Lisa & Linda - Fake tits thai massage + extras - 1 min from Bank Station

[alanarmstrong12345]

A great meet today with Lisa / Linda ...
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Location: A very discreet door on Cornhill I've walked past here for 5 years and never noticed it.  Literally 1 minute walk away from Bank station - Searched lots round here and SP's are few and far between - the only problem is walking up 5 flights of stairs as there is no lift to the flat.

Service : 30 min massage 40£ / opted for b2b for 60 she also gave me a OW and said sex was 20 quid extra didn't opt for it as i prefer the rub and tug (slide and tug)

Comms: all on phone and over text message

Meet: Greeted by Lisa hiding behind the door (why the F do they always do this!!!) in a dress that leaves very little to the imagination with her big fake tits bulging out. She asked what I wanted a drink and after walking up what felt like Mount Everest (5 flights of stairs) I accepted. She instantly stripped of which was funny as its advertised as a massage and we agreed 60 for oiled b2b for 30 mins. Shes not ugly but not a stunner, a bit older but she is still not a bad looking girl with no belly fat and very nice tits. Great body for her age I'd guess she was 35ish. Bluntly, the massage was shit like really shit but she does try and she made up for it with her enthusiasm and what it seemed to be love for the job (unicorn). For me this makes up for looks and service if the SP is actually acting like shes really enjoying it and being a total tease and not being a plank of wood (half the EE brasses/masseuses in London) you feel like your getting your moneys worth. She was completely naked sliding all over the place and constantly trying to grab my cock but not in a rush type of way to rush me out. Plenty of edging plenty and plenty of cc swipes, lovely. She asked me if she could give me a blowjob and offered OWO I declined and said put the hood on (caught clap once from this, never again) Fairly decent BJ and I nearly popped. Off with the hood with an aggressive wank to finish me off shooting spunk all over her. She then gave me a massage for the remainder of the time and asked if she could wank me off again with no extra charge. Sadly I was running on a tight time schedual but declined. I asked for a shower and she led me to the bathroom holding my cock which I found quiet funny. She was then trying to wank me off in the shower in a joking way. I showered went back got changed and it was back to my decent down mount Everest.  Did i catch her on a good day ? maybe... Do punts like this happen often... No. If you want full service with her I think that with her attitude and price for the area I think she could be a good choice. I'll deffo return.

[LLPunting]

So was that 40+60 = 100 for 30 mins of b2b?

[Love2come]

A great meet today with Lisa / Linda ...
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Location: A very discreet door on Cornhill I've walked past here for 5 years and never noticed it.  Literally 1 minute walk away from Bank station - Searched lots round here and SP's are few and far between - the only problem is walking up 5 flights of stairs as there is no lift to the flat.

Service : 30 min massage 40£ / opted for b2b for 60 she also gave me a OW and said sex was 20 quid extra didn't opt for it as i prefer the rub and tug (slide and tug)

Comms: all on phone and over text message

Meet: Greeted by Lisa hiding behind the door (why the F do they always do this!!!) in a dress that leaves very little to the imagination with her big fake tits bulging out. She asked what I wanted a drink and after walking up what felt like Mount Everest (5 flights of stairs) I accepted. She instantly stripped of which was funny as its advertised as a massage and we agreed 60 for oiled b2b for 30 mins. Shes not ugly but not a stunner, a bit older but she is still not a bad looking girl with no belly fat and very nice tits. Great body for her age I'd guess she was 35ish. Bluntly, the massage was shit like really shit but she does try and she made up for it with her enthusiasm and what it seemed to be love for the job (unicorn). For me this makes up for looks and service if the SP is actually acting like shes really enjoying it and being a total tease and not being a plank of wood (half the EE brasses/masseuses in London) you feel like your getting your moneys worth. She was completely naked sliding all over the place and constantly trying to grab my cock but not in a rush type of way to rush me out. Plenty of edging plenty and plenty of cc swipes, lovely. She asked me if she could give me a blowjob and offered OWO I declined and said put the hood on (caught clap once from this, never again) Fairly decent BJ and I nearly popped. Off with the hood with an aggressive wank to finish me off shooting spunk all over her. She then gave me a massage for the remainder of the time and asked if she could wank me off again with no extra charge. Sadly I was running on a tight time schedual but declined. I asked for a shower and she led me to the bathroom holding my cock which I found quiet funny. She was then trying to wank me off in the shower in a joking way. I showered went back got changed and it was back to my decent down mount Everest.  Did i catch her on a good day ? maybe... Do punts like this happen often... No. If you want full service with her I think that with her attitude and price for the area I think she could be a good choice. I'll deffo return.

