I've never really had anything of value to share here, until now. I was quite tipsy yesterday and as I was passing through Camden I thought I would go for a cheeky punt. I went to a cash machine in camden but could only withdraw 40 and the minimum for a punt at a the Camden massage parlour I had been to and had a couple of satisfactory punts.
However shortly after I noticed a petite brunette, doable and offering services to people on the street. I went over and politely stated my interest. she told me 40 for half an hour. I thought yes! My lucky day. I told her I wouldn't go down any back alley ways. And she told me no, her flat was on a main road. I believed her as she said maintained strong eye contact and kept using my name in a friendly way which stupidly made me trust her.
So we got outside a flat on the main road, she told me I had to give her the money before we went into the flat otherwise the flat counts as a brothel. I gave her the money and then here's when it went sour. She told me we couldn't go in the front as people would see, and would have to use a back entrance. I reminded her I wouldn't use any back alleyways. She assured me it wasn't. She lead me to a back alleyway, pitch black, next to the Camden Sainsburys. And we passed 2 guys with hoods up who I later realised were with her. I told her no I'm not going down there.
So we went back to the front and she told me I could wait at the front for her to go in the back and open it. I said how could I know she was going to come back? And she told me I could hold onto her passport. I said ok. But then she told me I couldnt as I would find her real name. She then offered for me to hold her whole bag, I said ok. But she told me I couldnt as she was "just a girl". She then told me I was just going to have to trust her.
She then walked off and crossed the road and I saw one of the hooded guys catch up with her and walk off with her.
Moral of the story, is don't be stupid and impatient like I was.
Oh and btw... just for Jimmy RC, they were all English and not Romanian