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Author Topic: Is fishy fanny a myth?  (Read 14951 times)

Offline 385North

Definitely not a myth. A girl I work with (as in sit next to and work closely with on a daily basis) has this problem now and again, so she obviously ovulates quite heavily. On one occasion she comes and stands right next to my desk while I’m working, so her offending lady-parts are only like 30cm away from my highly-tuned schnozzle. She’s crossed her hands over her bits so she obviously conscious of the problem as she’s waffling on about invoices and what-not and my eyes are smarting from the over-powering odour of prawn cocktail crisps. Not good when it’s high summer and the air con has packed up. I notice it on public transport quite a lot too. Think I must have a nose for it.

Offline Strawberry

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Thanks for sharing that info info  :cool:  Fishy fanny is bad news carry lupus paper and run tests before you eat pussy  :scare:


When I saw Madlin she pointed to the shower with a big smile and said go and clean dick shes a good Kid for sure made me laugh
for the record she tasted perfect  :D

I think you mean litmus, not lupus.

Offline 385North

I think you mean litmus, not lupus.

Don't faff about with litmus - take a canary in a cage down there with you.

Offline berksboy

     Not being funny but cant a girl smell this ? i mean i have smelt it from a few feet away .

Offline CBPaul

     Not being funny but cant a girl smell this ? i mean i have smelt it from a few feet away .

They must be able to but I think it is the same principal as not recognizing ones own truly honking farts until you leave the room and re-enter. Only then can you appreciate the full fruity glory.

Offline OhCarolina

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The fishy smell is not a mith, I have experienced it before.
Those girls should take better care of themselves, I think that is related mostly to their personal hygiene
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Offline ladyofthemansion

Another thing that can make a fanny smell is when a man comes inside her and she doesn't wash for a day or two.

Offline maxxblue

Don't know if this is true - the vagina is a self-cleaning organ, and the ejaculate seeps out of the vagina after intercourse. Lack of personal hygiene is likely to result in unpleasant smell, but this will be a different smell than 'fishy fanny', which is invariably a consequence of infection, and not necessarily and STI.

Offline LondonLarry

Boots wet-wipes stink worse than cock cheddar or arse sweat. And they tear terribly.
Really funky aroma off them out of the packet.
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Offline tonysoprano

Boots wet-wipes stink worse than cock cheddar or arse sweat. And they tear terribly.
Really funky aroma off them out of the packet.

You dug this fucking disgusting thread out of the grave to make this comment? You need help.  :lol:
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Offline comaminion

Nope

The bigger question is if you love cod and haddock is this a plus for you?
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Offline maxxblue

Boots wet-wipes stink worse than cock cheddar or arse sweat. And they tear terribly.
Really funky aroma off them out of the packet.

Why on earth have you bumped this thread? I could maybe understand it if your thread made any sense.  :unknown:

Boots wet-wipes stink worse than cock cheddar or arse sweat. And they tear terribly.
Really funky aroma off them out of the packet.
From a survey of 100 Polish cock suckers the most reliable was Asda own wipes so there !!!  :P

Offline LondonLarry

You dug this fucking disgusting thread out of the grave to make this comment? You need help.  :lol:

Wait....and you fucking REPLIED?? on a .....'paid sex site'.
Jeez. Check it...I never DUG UP nothing. I just saw the headline and it made me a laugh.
then saw one of the comments, which i totally agree with, so made my comment.
If you don't like my comment..just ignore it, dude.
wet-wipes are a pretty standard piece of kit for punters/customers and WG's alike.
Because cleanliness/freshness is a pretty big deal.
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Offline LondonLarry

Why on earth have you bumped this thread? I could maybe understand it if your thread made any sense.  :unknown:


I realise what happened.
I was meaning to respond to a specific thread in the post where a guy said the fishy fanny smell is actually caused by using too much wet-wipes.
Recently I was wondering what that stink was and it turned out to be my packet of Boots  own wet wipes leaking. Really sour, funky smell.
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Saw a girl years ago,  getting ready for a 69 and smell like Billingsgate on a July 90 degree day hit me. One of the worst things I have smelt,  put me off RO and 69 for life.

Offline Sonny Crockett

I saw Sara Kane in Leicester a few years ago and her pussy stank like the rotting fish market!!!!
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Offline Chuckman

When I saw Tinkerbell in Birmingham a few years back I nearly gagged on the smell. She asked me what was wrong and couldn't answer at the time as I was mid-gag.  :vomit:

Offline NelsonH

This is a infection known as Bacterial Vaginosis.

The bacteria digests ordinary body fluid and their waste product is the chemical compund Methyl Amine. This is a Nitrogen compound somewhat like Ammonia. Lots of these Nitogen compunds are smelly.

It's exactly the same compund that you find on fish.

Hard to get rid of by simple washing. Some kind of anti-bacterial is required.

Offline Biscuitman

It does exist. The 1st time I encountered it was at the bunny lounge in Reading a girl named Samira. I didn't notice anything at first. She wouldn't allow RO that's probably why! Only noticed it when I pulled out of her in doggy and it was rancid! A mixture of fish and sulphur like rotten eggs! I thought she might have farted but it lingered for too long. I didn't say anything but made a point of coughing. She was really quiet and obviously embarrassed. I have no idea why any girl would get intimate knowing they stink that much. Baffles me. A good tip I was given, is to finger or lightly touch the pussy enough to be able to whiff your fingers after. If it's stinky put it up to her face so she can get a whiff!
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Offline softlad

When I saw Tinkerbell in Birmingham a few years back I nearly gagged on the smell. She asked me what was wrong and couldn't answer at the time as I was mid-gag.  :vomit:

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Offline hairymary

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yup, gardnerella vaginalis. Needs 5 - 7 days of Metronidazole.
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Offline Marmalade

My first ever Glasgow car meet had a fanny that could euthanase a pig at 40 metres. Couldn't go too near it without a local anaesthetic for nose and mouth but she did a great blow job and I enjoyed the stink of her on my drive all the way home. Fucked her several times. Carol I think she was called.

I was seeing a lovely civvie lady two or three years ago. She hadn't had sex in a while and she was gagging for it . No time for any lengthy foreplay and when I had finished shagging her and took my cock out I caught the whiff of the most horrible smell I have ever smelt. I believed I had had only thought the following words but I actually said out loud "fucking me, does it always smell that bad?" She was absolutely mortified. She reckoned the smell was due to lack of use. On a positive note she told me she had learned the art of the blowjob from watching porn. Consequently, she deep throated and took a facial like a pro. It won't surprise you to know I tended to limit our activities to exactly that from then on.
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