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Offline akauya

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Offline smiths

Had it once with an agency girl.
Was about to send her on her way but she was in floods of tears and said that she was taking antibiotics but couldn't let the agency know.
Offered me a massive discount to let her stay.
I was very generous and decided to let her have a bath and stay.
Boy did she put some effort in after that! One of my best punts ever (except for lack of RO as I still couldn't bring myself to do that) and amazing VFM.
She actually became a regular of mine for a while after it all cleared up.  :drinks:

Now that was tolerant of you, if i smell fish thats my cock wilted and nothing the woman does can erect it, i just want to be out of her place and off asap. No excuse for a WG to have a smelly fanny in this day and age. Most are very clean i find, the last smelly one who i reckon had BV (might be wrong though) was a few years ago, what an horrific stench, i dont care why a fanny smells, i just dont want to smell such smells. :vomit:

Melb

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I say for hours with my rod dangling in fanny pond. No bites, no fish.
Total myth.

Rochdull lad

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Who's Fanny Pond, melb?  Can't find her on AW.

Offline Marmalade

I actually find fannies smelling of soap and lube worse. And worse still, its harder to complain about them. I like a fanny to smell of fanny. Normal amounts of hygiene leaves a fanny with some (pleasant) muskiness but even fish fanny doesn't smell of blueberries and cream. You wouldn't drink a pint of cider or a Starbucks that smelt of soap. You wouldn't mow your lawn to enjoy the smell of Givenchy. I've paid for fanny and I like it to look feel smell and possibly taste like fanny.

The one I had the other day smelt of quality something or other - just not fanny. An ok punt, and maybe would have been high GFE rating were it not for her overzealous fanny pampering.

Unfortunately prossies are lumbered with
a) Turnover. So they have give it a quick scrub with Pound stretcher bodywash before the next guy,
b) Conceit. "I am always freshly showered and expect you to be" (and sprayed and lubed with every bit of cheap shit imaginable), or
c) Laziness. Punters are just "lowlife scum" so why bother washing at all.

I'd even go as far as to say you can almost tell a prossie from a civvie by the smell of her fanny. But that's not including real fish fanny. That's a real stinker. An acquired taste like blue cheese!

 :D

ladyofthemansion

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So after a shower how many minutes/hours does it take to achieve a smell of proper fanny and how long before it stinks of bad fish?

Offline Daffodil

So after a shower how many minutes/hours does it take to achieve a smell of proper fanny and how long before it stinks of bad fish?

Who do you think is timing to the minute?  :dash:

ladyofthemansion

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Who do you think is timing to the minute?  :dash:

Well some guys don't like freshly washed fanny so I'm guessing there's a time frame to get it just right. Don't know how that would be achieved though.

Melb

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I know this...but can't recall...it was on the tip of my tongue last night.

dilettante

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But that's not including real fish fanny. That's a real stinker. An acquired taste like blue cheese!

LOL, yes the more rank and fermented the better for you I reckon, I make a 'vegan cheese' and when it's been going for a week and is developing mould is when I savour it the most!

Don't WGs use the bulb squeeze-type enema syringes with the vaginal douche attachment when they shower, which hopefully they would do before every punt??

Offline Tailpipe

LOL, yes the more rank and fermented the better for you I reckon, I make a 'vegan cheese' and when it's been going for a week and is developing mould is when I savour it the most!

Don't WGs use the bulb squeeze-type enema syringes with the vaginal douche attachment when they shower, which hopefully they would do before every punt??

 :lol:

Andre 3000

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In all my times punting I've only come across one slightly whiffy fanny although a lot of the times it's probably down to ladies using perfumed products on there pussy's which I've been told is a no no if you want it to keep it's natural smell.

meanghost

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I have just heard a colleague comment that the smell of fish in a room with 'The Only Way Is Essex' girls would be overwhelming. I have got to say, I have never experienced this. Some have smelt slightly sweaty, some not at all, some slightly pissy, some like Flamin' Hot Monster Munch (seriously) and I've loved them all.

So, is fish fanny a schoolboy joke without substance?
Man if you have'nt smelled a fishy fanny yet you have'nt lived where u been hiding all you life

meanghost

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It can be an horrendous stench.
Its Not a myth man you must be a virgin

jcdmj12

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Man if you have'nt smelled a fishy fanny yet you have'nt lived where u been hiding all you life

Ummm.... avoiding women with poor personal hygiene?

They should never smell fishy.  Fishy smell = bacterial vaginosis.   

