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Offline Iloveoral

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No suprised here, fancied a late night Chinese and made a call to an ad I had notice pop up, it was about 10.45pm so works late, asked for a meet in 20 mins, was sent a postcode and street name that didn’t match up, she’s on Woodside Road, a stones throw away from Poni.

Main road parking free, house all dark, thought I had the wrong place, Chinese guy opens the door, no words exchanged, he just points up the stairs to which I walk, the bedroom door is open, room stinks of fags, she’s not the 23 years old I knew wouldn’t be there more mid 40’s, b cup tits aren’t too bad, body a big battered, not the ugliest girl on the planet but certainly fucksble especially at 11pm

£60 for 30 mins paid, stripped off and in for a kiss, no kissing.
On the bed she plays up the usual £20 for owo I say no thanks, she very quickly says £10 and I agree, tried to explain when I paid her the £60 she said it was included but quickly forgot and struggled with English  :lol:
So were naked on the bed I go in for the sticky fingers to be told no, I say I understand not to put in, im only outside touching, I’m told no touching at all.
Moving on to sucking her tits, guess what.... also not available for download. I ask if she is joking she says no and I’m 50/50 if it’s time to cut my losses as it’s going one way.

She starts the owo licking the balls first before moving up the shaft, this isn’t bad, no great but certainly not bad. She on the helmet on sucking like a good’un, trying and making the sounds it’s real deep but it’s not, fair attempt I genuinely believe she gave it what she could just wasn’t great at it.

Condom on for mish, few minutes in, im less that excited about the meet so far and starting to droop  the condom has done a vanishing act.....
She notices about the same time I gasp “oh” and she has a panic attack on the floor trying to push and piss the condom out of her, a serious moment but actually quite funny to see her go into emergency piss on the floor mode, clearly she’s not a barebacker.

She pulls it out and moans at me in Chinese I reply do you have another and she looks at me like I’ve just shit in her handbag, I say that ones no good now, a lot of Chinese abuse later I get a condom that’s pulled so far down my bollox are now waterproof, and fair dincome.

Many positions later after her constantly telling me you cum quick, I finally do. It became painful to constantly hear time nearly up 15 mins into a 30 min booking.

Took the condom off to wank over her tits but she said come in tissue.... I aim for the tissue with no intentions of finishing there and at perfect timing launch the attach at her, getting her face and hair, accidentally of course  :D

I’m out the door and back in the car in exactly 30 mins of calling her for the door number.

Obviously a trip up the GUM is next on the list, will give it a fortnight first  :(

I think this is the people that were over in Beeston Roland’s a few years back, same set up with the guy downstairs etc.
Typical Chinese fuck and dump, nothing special, weekly turnaround...

For the lack of efforts d restricted services I’m on the fence between neg/neutral (not her fault for the condom incident so that’s not judged in the rating) but feel I won’t returns for that reason only going for a red card.

The pictures are possibly real of her sadly.
« Last Edit: July 31, 2018, 06:56:44 pm by Iloveoral »

Offline NervousJ

Sounds awful Mr ILO. I saw this ad and just assumed it would be the usual Beeston town centre place.

I might this one a miss, possible a hidden gem may turn up one week I guess.

Offline RogerBoner

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This new one sounds like the others, Nether Street, George Street and Cranbrook House plumber another. Maybe she'd been prodded too many times by 11.00pm. Less than 50% are good punts with the Chinese. There is the excitement of the unknown and the positive surprise when a good punt occurs. At Nether Street I particularly remember Lucy the Squirter and half Japanese Angel.

I've been playing my reviews of the Chinese on the thread relating to the  Chinese/Thai/Oriental weekly switch joints thread that's now slipped to page 3.

It can be a laugh sometimes.  ILO this isn't the first time the johnny has come off is it  :lol: