Eva J - Falkirk

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£80 for 30 mins.

Been on my HL for a while and as I was planning to be in the area on business I sent her an email through AW to arrange a booking. Comms were good and spoke to her on the day of the meeting and given address. Nice, safe, modernish flat with private parking in the Falkirk area. Very discrete.

I had asked Eva to wear a dress and heels, nothing else, which she duly obliged. 500 positive AW reviews were spot on - she looked stunning when she opened the door and greeted my with a warm kiss and cuddle.

Eva is 58 but looks early 40's. An attractive size 8. She has had a few boob jobs done over the years. We sat down on the bed and had a wee natter. She mentioned that she wore a wig due to an illness that she had a while ago but has recovered from it. Really felt relaxed in her company. Good chat. Had a quick shower and then lay on the bed for the action to commence.

Services DFK, fantastic OWO, RO, cowgirl - very tight pussy - and finished with CIM/swallow.

Some of you may be put off by her age. Don't be. Not once did I think of her age as she delivered with the skills, enthusiasm and energy of a lady half her age.

Will definitely visit again when in the area.

[Givememilf]

I can't believe she's as old as that her pics are stunning. I'm very tempted to make the trek to falkirk, I think I've exhausted all my over 50 options in Glasgow. I wonder if she's happy to see younger guys, she looks lovely. Yum.

[Cash up front]

There's no minimum age mentioned on her AW profile. Give it a go!

[Happyjose]

Did she let you touch her tits?

[Cash up front]

Yep. Touch and suck.

[Givememilf]

There's no minimum age mentioned on her AW profile. Give it a go!

Already been in touch. She has no issues with my age. Meeting arranged for next week. I'll be balls deep in this old bird before I know it. Cannot fucking wait, I haven't fucked a fresh mature in ages it feels like.

[Cash up front]

You will enjoy!

[Eva J]

Already been in touch. She has no issues with my age. Meeting arranged for next week. I'll be balls deep in this old bird before I know it. Cannot fucking wait, I haven't fucked a fresh mature in ages it feels like.

Arranged?

[Happyjose]

Arranged?

What’s your point?

According to your profile you’re working today and tomorrow, admitting to a dusty phone?

[andymars19]

What’s your point?

According to your profile you’re working today and tomorrow, admitting to a dusty phone?

Maybe she's saying she doesn't have a definite booking?

[Happyjose]

Maybe she's saying she doesn't have a definite booking?

Or maybe she’s trying to out him

No idea why punters flag up future bookings on here. Too much potential for mischief.

[Eva J]

What’s your point?

According to your profile you’re working today and tomorrow, admitting to a dusty phone?

Sorry  i should have explained, there has been no arrangement made

[Eva J]

Maybe she's saying she doesn't have a definite booking?

No i havent made an arrangement at all, i was 'off' Saturday & phone switched off from Friday afternoon until late lastnight

[Jock D]

No idea why punters flag up future bookings on here. Too much potential for mischief.

I'll take a wild guess at... they're thick as pig shit.

[mrfishyfoo]

Or maybe she’s trying to out him

No idea why punters flag up future bookings on here. Too much potential for mischief.

Indeed..........

TELL THEM WHERE YOU'VE BEEN not WHERE YOU ARE GOING !!!!

[seeker]

There's a fool born every minute 

[Eva J]

Sorry  i should have explained, there has been no arrangement made

admitting to a 'dusting phone'? typo error?

[Happyjose]

admitting to a 'dusting phone'? typo error?

That’s not what I wrote. See my original post

Also, according to site rules, you’re supposed to post under your working name.

[Eva J]

That’s not what I wrote. See my original post

Also, according to site rules, you’re supposed to post under your working name.

I had originally used my 'working name' & asked admin to change it 2 months ago & was changed no problem? most use anther name different from the site as do 'punters'

Re your original post? copied & pasted?>>>>>

What’s your point?According to your profile you’re working today and tomorrow, admitting to a dusty phone?
hence my question to yourself

[Happyjose]

I had originally used my 'working name' & asked admin to change it 2 months ago & was changed no problem? most use anther name different from the site as do 'punters'

Re your original post? copied & pasted?>>>>>

What’s your point?According to your profile you’re working today and tomorrow, admitting to a dusty phone?
hence my question to yourself

What on earth are you on about?

You talked about a typo, when there wasn’t one (dusting phone - where did you get that from?)

admitting to a dusty phone?

admitting to a 'dusting phone'? typo error?

What do you think was copied and pasted?

You definitely need to work on quoting posts

[andymars19]

Methinks you need to explain a dusty/dusting phone to her...   

[Happyjose]

Methinks you need to explain a dusty/dusting phone to her...   

Life’s too short

[Eva J]

What’s your point?

According to your profile you’re working today and tomorrow, admitting to a dusty phone?

With respect..this post here

[Poopster]

With respect..this post here

Are you asking what a dusty phone is?  It's what you get when a prostitute's phone goes uncalled, it means she isn't doing any business.

I have a question now for you.  How the hell did you manage to turn a positive review into a pissing match? 

[mrfishyfoo]

Are you asking what a dusty phone is?  It's what you get when a prostitute's phone goes uncalled, it means she isn't doing any business.

I have a question now for you.  How the hell did you manage to turn a positive review into a pissing match?