A slightly tangy taste is normal, because of the lactic acid produced by the commensal bacteria which normally live in the vagina and help keep everything healthy.   Things only get fishy when the balance gets disrupted. 
« Last Edit: March 20, 2014, 11:23:16 am by jcdmj12 »

Offline Marmalade

Get your digits well covered. Enjoy a regular sniff on the drive home. A good vintage won't wash off completely is you have to stop and rinse your mits after a pish.

Offline CBPaul

Its Not a myth man you must be a virgin

How the fuck have you worked that comment out ?

Unless of course you think that all vaginas smell of fish.  :crazy:

Offline Dani

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Ummm.... avoiding women with poor personal hygiene?

They should never smell fishy.  Fishy smell = bacterial vaginosis.   

 

Sorry to say it is normally those with exceptional personal hygiene who get BV not those who have poor hygiene as it is over washing that normally causes it

Offline smiths

Sorry to say it is normally those with exceptional personal hygiene who get BV not those who have poor hygiene as it is over washing that normally causes it

Indeed, although a woman should have the brains to know she smells of fish through BV and not be seeing punters until its sorted out. Its not rocket science.

Offline smiths

Its Not a myth man you must be a virgin

What the fuck does this shit mean. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline CBPaul

What the fuck does this shit mean. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Christ knows. Can't read and understand a simple one liner and thinks all vaginas smell of fish  :unknown:

Stealthshagger

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It's them wetwipes I tell ya. Constant wet wiping or douching. Too much douche or too many vag wet  wipes a day, and the tuna smells like decay. That is not an old saying, but it is the case. Constant wiping of natural bacteria, disinfectant use and pH changes. 

Not a myth. I have smelt one yards away, and it would have made a cat gag. And I've seen a cat eat very old fish happily.

Matty24579

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My helmet used to smell of seafood as i noticed i was using shower gels on it.So i just wash it using plain water when having showers. :rolleyes:

Offline Tailpipe

My helmet used to smell of seafood as i noticed i was using shower gels on it.So i just wash it using plain water when having showers. :rolleyes:

Thanks for sharing that info info  :cool:  Fishy fanny is bad news carry lupus paper and run tests before you eat pussy  :scare:


When I saw Madlin she pointed to the shower with a big smile and said go and clean dick shes a good Kid for sure made me laugh
for the record she tasted perfect  :D

Matty24579

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Thanks for sharing that info info  :cool:  Fishy fanny is bad news carry lupus paper and run tests before you eat pussy  :scare:


When I saw Madlin she pointed to the shower with a big smile and said go and clean dick shes a good Kid for sure made me laugh
for the record she tasted perfect  :D

Lol thats quite funny my Ex suffered from a fishy fanny not all the time but she had a hairy one and being very old fashioned i thought no way couldnt put up with it any more  :D

Offline 385North

Definitely not a myth. A girl I work with (as in sit next to and work closely with on a daily basis) has this problem now and again, so she obviously ovulates quite heavily. On one occasion she comes and stands right next to my desk while I’m working, so her offending lady-parts are only like 30cm away from my highly-tuned schnozzle. She’s crossed her hands over her bits so she obviously conscious of the problem as she’s waffling on about invoices and what-not and my eyes are smarting from the over-powering odour of prawn cocktail crisps. Not good when it’s high summer and the air con has packed up. I notice it on public transport quite a lot too. Think I must have a nose for it.

Offline Strawberry

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Thanks for sharing that info info  :cool:  Fishy fanny is bad news carry lupus paper and run tests before you eat pussy  :scare:


When I saw Madlin she pointed to the shower with a big smile and said go and clean dick shes a good Kid for sure made me laugh
for the record she tasted perfect  :D

I think you mean litmus, not lupus.

Offline 385North

I think you mean litmus, not lupus.

Don't faff about with litmus - take a canary in a cage down there with you.

Offline berksboy

     Not being funny but cant a girl smell this ? i mean i have smelt it from a few feet away .

Offline CBPaul

     Not being funny but cant a girl smell this ? i mean i have smelt it from a few feet away .

They must be able to but I think it is the same principal as not recognizing ones own truly honking farts until you leave the room and re-enter. Only then can you appreciate the full fruity glory.

OhCarolina

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The fishy smell is not a mith, I have experienced it before.
Those girls should take better care of themselves, I think that is related mostly to their personal hygiene

ladyofthemansion

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Another thing that can make a fanny smell is when a man comes inside her and she doesn't wash for a day or two.

Offline maxxblue

Don't know if this is true - the vagina is a self-cleaning organ, and the ejaculate seeps out of the vagina after intercourse. Lack of personal hygiene is likely to result in unpleasant smell, but this will be a different smell than 'fishy fanny', which is invariably a consequence of infection, and not necessarily and STI.

