Lush Leeds - Massive Fail !

[guvnor]

Well today's been interesting for all the wrong reasons. 

I booked a 1/2 hr incall with Melody for tonight with the Tony (proprietor of Lush Leeds) @ 11.18am.  As I discovered later, said booking was not passed on to Melody until 15mins prior by the receptionist.  Now, once I'm in the apartment I find out that Melody had been in Leeds practically 1 hr before the meet, but nothing was said to her ??? Why is this I wonder - suspected reason later.

I too had been waiting over half an hour for an update and made in total five calls to Lush - all of which weren't answered and went straight through to voicemail.  According to the receptionist, she was 'dealing with other calls at the time'. 

Anyway, to cut to the chase - nothing happened between Melody and I as we were both too stressed out to fck. A quick call to Lush and a few choice words were exchanged with the receptionist that basically means; I won't be using or will be allowed to use the shower of $hit outfit that is Lush Leeds.  Apparently, a 'Premier Escort Agency' - according to the website.  Yeah, right. 

Tip for agency:

Purchase a dictionary look up the meaning of - ORGANIZE

Once absorbed - utilize !!!

Oh, and another thing fellow punters.  Make sure you get Tony's approval if you fancy a meet with Melody, we think he's starting to develop a little bit of a soft spot for his star pupil. 

[PussyLover789]

Been a member since september 2016 and hasnt had a punt yet 

[guvnor]

Been a member since september 2016 and hasnt had a punt yet 

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[yorkieyorkie]

Lush calendar is all over the place. Girls turn up when they like and it’s a joke.

Facially how is Melody OP?

I can’t believe the booking didn’t go ahead.

[FLYING BLUE]

I can't recall seeing anything on here that's been even remotely positive about this agency

[guvnor]

Lush calendar is all over the place. Girls turn up when they like and it’s a joke.

Facially how is Melody OP?

I can’t believe the booking didn’t go ahead.

Hi MrYY,

In response to your post, looks are all subjective as you know, but I personally found her to be visually stunning.

I still can't believe all this has happened because the top dog couldn't be ar$ed to send her a message after I phoned up.  Beggars belief it really does.  So much for leading by example.  They need to employ more people like Trisha who happily sends a confirmation text - generally within the hour.

Hey ho, life moves on I guess.

[Biggy7]

First time post but felt I had to jump in on this as only a day earlier then said event I too suffered at the hands of this "company". 

Had a few meets in the past and to be fair to the ladies, the time spent has been amazing.  However, not one has been on time and my last (definitely last) visit I just gave up on as no call backs to say when the lady was ready so was left in the dark.  In fact, it's now exactly 72 hours on and I'm still waiting to find out if she's ready.. 

I feel sorry for the ladies here as from experience they seem really professional and keen to do the job, but are clearly being let down by this agency.  It's a goodbye from me too.

[mrfishyfoo]

First time post but felt I had to jump in on this as only a day earlier then said event I too suffered at the hands of this "company". 

Had a few meets in the past and to be fair to the ladies, the time spent has been amazing.  However, not one has been on time and my last (definitely last) visit I just gave up on as no call backs to say when the lady was ready so was left in the dark.  In fact, it's now exactly 72 hours on and I'm still waiting to find out if she's ready.. 

I feel sorry for the ladies here as from experience they seem really professional and keen to do the job, but are clearly being let down by this agency.  It's a goodbye from me too.

Bye bye leech.....missing ya already. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Well today's been interesting for all the wrong reasons. 

I booked a 1/2 hr incall with Melody for tonight with the Tony (proprietor of Lush Leeds) @ 11.18am.  As I discovered later, said booking was not passed on to Melody until 15mins prior by the receptionist.  Now, once I'm in the apartment I find out that Melody had been in Leeds practically 1 hr before the meet, but nothing was said to her ??? Why is this I wonder - suspected reason later.

I too had been waiting over half an hour for an update and made in total five calls to Lush - all of which weren't answered and went straight through to voicemail.  According to the receptionist, she was 'dealing with other calls at the time'. 

Anyway, to cut to the chase - nothing happened between Melody and I as we were both too stressed out to fck. A quick call to Lush and a few choice words were exchanged with the receptionist that basically means; I won't be using or will be allowed to use the shower of $hit outfit that is Lush Leeds.  Apparently, a 'Premier Escort Agency' - according to the website.  Yeah, right. 

Tip for agency:

Purchase a dictionary look up the meaning of - ORGANIZE

Once absorbed - utilize !!!

Oh, and another thing fellow punters.  Make sure you get Tony's approval if you fancy a meet with Melody, we think he's starting to develop a little bit of a soft spot for his star pupil. 

Posted by a jealous castoff IMHO. 

....which of Emmanuelles EX whores are you ?? 

[guvnor]

Who rattled your cage Pissy Poo !

What's up ?, couldn't you find your cheap Romanian unicorn today ?

Get a life.

Oh and another thing, stop using so many emojis on everything you post. It looks crap you big girl !

[mrfishyfoo]

Who rattled your cage Pissy Poo !

What's up ?, couldn't you find your cheap Romanian unicorn today ?

Get a life.

Oh and another thing, stop using so many emojis on everything you post. It looks crap you big girl !

Here we go again. 

[yorkieyorkie]

Hi MrYY,

In response to your post, looks are all subjective as you know, but I personally found her to be visually stunning.

I still can't believe all this has happened because the top dog couldn't be ar$ed to send her a message after I phoned up.  Beggars belief it really does.  So much for leading by example.  They need to employ more people like Trisha who happily sends a confirmation text - generally within the hour.

Hey ho, life moves on I guess.

Thanks for responding. So she’s facially stunning but you still didn’t do anything. Hats off to your will power 

[mrfishyfoo]

Thanks for responding. So she’s facially stunning but you still didn’t do anything. Hats off to your will power 

Really !!!

I call BULLSHIT !!!

[midlandz_boy88]

Theres a melody in the bham branch. Is she the same one