Pro$$ie fucking logic. 

[Eva J]

Are you asking what a dusty phone is?  It's what you get when a prostitute's phone goes uncalled, it means she isn't doing any business.

I have a question now for you.  How the hell did you manage to turn a positive review into a pissing match?

  i was merely curious as to the term which you have since explained.....................

[Happyjose]

Next review for Eva might be from some pissed off punter pumping her while she’s on her laptop...

Busy today?

[Cash up front]

Hi Givememilf, did you ever meet up with Eva? It would be good to read your review. Cheers

[raymcfarland]

I’m sure she’s a good punt. But £150/h for a 50+ with fake tits? I think there’s better VFM . But maybe not in that area?

[spartacus12]

I’m sure she’s a good punt. But £150/h for a 50+ with fake tits? I think there’s better VFM . But maybe not in that area?

I’ve met her before and I would say she is worth it mate. Definitely the best in Falkirk.

[Cash up front]

Not up to speed with Falkirk WG''s,  but agree she is one hot lady. Hasta la vista, Eva.

[Astarter]

Hi Givememilf, did you ever meet up with Eva? It would be good to read your review. Cheers

Givememilf seemed a pretty legit contributor to the site but I'm left wondering why you've gone silent on here after being called out? Maybe I've missunderstood the situation but surprised you haven't come back on this one? Happy to be proved wrong of course!

[Jock D]

Givememilf seemed a pretty legit contributor to the site but I'm left wondering why you've gone silent on here after being called out?

+1

[Happyjose]

Givememilf seemed a pretty legit contributor to the site but I'm left wondering why you've gone silent on here after being called out? Maybe I've missunderstood the situation but surprised you haven't come back on this one? Happy to be proved wrong of course!

He's really not helping his credibility by staying silent after several enquiries from members

Apart from a gushing endorsement of a mediocre whore, nothing since he was called out

He's online now and no doubt reading this, why not respond?

[Astarter]

You've been totally found out Givememilf.

Your post history shows you were a regular poster for some time but after being called out you went quiet. You then thought you'd test the water and post on another thread to see if anyone would notice and guess what, they did. Since then absolutely nothing except for logging on and contributing jack shit.

Even if you surface again you'll be worth as much as a fart. Love it when people contribute good stuff on here but I equally love it when the pretenders shoot their self in the foot.

[Name Not Found]

It does make you wonder.  I was pretty sure he was a credible punter, but now I'm thinking there's a strong possibility all his reports are complete fantasy.  Maybe he's just an articulate 15 year old trapped in his bedroom.

Scary place the internet 

[Astarter]

It does make you wonder.  I was pretty sure he was a credible punter, but now I'm thinking there's a strong possibility all his reports are complete fantasy.  Maybe he's just an articulate 15 year old trapped in his bedroom.

Scary place the internet 

I take comfort in thinking he was part real and part fantasist  but if he was 100% made up then shame on me for having taken the bait.

He did communicate with me once via one of my reviews on Cheshire Louise as our reviews were so different. At the time I just put it down to personal differences. Now I'm thinking he might not have ever met her at all. Even if he did his credibility now leaves you wondering if anything was real at all.

[Courtney]

It does make you wonder.

Yeah, he was the one that announced his last post because he was getting married ...and then came back a few months later.

Yeah so no big deal, but I won't be on here again I don't think. Been fun, but I think I've got all the granny banging put my system (hope so anyway) and I'm getting married. Lovely girl, I genuinely believe in monogamy and she's the girl of my dreams. I wish you all the best guys,  thanks for the advice, encouragement and slaggings over the last couple of years. I may lurk occasionally for the laughs, but other than that, I'm back in the real world.

Lovesamummy  out!

Hey, good review. Shite that you were made to wait like that
(It can get a bit stressful can't it?) I've seen Marie and Kristin at that flat, (not a huge fan of Christina,  but love marie) Cindy is probably gonna be my first punt of 2016, I'm running out of over 40s in glasgow to bang quite honestly. I was just wondering if you can comment on her face? There have been mixed reports, obvioulsy it's subjective, but what do you reckon,  pretty lady? The skin thing don't bother me, I love the leathery look for some reason.

[Happyjose]

Also a previous multiple account

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=150360.0

[Name Not Found]

So, we're going for - 15 year old wanking in his bedroom and making shit up after mummy has told him to go to sleep - then?

They all get found out eventually   

[Scottish_Kara]

Pretty sure she meant she had not arranged any bookings so was surprised to see someone saying they had. Not sure where the "dusty phone" came into it, but seems more like she is questioning the guy's legitimacy as she had made no bookings.

[Happyjose]

Pretty sure she meant she had not arranged any bookings so was surprised to see someone saying they had. Not sure where the "dusty phone" came into it, but seems more like she is questioning the guy's legitimacy as she had made no bookings.

Thanks for summing up for the hard of understanding 

[Name Not Found]

Thanks for summing up for the hard of understanding 

I think the new name for it is woman-splaining.

[Courtney]

Pretty sure she meant she had not arranged any bookings so was surprised to see someone saying they had. Not sure where the "dusty phone" came into it, but seems more like she is questioning the guy's legitimacy as she had made no bookings.

Dear oh dear. ....go back to sleep.