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Author Topic: Is fishy fanny a myth?  (Read 14955 times)

Offline akauya

« Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 12:48:53 PM by akauya »


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Offline smiths

Had it once with an agency girl.
Was about to send her on her way but she was in floods of tears and said that she was taking antibiotics but couldn't let the agency know.
Offered me a massive discount to let her stay.
I was very generous and decided to let her have a bath and stay.
Boy did she put some effort in after that! One of my best punts ever (except for lack of RO as I still couldn't bring myself to do that) and amazing VFM.
She actually became a regular of mine for a while after it all cleared up.  :drinks:

Now that was tolerant of you, if i smell fish thats my cock wilted and nothing the woman does can erect it, i just want to be out of her place and off asap. No excuse for a WG to have a smelly fanny in this day and age. Most are very clean i find, the last smelly one who i reckon had BV (might be wrong though) was a few years ago, what an horrific stench, i dont care why a fanny smells, i just dont want to smell such smells. :vomit:

Offline Melb

I say for hours with my rod dangling in fanny pond. No bites, no fish.
Total myth.

Who's Fanny Pond, melb?  Can't find her on AW.

Offline Marmalade

I actually find fannies smelling of soap and lube worse. And worse still, its harder to complain about them. I like a fanny to smell of fanny. Normal amounts of hygiene leaves a fanny with some (pleasant) muskiness but even fish fanny doesn't smell of blueberries and cream. You wouldn't drink a pint of cider or a Starbucks that smelt of soap. You wouldn't mow your lawn to enjoy the smell of Givenchy. I've paid for fanny and I like it to look feel smell and possibly taste like fanny.

The one I had the other day smelt of quality something or other - just not fanny. An ok punt, and maybe would have been high GFE rating were it not for her overzealous fanny pampering.

Unfortunately prossies are lumbered with
a) Turnover. So they have give it a quick scrub with Pound stretcher bodywash before the next guy,
b) Conceit. "I am always freshly showered and expect you to be" (and sprayed and lubed with every bit of cheap shit imaginable), or
c) Laziness. Punters are just "lowlife scum" so why bother washing at all.

I'd even go as far as to say you can almost tell a prossie from a civvie by the smell of her fanny. But that's not including real fish fanny. That's a real stinker. An acquired taste like blue cheese!

 :D

Offline ladyofthemansion

So after a shower how many minutes/hours does it take to achieve a smell of proper fanny and how long before it stinks of bad fish?

Offline Daffodil

So after a shower how many minutes/hours does it take to achieve a smell of proper fanny and how long before it stinks of bad fish?

Who do you think is timing to the minute?  :dash:

Offline ladyofthemansion

Who do you think is timing to the minute?  :dash:

Well some guys don't like freshly washed fanny so I'm guessing there's a time frame to get it just right. Don't know how that would be achieved though.

Offline Melb

I know this...but can't recall...it was on the tip of my tongue last night.

Offline dilettante

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But that's not including real fish fanny. That's a real stinker. An acquired taste like blue cheese!

LOL, yes the more rank and fermented the better for you I reckon, I make a 'vegan cheese' and when it's been going for a week and is developing mould is when I savour it the most!

Don't WGs use the bulb squeeze-type enema syringes with the vaginal douche attachment when they shower, which hopefully they would do before every punt??

Offline Tailpipe

LOL, yes the more rank and fermented the better for you I reckon, I make a 'vegan cheese' and when it's been going for a week and is developing mould is when I savour it the most!

Don't WGs use the bulb squeeze-type enema syringes with the vaginal douche attachment when they shower, which hopefully they would do before every punt??

 :lol:

Offline Andre 3000

In all my times punting I've only come across one slightly whiffy fanny although a lot of the times it's probably down to ladies using perfumed products on there pussy's which I've been told is a no no if you want it to keep it's natural smell.

I have just heard a colleague comment that the smell of fish in a room with 'The Only Way Is Essex' girls would be overwhelming. I have got to say, I have never experienced this. Some have smelt slightly sweaty, some not at all, some slightly pissy, some like Flamin' Hot Monster Munch (seriously) and I've loved them all.

So, is fish fanny a schoolboy joke without substance?
Man if you have'nt smelled a fishy fanny yet you have'nt lived where u been hiding all you life

It can be an horrendous stench.
Its Not a myth man you must be a virgin

jcdmj12

Man if you have'nt smelled a fishy fanny yet you have'nt lived where u been hiding all you life

Ummm.... avoiding women with poor personal hygiene?

They should never smell fishy.  Fishy smell = bacterial vaginosis.   

A slightly tangy taste is normal, because of the lactic acid produced by the commensal bacteria which normally live in the vagina and help keep everything healthy.   Things only get fishy when the balance gets disrupted. 
« Last Edit: March 20, 2014, 11:23:16 AM by jcdmj12 »

Offline Marmalade

Get your digits well covered. Enjoy a regular sniff on the drive home. A good vintage won't wash off completely is you have to stop and rinse your mits after a pish.

Offline CBPaul

Its Not a myth man you must be a virgin

How the fuck have you worked that comment out ?

Unless of course you think that all vaginas smell of fish.  :crazy:

Offline Dani

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Ummm.... avoiding women with poor personal hygiene?

They should never smell fishy.  Fishy smell = bacterial vaginosis.   

 

Sorry to say it is normally those with exceptional personal hygiene who get BV not those who have poor hygiene as it is over washing that normally causes it

Offline smiths

Sorry to say it is normally those with exceptional personal hygiene who get BV not those who have poor hygiene as it is over washing that normally causes it

Indeed, although a woman should have the brains to know she smells of fish through BV and not be seeing punters until its sorted out. Its not rocket science.

Offline smiths

Its Not a myth man you must be a virgin

What the fuck does this shit mean. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Offline CBPaul

What the fuck does this shit mean. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Christ knows. Can't read and understand a simple one liner and thinks all vaginas smell of fish  :unknown:

It's them wetwipes I tell ya. Constant wet wiping or douching. Too much douche or too many vag wet  wipes a day, and the tuna smells like decay. That is not an old saying, but it is the case. Constant wiping of natural bacteria, disinfectant use and pH changes. 

Not a myth. I have smelt one yards away, and it would have made a cat gag. And I've seen a cat eat very old fish happily.

Offline Matty24579

My helmet used to smell of seafood as i noticed i was using shower gels on it.So i just wash it using plain water when having showers. :rolleyes:

Offline Tailpipe

My helmet used to smell of seafood as i noticed i was using shower gels on it.So i just wash it using plain water when having showers. :rolleyes:

Thanks for sharing that info info  :cool:  Fishy fanny is bad news carry lupus paper and run tests before you eat pussy  :scare:


When I saw Madlin she pointed to the shower with a big smile and said go and clean dick shes a good Kid for sure made me laugh
for the record she tasted perfect  :D

Offline Matty24579

Thanks for sharing that info info  :cool:  Fishy fanny is bad news carry lupus paper and run tests before you eat pussy  :scare:


When I saw Madlin she pointed to the shower with a big smile and said go and clean dick shes a good Kid for sure made me laugh
for the record she tasted perfect  :D

Lol thats quite funny my Ex suffered from a fishy fanny not all the time but she had a hairy one and being very old fashioned i thought no way couldnt put up with it any more  :D


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