External Link/Members OnlyI saw Amber recently. I wasn’t aware of the Fartgate review until yesterday, but it made me laugh!
Looks 6/10 - Amber is a decent looking milf. I reckon she’s 5’ 8” tall, probably dress size 12-14 but because of her height she carries this well. Age is probably 50 IMO, photos on the profile are her but from a few years ago. Not a bad looking lady now, was probably a real head turner in her 20s.
Service 7/10 - her ad offers massage or GFE, and at the start of the punt Amber asked what I wanted. I said GFE. Off came the clothes, laid on the bed for a bit of a cuddle. Kissing was nice, quite tender with good use of the tongue, not quite DFK but not far from it either. Amber kissed down my body, stopping at my cock. After a quick wipe she went to town on the old chap, a bit toothy to begin with but still decent. I asked Amber to lick my balls which she did very well. After a while we swapped places and I licked Amber’s breasts, a good size but don’t ask me what size they are. She enjoyed me going down on her, giving appreciative moans without screaming the place down or actually reaching orgasm. Amber continued to suck me off, she was happy for me to CIM, which she spat out of her gob afterwards. All satisfying without hitting any great heights.
Car parking 5/5 - the flat Amber works from has plenty of free parking.
Premises 3/5 - not the tidiest place I have been to. The bedroom is a good size, and would be better if all the clutter she has hoarded was thrown away. One odd thing to note. I asked to use the toilet so Amber led me to the bathroom. She wouldn’t close the sliding door - which I assume is because it’s broken - but proceeded to remain outside the door to watch me peeing!!!
Value for money 7/10 - I paid £50 for 30 minutes, and for the services she gave Amber gives decent value for money. If only she was younger!
Total 28/40 - quite a decent punt, I’d rate Amber as a solid plan B if you are in the area. Would I go back? No.