Author Topic: Pear @ Royal Orchid Thai massage, Crewe.  (Read 11736 times)

Offline Schpdoinkle

Hope this is OK for my first review.

I had some free time the other day between meetings and after loads of recommendations on this site (thanks everyone) I settled on the Royal Orchid in Crewe only 5 minutes walk from the train station.

First impressions were very good. The place was spotlessly clean and well laid out. The receptionist explained the various services on offer. I chose the one hour oil massage for £40 (30 mins were available at £30). Paperwork was taken care of at the desk and I was offered a drink and a shower assured the clock wouldn’t start until I was in the room! I had a drink and the three girls on duty joined me and we had a giggle. Good start.

Shower was taken and I went to the room and was soon joined by the lovely Pear. Pear is in her late twenties, early thirties (so hard to put an age on Asian ladies). The massage was great, firm but not too heavy. After about 15 mins the talk got round to the main event. The happy ending! A price was agreed (a further £20, total of £80 paid) in the room with Pear and the style of massage changed into a full body massage. Pear rubbed her oily tits all over me spending lots of time around my dick and when I was asked to turn over she done the same to my face. Well done so far Pear.

Soon, Pear inquired if I had ever experienced a 4 handed massage. She explained what it involved and how much it would cost (£20). I took her up on her offer and she left the  room and came back in with Wa-wa, dressed very smartly in her tunic and baggy pants (not that she, or Pear remained fully clothed for long!).

We moved onto business with lots of warm used, open access touching encouraged. Wa-Wa seemed to love the fingering of her clit. Pretty sure she came from both of our touches. Pears nipples were very suckable I have to say.

All too soon, it was time to cum, an expert prostrate massage by Wa-Wa made sure there were loads to go around. The girls cleaned me up with tissues and warm towels. The offer of a shower was taken up and I left a very happy punter. As I was walking out the door Wa-Wa kissed me on the cheek and told me to ask for her next time. I got the impression there may be more on offer if she likes you.

Will I return? With the experience I had I’ll be booking my next meeting in Crewe very soon.



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Confused.

Are you saying £40 (massage) + £20 (HE) + £20 (2nd girl) = £80 and they both got naked for no extra charge?

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I am totally confused how much i  total?

Offline Schpdoinkle

Sorry, first review. Should have made it clearer!

First girl Pear started off topless only, baggy pants later disappeared somehow. Second girl, Wa-Wa stripped off just after entering the room. Yes, total of £80 paid. New to the punting scene so unsure of getting ripped off by them but I was happy with the price I paid.

Not sure if it’s relevant but I can speak Thai (used to work in BKK, lucky me) and know how it works over there. The girls seemed to pick up on my ”poot passa Thai nitnoy” and maybe that made the difference?

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Sorry, first review. Should have made it clearer!

First girl Pear started off topless only, baggy pants later disappeared somehow. Second girl, Wa-Wa stripped off just after entering the room. Yes, total of £80 paid. New to the punting scene so unsure of getting ripped off by them but I was happy with the price I paid.

Not sure if it’s relevant but I can speak Thai (used to work in BKK, lucky me) and know how it works over there. The girls seemed to pick up on my ”poot passa Thai nitnoy” and maybe that made the difference?

Could you give an English translation please.  :hi: (my Google translator has a habit of backfiring on me), it might help for future Thai encounters.  ;)

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Could you give an English translation please.  :hi: (my Google translator has a habit of backfiring on me), it might help for future Thai encounters.  ;)

Tried to look up the translation myself. :unknown:
« Last Edit: July 30, 2018, 11:43:35 pm by Goldfinch »

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Tried to look up the translation myself. :unknown:

I'll race you to it!  :lol:

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Hang on Pear & wa-wa are mentioned. Did he have a duo?

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You are a legend!  :drinks:

 :cool:

Yes,Wa Wa came in the room later on (not literally I don't think :wackogirl:)-I'll let you make the change to the title,if it's not done already-it's getting late,time to sign off. :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: July 31, 2018, 12:53:06 am by Goldfinch »

Offline Schpdoinkle

Life lesson. You never get a second chance to make a first impression!  :D

Yes, it was a duo (for the 10-15 mins anyway lol) and i’m no Tom Cruise. I do know what makes Thai ladies work to their best. Respect, cleanliness, good heart and good manners go a long way. Treat them well and you’ll be rewarded. Learn the lingo. It seriously opens doors and maybe other orifices  :D

Just goes to show if you put the effort in you’ll be well rewarded!  :lol:

As a matter of interest just how much effort do people put into speaking another language on this site or do we all expect them to be fluent in English?  :dash:

Offline Sjscheshire

I’m rubbish with names, was wa wa young or old? I think I saw her and yes  :wacko: :wacko:
I seen pear before and she goes all out but does collect the notes for her trouble £20 for each extra

Offline happyending

Sorry, first review. Should have made it clearer!

