So, here goes. Long time lurker, first review (more to follow, I promise).
Prepared for a roasting for this (my excuse is that I registered a couple of years ago during trial separation from wife, had a couple of punts then went back on the strait and narrow). Problems with DW now looking more permanent so have been back in the field for a couple of months. Mainly FBSM at the moment - joint problems mean :
(a) massage is a bonus, and
(b) shagging can, literally, be a pain!
Any (constructive) advice on review gratefully received
External Link/Members Only£80 for 1 hour massage and B2B+HE (massage only (+HE, I think) is £50/h)
A couple of weeks ago
Comms good: short notice booking by text (07864060405), 5pm on weekday. Replied after 30mins (said she had been with client) followed by quick exchange of texts regarding service/price and availability thereafter.
At my request, meet was 30mins 'real' massage and 30mins B2B.
Location: Incall, flat in mansion block over shops at junction of Woodhouse Rd and Colney Hatch Lane N11. I have visited flat before (reviews to follow) since it seems to be rotated between several FBSM providers. Clean flat, one bedroom is set up with massage table and bed, some attempt at atmospheric lighting. Bathroom down hall is basic but clean. Mixer rather than power shower, but works adequately. a few shower gels etc. Clean towel provided.
ReviewMeetAfter the usual gradual revelation of location (I'd already guessed), I was buzzed in. Met at door with smile and kiss on cheek. Led to room and finalised options. I wanted 30 mins 'proper' massage and 30 mins B2B. 'Maria' (says her name is really Maria) is Romanian, but speaks good english and is friendly but businesslike. Agreed £80 (same as for 1h B2B, but I needed the massage). Didn't actually pay till the end. Facially she is quite good looking (black hair, good cheekbones) without being stunning, probably late twenties early thirties?
ServiceHad a brief shower then I dried off and lay on massage table. Massage was a reasonably good 'relaxing' massage - I had to ask her to be a bit firmer. She mentioned having done a course in massage, which seemed credible. Towards the end, transition to B2B was signalled by some more sensual stroking, CC swipes and 'slips' of the hand under (though not full "reach-unders").
I moved to bed and Maria stripped off. She is medium height (maybe 5'6" or 5'7"), I'm not brilliant at sizes but around 10-12 (or more specifically, size 10 top half, size 12 bottom). Good, 'normal' figure (no flab, but not a gym-bunny). I'm not into giant breasts and hers were just right for me (natural, pert, B/C handful). Fully shaved.
Started with me face down, oiled me up then started where she had left off, gradually incorporating more B2B. Some nice nuzzling/kissing of my neck and ears (I wish more FBSM girls would do this!). Flipped over after 10-15 mins. oiled my front (but not so much on her -which is a pity since I think both looks good and eases the slides). Some nice sensual front-to front with neck kissing/nibbling both ways (but kissing lips subtly avoided), and grinding/rolling the little man between us. She moved to side and commenced a decent HJ alternated with rubbing him on her boobs (a nice trick was when she leant over and sort of slapped him from side to side between them). Gentle external fingers were allowed (but not v responsive) and an exploratory digit resulted in a quick 'no' and shift of position. I came slightly sooner than I (or she?) expected, but she was happy (after clean-up) to spend the last 5-10mins giving me a 'proper' massage on my front (which had been neglected earlier). I guess this is clock-watching (but in a good way), and I left a more 'relaxed, man after a full (i.e. 55 minute) hour
Very unscientific scores
face 7/10
Bod 7.5/10
Proper massage 6/10
B2b and HE 7.5/10
Attitude etc 8/10 (no BS, friendly, good english, a bit businesslike)
Responsiveness 4/10 (but might improve on re-visiting?)
Return: Yes, but as a plan B. (good service but a bit uninvolved)
Final note: not to be confused with Maria in Edgware (whom I haven't visited....yet)
Ok, this is the
final final note: this took me as long to write as the actual meet - overthinking - and I hope it's OK. "treat me well, lads"
