On the basis of reviews from here, I went along to sample the "special erotic happy ending massage".
The booking was a half-hour. When I arrived I met Rita. She is as described, early 30s, quite short, reasonably pretty.
I paid my money (£55), and was instructed to take off my shoes. This wasn't a request this was an order. Rita then went off to the room presumably to prepare, leaving me in reception. A couple of minutes later she bellowed down the hall for me to follow. Once in the room I was (again) instructed to get undressed and get on the bench. I did so.
Then there was the ritual washing as previously described. I had imagined that this would be quite fun, but it wasn't, it was done in a merely functional way.
I was then told to lie flat on the massage began. What followed was extremely hard massage. There were times when it was extremely painful. When I asked her to ease off a little, she just laughed and carried on, telling me that it was good for me.
Eventually we moved onto the HE. Instructed (again) to get up on hands and knees, Rita climbed up behind as previously described. What I expected was a prostate massage and a hand job. What she did was a knuckle rub of the chocolate starfish, and reach under.
The non-prostate massage was a waste of time. The hand job was over vigorous and unpleasant. Again I asked her to slow down and be more gentle and again she just laughed and carried on. She told me that we were in the last five minutes and she had to get it over with.
After the deed was done I took a shower and left. Going into coming out just under 25 minutes. In the room I would guess 20 minutes.
Others have like this woman, I did not. I thought she was arrogant, expensive and not very good at her job.
YMMV
