Vivago in Budapest and Warsaw - the good, the bad and the downright ugly

[Vivago]

In Warsaw for a few days and a little to report. Had a brace of abysmal punts in Budapest, one from rosszlanyok and one from a escort agency. The former was so mechanical, I’m sure that I heard her gears crunching. Oral was covered, no kissing at all or RO. I had booked and paid for an hour but she wanted to fuck off off after the first turgid round and I was so pissed off with her attitude that I was glad to see the back of her. Useless cunt. So if you are in Budapest and fancy a punt, steer well clear of External Link/Members Only.

Secondly give an almighty swerve to this escort agency and in particularly this slag External Link/Members Only. After my first disappointment, I thought it couldn’t get any worse. WRONG.  I booked an hour with Suzan and when she arrived, she looked sufficiently similar to her site photos, that I made the fatal mistake of letting her in. I won’t attempt to describe just how awful the punt was but it was so bad that matey down below threw a hissy fit and positively refused to wake up and come out to play. As I said, she bore a passing resemblance to the hot chick in the photos but in stronger light it was clear that the resemblance was that of Dianne Abbott to Naomi Campbell. I can’t describe the punt, the memory of it is too fresh and painful and I want to erase it from my mind.

So I arrived in Warsaw determined not to be turned over again so I abandoned my initial plan to use online sites such as Odloty. I had no intention of falling again for the illusory promise of cheap sex offered in these sites. So I went back to the known and reliable services of Seeking Arrangement and quickly found a genuine post graduate sinology student (sinology is not the study of sinuses as I rather stupidly first thought but the study of the Chinese language and culture). How did I know she was genuine? Because on the evidence of the information she gave me, I donned my deerstalker hat and by a process of logical deduction that would have Dr Watson cooing was able to find her actual Facebook and Instagram pages. And by fuck she sure is a hottie and on meeting gave me an unforgettable two hours of top bonking which wiped completely the memory of the dreadful Budapest punts from my mind. Okay it cost a bit more than Odloty tarts charge but not overtly so. Some of the hot chicks on SA here do ask silly money but it is easy to find more pragmatic girls who are not holding out for such big bucks. I have another lined up for before I leave and hopefully this will be as good.

Here is the sinologist. Top totty.

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[joe diddley]

Looking at and reading about your sinologist in Warsaw, all I can say is "corrrr!"

[Zooms]

Thanks for the report. I am very jealous mate!

[THEPRINCE1127]

Loving the Sinologist dude and can't wait for the next instalment 

[Helloyou75001]

How much you paid for the different girls?

[Thexan]

She looks stunning, just wanted to ask what sort of pictures did you use for your profile and any advice on how to weed out the non genuine to non genuine? Also if you don’t mind me asking how did you find her social media?

Thanks

[Vivago]

She looks stunning, just wanted to ask what sort of pictures did you use for your profile and any advice on how to weed out the non genuine to non genuine? Also if you don’t mind me asking how did you find her social media?

Thanks

I used pictures of me although I only have pics in my private gallery on SA. Weeding out the genuine from the scammers is purely a matter of instinct although it makes it a lot easier if you can access social media pages.

I did a little detective work to find her social media. She told me that she had graduated in May and sent me a single photo from that day. In it she is stood outside a building which had a sign on it in Polish which appeared to give the department and university at which she studied. I just typed in the information into a facebook search and came up with the pages of her university department. A quick scroll through them for May revealed a photo with her present and linked to her personal facebook profile. Elementary, dear Watson.

I gave her 250 euros for 2+ hours. Expensive but worth every penny.

[Thexan]

I used pictures of me although I only have pics in my private gallery on SA. Weeding out the genuine from the scammers is purely a matter of instinct although it makes it a lot easier if you can access social media pages.

I did a little detective work to find her social media. She told me that she had graduated in May and sent me a single photo from that day. In it she is stood outside a building which had a sign on it in Polish which appeared to give the department and university at which she studied. I just typed in the information into a facebook search and came up with the pages of her university department. A quick scroll through them for May revealed a photo with her present and linked to her personal facebook profile. Elementary, dear Watson.

I gave her 250 euros for 2+ hours. Expensive but worth every penny.

Thanks for your reply really appreciate it and that’s pretty decent detective work wouldn’t have thought of that. Hope it’s not too much to ask but do you mind pm her contact number or her SA account, might come in handy if I’m ever in that part of the world. I totally understand if you rather not, thanks for the advice i’ll make sure to take it on board.

[Heph]

Outstanding accounts - crisply written little treasures.

[Vivago]

Thanks for your reply really appreciate it and that’s pretty decent detective work wouldn’t have thought of that. Hope it’s not too much to ask but do you mind pm her contact number or her SA account, might come in handy if I’m ever in that part of the world. I totally understand if you rather not, thanks for the advice i’ll make sure to take it on board.

I'd rather not but if you pm me your email address so that the trust works both ways, then I will.