Author Topic: You know you're a punter when....  (Read 3640 times)

rbh

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You read UKIP in the papers as uk punting.

You check ukpunting before you check your oniine bank account.

Offline rpg

You know you're a punter in both senses of the word when you read AW as "all-weather"

DaveMugabe

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Offline Jimmyredcab

You look at the cashier in Barclay's and work out how much you would pay her.

Online hendrix

You look at the cashier in Barclay's and work out how much you would pay her.

Yep, this :D

You take money out of your betting bank and put it in your punting bank :cool:

DaveMugabe

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You look at the cashier in Barclay's and work out how much you would pay her.
You look at any woman in the service industry and work out whehter you would (just any bloke I guess) AND how much

You leave the house immaculately groomed in below average clothes

Tony Montana

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You look at the cashier in Barclay's and work out how much you would pay her.

Yeah I was thinking exactly that with the till girl in waitrose this morning. She had a certain filth factor and I would have loved to tell her she can earn 10 times what waitrose pay her

Offline ik8133

You see a car registration with the letters OWO (and I have done) on it have you just have to have a quiet chuckle to yourself!


You look at the cashier in Barclay's and work out how much you would pay her.

And whether she'll accept BARCLAYCARD   :D

You take money out of your betting bank and put it in your punting bank :cool:

There are some punts I've had on AW where I would have been better off betting on the horses...or dogs!!

You look at the cashier in Barclay's and work out how much you would pay her.

Hey, I did that too... and I reckoned £150/hr! But then she knows how much I have in the account!!

.... and I still enjoy a walk around M&S  ;)

Offline adindas

Eating and licking exotic meat (e.g.p*s*y) is already part of your diet , lol .....  :rolleyes:
You are assuming a prossie you are visiting like to taste exotic sausages ....

jcdmj12

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An attractive Romanian girl who waylays you in the shopping centre to try to sell you some fancy cosmetics asks "have you ever met a Romanian girl before?" as part of her flirty sales patter, and you start laughing because you want to reply "actually yes, I've had sex with several.  I prefer Hungarians."

Wiltsboy01

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You leave the house immaculately groomed in below average clothes


Haha yeah and you have beautifully shaved balls and what could pass for a tidy little muff :)

Offline Ali Katt

You learn a second language, just to catch a prossie out.

Online Corus Boy

When reading the morning paper you see a TV review for a programme called Doggie Styling and you instantly turn to read the review, only to find that it's about a Poodle Parlour  :dash:

Offline Ali Katt

When reading the morning paper you see a TV review for a programme called Doggie Styling and you instantly turn to read the review, only to find that it's about a Poodle Parlour  :dash:
That one caught me out as well. Also, you scour TV listing for programmes related to the paid sex industry and you watch to see if you've visited the locations featured.

Gordo987

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You look at the cashier in Barclay's and work out how much you would pay her.

Not just Barclay's, Natwest, Tesco, M&S, Asda and even Aldi (sorry, I'm a hopeless case) :cool:

Gordo987

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Hey, I did that too... and I reckoned £150/hr! But then she knows how much I have in the account!!

.... and I still enjoy a walk around M&S  ;)

Have you been a Boots recently?  :yahoo:

Rochdull lad

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You see a car registration with the letters OWO (and I have done) on it have you just have to have a quiet chuckle to yourself!

Or you see a Car Registration WG53***, as I did earlier this afternoon and wonder if it's someone from AW with a Personalised plate! ;)

Nemo

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You look at the cashier in Barclay's and work out how much you would pay her.

Sounds like I need to change my bank.

With a hangover hard-on, the women in Greggs will do me.
Another sign is going strangely quiet when prostitution crops ups, in say the French conversation group.

Offline ik8133

....all you want to spend that money you received at Christmas is on your next punt!  :)

mystery7

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.............You can spot a WG in the street.

mystery7

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Even when there on civvie errands  :lol:

Offline Ali Katt

With it being Christmas time, the word Snowball makes me think of something other than the Advocaat based drink.

Tjkooker

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Tunnocks do a cracking snowball too  :thumbsup: