Regardless of the lack of soundproofing Linda was not concerned about being overheard whether it was the sounds we made or the volume of her voice when speaking about my body, erection or where I should cum or vocalising as I used my fingers and cock on her - "My pussy so wet", "No fingers inside", "No cock inside" - so a lot of grinding and wanking and no oral.     

Shouldn’t this be a separate review ?

[sparkus]

Shouldn’t this be a separate review ?

I think he has now.