Haha!!! Fuck me, the synics out there are gonna love this:
Well, I just returned from seeing Vanda (adultwork.com/2232271) who finally replied with her address after many a text. Just about to give up hope too.
Got there, heart pounding like mad (this is my first punt and I'm quaking in my boots at the prospect and total fear of this smoking hot Hungarian. Get to the door.... Phone dies! I'm literally a wreck now!!! Back to car, charge a bit and I'm on my way back to her "romantic apartment" to be greeted by Vanda....
..... Or something that might resemble Vanda after shed been through make up and dress for a part in The Dark Crystal. A posture from Notre Damm, fag hanging out of her mouth and misery oozing from every pour.
I gulped like never before! I hadn't prepared for this.
As for the romantic apartment? Totally dodge area of barking (that should dive it home how bad this area is). Council crack flat!!.... But hell, she looked at home!
Fortunately I just told her I'd bottled it and couldn't go through!!! She shrugged her shoulders and showed me the door.... Lucky escape!!!
*but I can't stop thinking, what of that was just the maid? Hmmm, maybe I should have asked...