Alice - unforgettable-relaxing-massage-experience - Sheffield £40 1Hour

[MagicMatt]

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Saw Alice for the 2nd time last weekend. Not much I can add to the numerous other reviews on her,  but for £40 you cant go far wrong.

Location is nice and easy to park, discrete side entrance.

I find the massage table a little hard at times and the massage its self is pretty average, but she does PLENTY of teasing and cupping throughout, nice slow finish at the end.

Alice is a very sweet girl.

Have another couple of reviews to post also soon.

Just want to thank all the regulars on here for their amazing work. Had a look at a few punts on AW and your experiences are invaluable to getting a true understanding of some of these WG's

[Tricks]

I thought she had "Jacked it in" no pun....

Where is she working from now and is the other girl still working with her?

Thanks for the update

[Jeff 123]

Hello could you send the number on here as cant get it on gumtree as am not
a member thanks

[catweazle]

Hello could you send the number on here as cant get it on gumtree as am not
a member thanks

  FFS!!

It doesn't cost anything except a few minutes to sign up to Gumtree. If you're too fecking lazy to do that then if I was the  OP I'd tell you where to go

[Cleats]

 

[Jeff 123]

Ok going to visit this week sometime also where abouts in winkobank is it is it a house or a shop they work from thanks ?

[STEVO 69]

How about asking them when you book?

[hullad]

Good report just what we need 

Now me being a Yorkshire man, being careful with brass, having to lay on a hard table, seeing she is not brilliant at the massaging bit and all I really want is my Todger pulled .........

The £20 for 30 minutes looks a steal 

[Tricks]

It's about 3 minutes drive from J34 M1
Booked an hour last week, saw a girl who sounds like Alice, so assumed the same nationality. Did not catch her name, as I'm not really into chit chat when I'm g having a massage.
Not much to say other than average massage, but fucking excellent hand job.

[Jeff 123]

What is the girls nationality and also is she good looking ?

[Jeff 123]

Also is it a house they work from or a shop ?

[Northerndave666]

Also is it a house they work from or a shop ?

Why don't you get the number of Gumtree and ask your fucking self. Are you a fucking numpty ???

[Jeff 123]

Only asking no need to swear you waste of space come see me will see who the big man is u clown

[vw]

Only asking no need to swear you waste of space come see me will see who the big man is u clown

 

What a cunt

[catweazle]

What a cunt

Agreed,but now banned!

[MagicMatt]

Dont know the exact nationality, European I believe and works from a house / flat (Not a shop)

[holeymoley]

Hungarian she told me .........Discrete entrance FYI

[Jeff 123]

Thanks buddy

[Northerndave666]

Only asking no need to swear you waste of space come see me will see who the big man is u clown

Only asking? Get off ur arse and find out yourself, plenty told you how to do it and you're back asking like a little parrot. Big man? Don't make me laugh. Keep hiding behind that keyboard !

[Billy no mates]

Agreed,but now banned!

Agreed +1

Is it just me ...
Pretty sure that idiot showed as ‘banned’, but now not ?

[catweazle]

Agreed +1

Is it just me ...
Pretty sure that idiot showed as ‘banned’, but now not ?

Yes the moderation log has him banned for threats of violence.... but hes still muddying the forum

[Jeff 123]

You started with the bad language not my fault oright sunshine

[Northerndave666]

You started with the bad language not my fault oright sunshine

Sunshine? Haha it's an old east end gangsta. Let's see if you actually contribute anything on here, or just parrot out the same questions Polly !

[Jeff 123]

I will contribute i been and was a great exerperiance thanks for your time sweetheart

[Dick Cheese]

I will contribute i been and was a great exerperiance thanks for your time sweetheart

I look forward to your review.

[catweazle]

I look forward to your review.

Unlikely. He's just an aggressive troll.

[Tricks]

Unlikely. He's just an aggressive troll.

+1

[Jeff 123]

Went yesterday afternoon time was told to come in alice was waiting top of the stairs welcomed me in on to the table i stripped off and waited her to return she started a light massage toawrds last half plenty of cc swiped and teasing between legs was asked to turn over and then asked if wanted hand relief which agreed on for 10 pound and was delivered nice and slow with plenty of oil cleaned up shower and off i went good experiance

[catweazle]

Went yesterday afternoon time was told to come in alice was waiting top of the stairs welcomed me in on to the table i stripped off and waited her to return she started a light massage toawrds last half plenty of cc swiped and teasing between legs was asked to turn over and then asked if wanted hand relief which agreed on for 10 pound and was delivered nice and slow with plenty of oil cleaned up shower and off i went good experiance

I don't think an 85 word, unpunctuated, ''scribble-it-out-in-30-seconds" entry qualifies as a review. There is guidance on the site on how to write a proper review. Maybe have a read, redo the "review", post it in the correct section - then possibly you may start to shed the 'troll' tag.

