Author Topic: Samantha 2017 - Edinburgh  (Read 1425 times)


10 review(s) for BritishSammantha (4 positive, 1 neutral, 5 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline markwin

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From Reading, but I saw her this past weekend on tour in Edinburgh.

Ebony 5'6", petite size 8, 32c boobs. Facially attractive but not stunning. Photos accurate (but don't bother with the private gallery). Age 25... probably about right. Might even be a couple of years younger.

The photos and write-up looked and sounded alluring and I was feeling incredibly horny, the location was convenient to me, so although £90 for half an hour isn't cheap I thought I'd go for it.

Arrived spot on time, but on ringing the apartment bell was told to wait "a few seconds" (7 minutes) outside, as she had forgotten to wear the outfit (a white lingerie set) I'd requested. Could have been buzzed up and waited there, tbh. Felt awkward hanging around outside.

Inside she was wearing an ordinaryish white bra and panties (not the sexier lingerie in the AW pics)... and no stockings and heels "because it's too hot". Oh-oh. Friendly enough, but slightly hesitant... and there was absolutely no chemistry. For me, that's a key ingredient. I was offered a shower, even though I'd told her immediately on arrival that I had showered 15 minutes ago (cleanliness on both sides is important for me). "Oh, OK."

The initial kiss was more of a mouthy peck. She says on her profile that she "loves kissing", but you wouldn't have remotely guessed it from what I got. And that was it. Next I was offered a massage. Oh dear. After years of punting you know this ploy all too well, but I'd handed over the dosh and figured this might get me warmed up. Not really. To be fair, she has good hands and touch. There was a hint of sexiness in the technique, but that's being generous. She made it go on for about 10-15 mins.

I'd mentioned I liked giving oral, so that was next. She tasted sweet and has a nice shaved pussy... seemed to enjoy it, but the moans were fake. The rest was uneventful. Wasn't even offered a BJ, and by this time I was more in the mood to pop and go anyway. Asked her to lie next to me so that I could cum on her boobs. She crouched in an awkward position. I asked for some light tickling on my balls, which she did in an OK-ish fashion. I came - a good one... then she immediately rushed to the bathroom. Quel surprise. 

We chatted a bit at the end, at my instigation, but it was stilted. She said (fakely) that she'd be in touch when in Edinburgh again... though she has been claiming for a few weeks on her profile that she's 'retiring'. That should have been a warning in itself.

In summary, absolutely no responsiveness, and nothing in my experience to back up the claims of 'charming, kinky and eager to please'. None of the claimed intellectual spark (which I can find quite a turn-on) either.

Overall, a very disappointing experience and not a good use of the money. Others might be more fortunate... but I'd say: avoid.


Offline markwin

Apologies, I probably should have rated this negative... a totally 'meh', let-down experience. However, I suspect she'd be much better if you clicked with her (which might explain the mix of positive, neutral and negative reviews). But not for me. So I opted for a generous neutral. However, the review should speak for itself.

Offline DrConners

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Apologies, I probably should have rated this negative... a totally 'meh', let-down experience. However, I suspect she'd be much better if you clicked with her (which might explain the mix of positive, neutral and negative reviews). But not for me. So I opted for a generous neutral. However, the review should speak for itself.

I get your point markwin, if you do actually want it changed to a negative, report your review/post & ask for it to be changed, Other UKP members have the ability to do this without wasting Admins time.

Your punt, your review - your rating. Cheers for the review BTW - Honest & good detail IMO  :hi:

Offline markwin

I get your point markwin, if you do actually want it changed to a negative, report your review/post & ask for it to be changed, Other UKP members have the ability to do this without wasting Admins time.

Your punt, your review - your rating. Cheers for the review BTW - Honest & good detail IMO  :hi:

Thanks! Yep, I'd be glad for it to be turned to a negative. Cheers.

Offline Joe Tortolano

I get your point markwin, if you do actually want it changed to a negative, report your review/post & ask for it to be changed, Other UKP members have the ability to do this without wasting Admins time.

Your punt, your review - your rating. Cheers for the review BTW - Honest & good detail IMO  :hi:

Is that you Taz?  :lol:

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Is that you Taz?  :lol:
:lol: it wouldn’t be Taz, he only upgraded reviews  :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Fluffy shit that he was.  :thumbsdown:

Offline suckmyglock

A bag of potatoes sounds like a better proposition than her.