Helen @ Lotus Spa - Newbury

[$woody$]

I recently (last week of July 2018) visited Lotus Spa External Link/Members Only
Called and booked a same day appointment with ~1 hour notice. Parked in Eight Bells pay and display car park (charges payable every day including weekends and bank holidays) which is a one minute walk away.
Masseuse was Helen. Skinny, middle aged (I'd say 50 plus or minus 5 years in either direction), small tits and nipples, not particularly attractive but not bad, unshaven downstairs, good English. 1 hour massage in the room at the top of the building was £40. Massage was OK, a bit more than a gentle stroke but not particularly skillfully done. A few sensual touches. Naked HR was another £40, delivered adequately but with too many moans and too much "oh yeah baby" for my liking.
Having read some previous positive reviews about this place I was disappointed with my experience.

[xxxdavidxxx]

I’ve been to lotus 4 times but it’s getting. Worse
The ladies are getting older
And it’s so disorganised
You will get B.B. for 40 quid but I had to decline
Last time just could not get excited
Too old and not attractive at all
Plus the maid cane and was talking to her through the door

[conway_hound]

Bit of a mixed bag there. My last post in response to another punters review was full of praise for Sophie, but as I say very pick n mix. On one occasion some trout called Mandy wouldn't even let me drop my pants, growled, "massage only" and had the pleasantness of a smouldering turd. Complained to the manager who explained that she had bust up with her BF.

[Avg_Joe]

I’ve been to lotus 4 times but it’s getting. Worse
The ladies are getting older
And it’s so disorganised
You will get B.B. for 40 quid but I had to decline
Last time just could not get excited
Too old and not attractive at all
Plus the maid cane and was talking to her through the door

i have a neutral to write, and i can fully agree with the top 3 points david says