[Dick Cheese]

I will contribute i been and was a great exerperiance thanks for your time sweetheart

So you saw her yesterday afternoon did you, yet you posted this at 9am yesterday.Thick cunt Troll

[Jeff 123]

Hay hay hay

[catweazle]

Hay hay hay

Really meaningful, helpful and insightful contribution to the forum, thank you  - TROLL

[bigbadjam]

Have you even been there? Sounds like you copied the basic info from the previous reviews 

[Northerndave666]

Went yesterday afternoon time was told to come in alice was waiting top of the stairs welcomed me in on to the table i stripped off and waited her to return she started a light massage toawrds last half plenty of cc swiped and teasing between legs was asked to turn over and then asked if wanted hand relief which agreed on for 10 pound and was delivered nice and slow with plenty of oil cleaned up shower and off i went good experiance

And that's your review! Pathetic.

Tell you what.....

Was it a shop ?

[Northerndave666]

Went yesterday afternoon time was told to come in alice was waiting top of the stairs welcomed me in on to the table i stripped off and waited her to return she started a light massage toawrds last half plenty of cc swiped and teasing between legs was asked to turn over and then asked if wanted hand relief which agreed on for 10 pound and was delivered nice and slow with plenty of oil cleaned up shower and off i went good experiance

Was it a house ?

[Northerndave666]

Went yesterday afternoon time was told to come in alice was waiting top of the stairs welcomed me in on to the table i stripped off and waited her to return she started a light massage toawrds last half plenty of cc swiped and teasing between legs was asked to turn over and then asked if wanted hand relief which agreed on for 10 pound and was delivered nice and slow with plenty of oil cleaned up shower and off i went good experiance

You didn't go did you. Not one description of the girl, the place, the time, the time booked etc etc. Maybe work on removing the knuckles dragging on the pavement and actually write a real review ya troll ! Oh and puntuation, it's great, try it !

[gfeman]

Unlikely. He's just an aggressive troll.

Either leave proper reviews and /or comments or just go away bigbadjam instead of wasting everyone's time and cloggging up space with shite. 

I'm sure your not an idiot or something and you've got a better way to waste your time rather than annoy us on here.

[catweazle]

Either leave proper reviews and /or comments or just go away bigbadjam instead of wasting everyone's time and cloggging up space with shite. 

I'm sure your not an idiot or something and you've got a better way to waste your time rather than annoy us on here.

Well, the quote you included was from me, and the space waster troll is Jeff.123 and not bigbadjam,......

Apart from that l agree!

[gfeman]

Well, the quote you included was from me, and the space waster troll is Jeff.123 and not bigbadjam,......

Apart from that l agree!

Oops sorry my bad. I apologise. But you get what I mean. Just frustrated recently with these shitty pointless types of most likely fake reviews and comments. It just wastes everyone's time.

[catweazle]

Oops sorry my bad. I apologise. But you get what I mean. Just frustrated recently with these shitty pointless types of most likely fake reviews and comments. It just wastes everyone's time.

Agree 100% mate. These cocky " don't tell me what to post on here" knobheads really get my goat.

[Northerndave666]

Tumblers clicked into place. It's school holidays! Of course. Jeff123 is a hormonal 14 year old wanking furiously in front of his iPad before mummy and daddy catch him again. 

[catweazle]

Tumblers clicked into place. It's school holidays! Of course. Jeff123 is a hormonal 14 year old wanking furiously in front of his iPad before mummy and daddy catch him again. 

You may just have rumbled him. He has been back on line several times since his insightful "hay hay hay" comment but hasn't added anything further anywhere in the forum.

[Darkepool]

I've seen his type before...  take take take.

I'll be amazed of his contributes anything here...

[Jeff 123]

Hahah your all watse of spaces hahah

[catweazle]

Hahah your all watse of spaces hahah

Pot/kettle.

[catweazle]

Hahah your all watse of spaces hahah

After this, he's now been booted.

[Northerndave666]

After this, he's now been booted.

It took long enough though. Ah well at least he can go back to sniffing the gussett of his mothers knickers again !