oldest punters on here?

[pjune40]

Hi Everyone, Really new to this whole scene, mid-thirties couple who enjoy nothing more than reading these posts and then carrying the fantasy back into the bedroom!! keep the posts coming!! So we want to know who are the oldest punters out there? We have read you're possibly as old as 81!!! yeah! we love that! 

[brianthedog21]

Im 18, hope that turns you two on!

[CatBBW]

Hi Everyone, Really new to this whole scene, mid-thirties couple who enjoy nothing more than reading these posts and then carrying the fantasy back into the bedroom!! keep the posts coming!! So we want to know who are the oldest punters out there? We have read you're possibly as old as 81!!! yeah! we love that! 

Nice - don't forget to post reviews for the escort ladies/gents that you have hired for your bedtime adventures! 

[toon972]

You are only as old as the person you feel.

[toon972]

 :lol:nearly forgot

[Festisio]

I believe there is at least one septuagenarian on these boards!

[toon972]

Just worked it out,that makes me 81.How did you know?

[haystacks79]

You are only as old as the person you feel.

what a coincidence, the person I'm currently feeling is exactly the same age as me

[toon972]

What a coincident.

[CatBBW]

One post and logs off immediately...must have needed to explode   

[pierrot]

Im 60 you'll be surprised how fast the years will slip by if your in your mid 30s.

[pjune40]

Thanks for the replies to our first post. We tend to not actually book the girls but pick them out and then role play it.

[adindas]

Hi Everyone, Really new to this whole scene, mid-thirties couple who enjoy nothing more than reading these posts and then carrying the fantasy back into the bedroom!! keep the posts coming!! So we want to know who are the oldest punters out there? We have read you're possibly as old as 81!!! yeah! we love that! 

I have seen a few old blokes in the party. It might be 80 something

[CatBBW]

Thanks for the replies to our first post. We tend to not actually book the girls but pick them out and then role play it.

Oh I see. So you're not a punter then.

[pierrot]

Thanks for the replies to our first post. We tend to not actually book the girls but pick them out and then role play it.

Oh! Your wankers then, you should of said.
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[SirPhilipXX]

Oh! Your wankers then, you should of said.
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They did, in their first post.

[ulander]

I will be 71 next month and I'm sure there are plenty of people on here who are older than me and, like me, still punting.  I'm not sure that I want to provide vicarious pleasure for people like the OP, who don't punt and who therefore presumably aren't going to contribute anything of interest on here to those who do.

[punk]

i'm 900 years old, thanks to the power of the force.

[kenw1]

You are only as old as the person you feel.

Good that makes me 25 coming on 71.

[oldanddecrepid]

In Adultwork years I am still only 34

O and D

[martynx8]

I turned 70 this year and still punt at least twice a month. I have punted since the early 1960s and I certainly don't yet suffer from erectile dysfunction.

Nowadays, I only ask for OWO but enjoy just lying back and being slowly and gently pampered. Intercourse is not really an option for me anymore, as it involves too much effort and could lead to cardiac arrest!!


Martyn.

[Tjkooker]

The thought of two weirdos sitting wanking each other reading your replies is somewhat disturbing. Now fuck off to a swingers site.

[Mystique46m]

The thought of two weirdos sitting wanking each other reading your replies is somewhat disturbing. Now fuck off to a swingers site.

Ooooooh what were you wearing when you typed that, tj ??!!

[dilettante]

I'm thankfully old enough only to be the father of the girls I'm seeing!

[punk]

Ooooooh what were you wearing when you typed that, tj ??!!

question is why are you interested?

[Mystique46m]

question is why are you interested?

Cos I was pretending to join in with the OP's hilarious vicarious wankery.....

However now I've had to explain it, it's a bit of a damp squib........

[punk]

Cos I was pretending to join in with the OP's hilarious vicarious wankery.....

However now I've had to explain it, it's a bit of a damp squib........

  sorry

[Mystique46m]

sorry

You soooooo should be, do you know how tricky it is to dry out a squib??!!

[punk]

 

You soooooo should be, do you know how tricky it is to dry out a squib??!!

  no how long?

[Gordo987]

Ooooooh what were you wearing when you typed that, tj ??!!

Probably one of them newfangled prince Albert things.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I'm thankfully old enough only to be the father of the girls I'm seeing!

I am sometimes old enough to be their grandfather, seventy-two.

[galinsoga]

I am sometimes old enough to be their grandfather, seventy-two.

72 coming up very soon for me.  However, I can perform regularly with some dusky girls in their early 20s who, like for you, could easy be granddaughters (except I never punted in SE Asia some 45-50 years ago).  I do see them regularly on a social basis as much as anything as I have a strong preference for the establishment owner who is in her early 40s.  If that one asks I will try to walk on water for her.

Galli

 

[Horizontal pleasures]

72 coming up very soon for me.  However, I can perform regularly with some dusky girls in their early 20s who, like for you, could easy be granddaughters (except I never punted in SE Asia some 45-50 years ago).  I do see them regularly on a social basis as much as anything as I have a strong preference for the establishment owner who is in her early 40s.  If that one asks I will try to walk on water for her.

Galli

thanks
link? Sounds interesting.

[Festisio]

Maximum respect for your dirty old codgers still punting away.

I hope to be emulating you in 40 years!

[Gordo987]

Maximum respect for your dirty old codgers still punting away.

I hope to be emulating you in 40 years!

Just for the record, I am one 'old codger' that didn't have to pay for a fuck 40 years ago. 

[CoolTiger]

I recall once bumping into a fellow party attendee at Natasha's when she was based in Aldgate East. He was touching 80s and he performed remarkably well. When Natasha mentioned his age, he got quite a few pat on his backs.   

[SirPhilipXX]

Just for the record, I am one 'old codger' that didn't have to pay for a fuck 40 years ago. 

Me neither, as I was married 40 years ago...but on reflection, I paid for it handsomely then too

[punk]

Me neither, as I was married 40 years ago...but on reflection, I paid for it handsomely then too

Men always pay woman have the power.

[Rochdull lad]

I'm 67.  Still a bit dazzled by all the emoticons in such close proximity in the OP [and bewildered by some of the language in it!  One thought HM Queen had joined the site by so many "we"s!] 

[Val Doonican]

Ditto Rochdale Lad 67 too!
 
But for nearly 50 years I've felt like a '69' almost every day of the week.
Once I started punting I discovered I could enjoy being a '69' any day I wanted.

Still got my own teeth and rising to the occasion unaided but perhaps not as much as my mind would like as the body not just as able for rapid repeat sessions these days.

As Michael Douglas declared last year he got throat cancer through his love of cunnilingus so guess I've been lucky as I've been able to keep that tongue moving to lick another day and long may it continue.