There seem to be more and more reviews of thai rub and tug places and I love a good massage and if it involved a few strokes in the usually off limits areas, what’s not to like?
I had things to do around wakefield so thought I’d give Rainbow Spa a try. I phoned them and was told one lady on and that I should make an appointment. She said to phone back when I knew I could get there so that’s what I did. I got a bit lost on the way and the strong accent on the other end of the phone may have been doing her best to help but eventually she texted me the full postal address and eventually I got there. Thankfully, about 30 seconds before the next guy who was told he would have to come back as fully booked.
Armed with the right information, the place is reasonably easy to spot and parking nearby on street is free and seemed safe.
The business area is up a flight of stairs which leads you to a tiny space above another street level shop. I was immediately hushed (but I will add she did it politely) with my apparently loud greeting. I was asked to leave my shoes at the entrance (OK?!?) and shown through to one of the two tiny rooms (couldn’t see into the other but presuming it was identical) which had a massage table in it and not much else (there really wasn't room!).
I talked briefly with the receptionist who took my money (I asked for 60 mins massage £40) and she said I should wait in the room.
The lady who then came in introduced herself as Jojo. Standard far eastern looks, slim figure and not very flattering kit so I couldn’t get a proper look at her shape. She was friendly and polite, and asked if I wanted soft, medium, or hard massage. I went for medium and she got on with it – starting, oddly enough, by wiping my arse. Gave is a couple of wipes with a wet wipe then to tissue.
Now it has to be said, I’m a bit of a massage snob. I’ve paid for proper massage before on many occasions and although Jojo did a nice rub down, I wouldn’t say she’s trained or qualified. That said, I can’t say it wasn’t a relaxing massage with a fair amount of attention paid to my undercarriage (the wet wipes used earlier now made sense) and eventually I was asked to turn over.
The stiffy pointing skywards let Jojo know that she’d been doing something right and with a smile on her face she gestured towards the fact she was slowly wanking me off and asked “Want me to do this?” She didn’t have to ask twice. It seemed like nothing else was on offer though. She said another £20 and to pay afterwards.
As she pulled me off, she kneeled onto the table and snuggled into me which let me get a handful of her arse but there was no getting inside the leggings she had on. The occasional shuffle allowed a hand full of tit (again, clothed) and the occasional kiss (not on the lips) was thrown about.
I fired my fat, she tidied up the mess and finished the massage which involved more undercarriage attention which was slowly leading to a lazy lob on by the time she’d done. There was a moment I thought she was lining herself up to ask for another £20!! but then my time was up. Pretty much to the minute.
She left the room while I dressed, at which point I had to wonder just how much massage oil they go through since I was now dripping with the stuff. I thought of asking for something to wipe myself down with but couldn’t be bothered in the end.
I emerged from the room with my extra £20 in hand (£40 for the massage, plus this meant £60 paid in total).
Verdict
I’m still torn as to whether I would repeat this or not. I do like a good rub down and £40 for an hour of that isn’t bad value on it’s own. The hand job was ok but I’ve been with lady Lana for her tantric massage which, although more expensive, I did enjoy more. Maybe if B2B had been on offer and I’d had a bit more to go at, I would feel differently. Maybe I’ll give it another go…..
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