First girl Pear started off topless only, baggy pants later disappeared somehow. Second girl, Wa-Wa stripped off just after entering the room. Yes, total of £80 paid. New to the punting scene so unsure of getting ripped off by them but I was happy with the price I paid.

Not sure if it’s relevant but I can speak Thai (used to work in BKK, lucky me) and know how it works over there. The girls seemed to pick up on my ”poot passa Thai nitnoy” and maybe that made the difference?

£80  for a 4 handed massage (ok not for the full hour) with both ladies out of their clothes seems a bit of a bargain to me. Have I got this correct?
May have to re visit the place if so.

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Sounds too cheap although not been here for a while does Boom the owner still work here or just the nantwich shop?
Banned reason: No contribution to site with reviews but obviously active in almost 5 years
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Offline ilovitbig

Things must be changing there, nothing more than H/E was the norm.

Offline Logamimo

Its competition from Brooklyn's just along the road.

Offline simonargos

Schdoinkle did well there.....i'm a regular at Royal Orchid and know these girls well, I've never got them to strip off.

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Its competition from Brooklyn's just along the road.

Why should that be different now than in previous years?

Offline Roodboy867

Schdoinkle did well there.....i'm a regular at Royal Orchid and know these girls well, I've never got them to strip off.
Or is there some artistic license going on in the review. I have been to Royal Orchid many times in the past, always been polite, respectful, friendly and spotlessly clean and never have any stripped off, asking or otherwise and never any more touching than the arse yet here he is getting two of them naked on a first visit and not paying extra....hmmmmmm

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Or is there some artistic license going on in the review. I have been to Royal Orchid many times in the past, always been polite, respectful, friendly and spotlessly clean and never have any stripped off, asking or otherwise and never any more touching than the arse yet here he is getting two of them naked on a first visit and not paying extra....hmmmmmm

Haven’t been, but this thread seems to suggest otherwise.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=195377.msg2025343#msg2025343

Offline simonargos

in response to roodboy and the wave......I've found that when the girls at royal orchid get to know you after many visits, they do allow touching all over, but in my experience never took their clothes off

Offline simonargos

Just to follow up. I had a massage with wa wa last week, I tried to get her to strip and offered plenty of ££'s, she was very pleasant about it but would not take me up on the offer. Superb massage and HE though.

Offline Rowlanp

I have never managed to get the ladies to strip either even after many visits.


Offline Schpdoinkle

As I said in my review I made an effort to get them at ease by speaking their language. It paid me back big time to learn the Thai ways.....

How many people on here do the same to learn the lingo, or do we all expect our SP’s to speak our language?

Interesting poll that someone more knowledgeable maybe set up for the site?

Chok Dee maak maak!

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As I said in my review I made an effort to get them at ease by speaking their language. It paid me back big time to learn the Thai ways.....

How many people on here do the same to learn the lingo, or do we all expect our SP’s to speak our language?

Interesting poll that someone more knowledgeable maybe set up for the site?

Chok Dee maak maak!

I do try to make the effort, but my Google translator fails me on occasion.

Do you have a translation please?

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"Interesting poll that someone more knowledgeable maybe set up for the site?"

I'm glad you learnt the lingo. :lol:

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I've just posted my review of Wa Wa, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=217408.0

I went on Sunday and reading a couple of posts since then I perhaps shouldn't be surprised the experience didn't live up to that of Schpdoinkle.

He was very, very fortunate in what happened and what he paid. With me Wa Wa wanted £40 for a handjob and a quick feel inside her bra.

Offline shaven4you

not sure on this one. ive been to royal orchid in crewe over 15 times over the past cpl of years
Ive seen Wa-Wa 3 times , the last time i tryed slipping my hand up her baggy trouser things and got my hand slapped away she finished the hj standing a good 2 ft away from the bed , it was a 90 min booking and was only 45 mins in.  Ive also asked does she do body to body and reply was a stragiht NO

Offline Excalibur

I do try to make the effort, but my Google translator fails me on occasion.

Do you have a translation please?
"poot passa Thai nitnoy” literally means "speak language thai a little bit” ie I can speak a little bit of Thai.

"Chock Dee mahk mahk" literally means "good luck very very" ie have very good luck.

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"poot passa Thai nitnoy” literally means "speak language thai a little bit” ie I can speak a little bit of Thai.

"Chock Dee mahk mahk" literally means "good luck very very" ie have very good luck.

Thank you kindly for the translation.   :hi:

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I’ve been here 15-20 times and seen most of the girls and never been offered anymore than a H/E, also if you have the 4 hands then you pay both girls £20

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I’ve been here 15-20 times and seen most of the girls and never been offered anymore than a H/E, also if you have the 4 hands then you pay both girls £20

Thank you for letting us know your experience.

Perhaps you could further enlighten us and post some reviews.

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Thank you for letting us know your experience.

Perhaps you could further enlighten us and post some reviews.

Most the places I’ve been already have reviews on them so didn’t want to start another thread, I thought commenting on the topic would be better