She sounds great but possibly she was just attracted to you.  Next time I am drinking in the City i hope I remember this place not that I punt a lot these days.

[alanarmstrong12345]

Nope, 60 all in. 

So was that 40+60 = 100 for 30 mins of b2b?

[alanarmstrong12345]

well worth a visit and for 60 you can't really go wrong.

She sounds great but possibly she was just attracted to you.  Next time I am drinking in the City i hope I remember this place not that I punt a lot these days.

[sparkus]

Alan, enjoyed your work in Get Carter, Goggle Eyes and New Tricks!

Anyhow, as the Gumtree poster has been advertising for three years it's well worth checking out, but best placed in the London indies thread if you can.

[LLPunting]

Nope, 60 all in. 

Thanks for clarification.

That cheap in Cornhole is a bit of a puzzle, she's bang in the middle of tens of thousands of moneyed up suits and her rent can't be cheap. 

[g284]

She has the same phone number as lucy thai External Link/Members Only

[Quatro]

I went here a couple of times last year and it’s always good value for money.

Don’t know if it’s still the same girl, but one of the things that I found a bit annoying was her over-enthusiasm.

She literally did not stop moving, which I found distracting when I was trying to concentrate on the job in hand.

The other issue was the stairs. At my age I needed a five minute rest by the time I arrived at her door.

LLPs point about central location and low prices is one I’d agree with. Lunchtime R&T easily done in 30 minutes for £60.

These girls used to be in Bishopsgate next to the nick, between Pret and Wasabi where there was a super attractive girl who called herself Linda or Lisa, I can’t remember now, but I think she’s long since been replaced by another in the long line of Linda’s and Lisa’s. 

[alanarmstrong12345]

hahaha those stairs are a killer. Yeah I can imagine how her over-enthusiasm could come across as annoying If I wasn't 4 pints in I probably wouldn't have tolerated it.

I went here a couple of times last year and it’s always good value for money.

Don’t know if it’s still the same girl, but one of the things that I found a bit annoying was her over-enthusiasm.

She literally did not stop moving, which I found distracting when I was trying to concentrate on the job in hand.

The other issue was the stairs. At my age I needed a five minute rest by the time I arrived at her door.

LLPs point about central location and low prices is one I’d agree with. Lunchtime R&T easily done in 30 minutes for £60.

These girls used to be in Bishopsgate next to the nick, between Pret and Wasabi where there was a super attractive girl who called herself Linda or Lisa, I can’t remember now, but I think she’s long since been replaced by another in the long line of Linda’s and Lisa’s.

[Mr Farkyhars]

That cheap in Cornhole is a bit of a puzzle, she's bang in the middle of tens of thousands of moneyed up suits and her rent can't be cheap. 

Maybe because of the stairs, maybe they put a lot of City boys off

[Quatro]

In fairness, even with the stairs and the constant fidgeting, she’s still good value.

I just started preferring the structure of the many FBSM places around the Square Mile.

And if truth be told, I prefer the gamble of a Chinese girl over the predictability of a Thai girl.

Sometimes it pays off, sometimes not, but what is life without a little risk?

[sparkus]

I did mull a full review but I've little to add.

She's quite small, decently done fake tits.

Positives: found her quite attractive (dark skin, massive eyes), well dressed for the occasion (dress with slit up the side), good covered oral to begin with (not seen my dick look that big in a while) but it got too theatrical and I don't like that.

Meh part: HJ was nothing special and not much massage (she walked on me), but 60 all in for half an hour is superb

Negatives: wasn't planning a workout but those stairs, wtf? Not very discreet entrance or neighbouring flats inside either. Tried to upsell me to FS three times.

[sparkus]

She has the same phone number as lucy thai External Link/Members Only

It's not girl photo'd, the one I saw (not sure who!) was slimmer and darker, with bigger pair.

[Baxter63]

Some of those photos have been running for at least ten years. Must be one of the longest serving set ups in the City area.

[Wilbs10]

Do any one know does she work Saturdays?