LondonLarry

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Boots wet-wipes stink worse than cock cheddar or arse sweat. And they tear terribly.
Really funky aroma off them out of the packet.

tonysoprano

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Boots wet-wipes stink worse than cock cheddar or arse sweat. And they tear terribly.
Really funky aroma off them out of the packet.

You dug this fucking disgusting thread out of the grave to make this comment? You need help.  :lol:

Offline Cuntminion

Nope

The bigger question is if you love cod and haddock is this a plus for you?

Offline maxxblue

Boots wet-wipes stink worse than cock cheddar or arse sweat. And they tear terribly.
Really funky aroma off them out of the packet.

Why on earth have you bumped this thread? I could maybe understand it if your thread made any sense.  :unknown:

vw

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Boots wet-wipes stink worse than cock cheddar or arse sweat. And they tear terribly.
Really funky aroma off them out of the packet.
From a survey of 100 Polish cock suckers the most reliable was Asda own wipes so there !!!  :P

LondonLarry

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You dug this fucking disgusting thread out of the grave to make this comment? You need help.  :lol:

Wait....and you fucking REPLIED?? on a .....'paid sex site'.
Jeez. Check it...I never DUG UP nothing. I just saw the headline and it made me a laugh.
then saw one of the comments, which i totally agree with, so made my comment.
If you don't like my comment..just ignore it, dude.
wet-wipes are a pretty standard piece of kit for punters/customers and WG's alike.
Because cleanliness/freshness is a pretty big deal.

LondonLarry

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Why on earth have you bumped this thread? I could maybe understand it if your thread made any sense.  :unknown:


I realise what happened.
I was meaning to respond to a specific thread in the post where a guy said the fishy fanny smell is actually caused by using too much wet-wipes.
Recently I was wondering what that stink was and it turned out to be my packet of Boots  own wet wipes leaking. Really sour, funky smell.

slow and low

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Saw a girl years ago,  getting ready for a 69 and smell like Billingsgate on a July 90 degree day hit me. One of the worst things I have smelt,  put me off RO and 69 for life.

Offline Sonny Crockett

I saw Sara Kane in Leicester a few years ago and her pussy stank like the rotting fish market!!!!

Chuckman

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When I saw Tinkerbell in Birmingham a few years back I nearly gagged on the smell. She asked me what was wrong and couldn't answer at the time as I was mid-gag.  :vomit:

Offline NelsonH

This is a infection known as Bacterial Vaginosis.

The bacteria digests ordinary body fluid and their waste product is the chemical compund Methyl Amine. This is a Nitrogen compound somewhat like Ammonia. Lots of these Nitogen compunds are smelly.

It's exactly the same compund that you find on fish.

Hard to get rid of by simple washing. Some kind of anti-bacterial is required.

Biscuitman

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It does exist. The 1st time I encountered it was at the bunny lounge in Reading a girl named Samira. I didn't notice anything at first. She wouldn't allow RO that's probably why! Only noticed it when I pulled out of her in doggy and it was rancid! A mixture of fish and sulphur like rotten eggs! I thought she might have farted but it lingered for too long. I didn't say anything but made a point of coughing. She was really quiet and obviously embarrassed. I have no idea why any girl would get intimate knowing they stink that much. Baffles me. A good tip I was given, is to finger or lightly touch the pussy enough to be able to whiff your fingers after. If it's stinky put it up to her face so she can get a whiff!

softlad

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When I saw Tinkerbell in Birmingham a few years back I nearly gagged on the smell. She asked me what was wrong and couldn't answer at the time as I was mid-gag.  :vomit:

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

hairymary

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yup, gardnerella vaginalis. Needs 5 - 7 days of Metronidazole.

Offline Marmalade

My first ever Glasgow car meet had a fanny that could euthanase a pig at 40 metres. Couldn't go too near it without a local anaesthetic for nose and mouth but she did a great blow job and I enjoyed the stink of her on my drive all the way home. Fucked her several times. Carol I think she was called.

Offline madeinwales56

I was seeing a lovely civvie lady two or three years ago. She hadn't had sex in a while and she was gagging for it . No time for any lengthy foreplay and when I had finished shagging her and took my cock out I caught the whiff of the most horrible smell I have ever smelt. I believed I had had only thought the following words but I actually said out loud "fucking me, does it always smell that bad?" She was absolutely mortified. She reckoned the smell was due to lack of use. On a positive note she told me she had learned the art of the blowjob from watching porn. Consequently, she deep throated and took a facial like a pro. It won't surprise you to know I tended to limit our activities to exactly that from then on.
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willmo1

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