Author Topic: Zen therapy Upminster Roxy  (Read 1527 times)

Offline D1j

Zen therapy Upminster.
Took a punt with Roxy. Never seen her before. She works fridays only.
She is Ee probably romanian. Mid to late 20s i'd guess. Has glasses (the secretary with glasses kind of look). Massage was more sensual and soft than the chinese ladies(I prefer it the chinese way) but was asked for extras after about 20 mins (I had a 1 hour massage). She gave me a poor attempt at a body to body massage for an extra £40 but was more like her sitting on top of my belly and chest with occasional boob rubbing. Turned away when i started playing with her poooosey. Service wernt great, i thought she looked really hot but didnt like how she asked for the £40 upfront once she asked me as it killed the wood.

Its a Neutral vote due to the pros and cons.

Pros
No fake sex sounds during the HE
Looked sexy with/without glasses nice body and skin tone(size 10ish tits average size)
Her glasses came off with her cloths

Cons
Massage was shit
Body to body was shit a little bit of tits on dick action
And the boner killer-making me get up while laying face down to pay her.

I may try her again incase I have met her on an off day

Offline dieseldriver

Thanks for that. Now on my avoid list. I've been to Zen few times, and have reviews on here. Haven't been for a couple on months, so will be asking on Sunday who's working? If Lauren working, then its a pussy licking session. If not, give it a miss for another time......   :P

Offline D1j

Maybe it was just an off day for her (Roxy). But Lauren's good. I like Apple the most as for £20 for extras I have had her suck and lick my balls, as well as fingerblasting her. Apple goes the extra mile.

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Lauren is exceptional in terms of skills and enthusiasm among staff of shops in and around London at the moment. But too much of a good thing ie it's always same service/pussy to dine on.

They need new staff! Both shops are handy for me, so it's very convenient.

Apple is grim looking, for me.

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Lauren is exceptional in terms of skills and enthusiasm among staff of shops in and around London at the moment. But too much of a good thing ie it's always same service/pussy to dine on.

They need new staff! Both shops are handy for me, so it's very convenient.

Apple is grim looking, for me.

You are correct about Lauren. But the thing I cant stand about Lauren is that the 10+ times I have seen her, she smells. Its quite an off putting smell and notice it more when she gets up ontop of me or when she first starts the massage standing in front of my head.

So far Apple hasnt had any odour like that and the enthusiasm that Apple puts in during the happy ending is amazing and great value for money.

Stopped seeing Lauren due to the smell. I have seen her earlly in the day, middle of the day and towards the end. And its always the same.

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You are correct about Lauren. But the thing I cant stand about Lauren is that the 10+ times I have seen her, she smells. Its quite an off putting smell and notice it more when she gets up ontop of me or when she first starts the massage standing in front of my head.

So far Apple hasnt had any odour like that and the enthusiasm that Apple puts in during the happy ending is amazing and great value for money.

Stopped seeing Lauren due to the smell. I have seen her earlly in the day, middle of the day and towards the end. And its always the same.

Smell as in BO, unsatisfactory femine hygeine or the more worrying STI odour?

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Offline dieseldriver

There's a recent post in the London reviews from a customer of Lauren's stating he fucked her? Seems doubtful as lots have said she always refuses. When asked, she always says we'll talk about it next time. But when the next time comes, still refuses!