jessica eloise - Taken one for the team so you can avoid at all cost

[DaniloTheGiant]

Birmingham
Escort Profile: External Link/Members Only

This is my first review on here and it is very long but a nice read and warning. Been punting since the start of the year and luckily been getting some lovely service so was kinda horny today and decided to go for a cheapish punt, searched adult work and found this "jessica eloise" babe. So called her and arranged a meeting. Got to the venue and had to wait for almost half and hour before she came there so went around for a quick spin so was not really pissed about the long time wasted. Knock on the door expecting to see some hot 23 year old jessica but lo and behold some romanian lady in her 30's opened the door. This is where everything went south, the house stank so bad so trying to hold it in went to the toilet and saw SHIT in there, coupled with the fact  that this gal was so unsexy, i was struggling to have a boner (Note - am 24 years old so no erectile problems yet lol) anyway took off my clothes and then lay on the bed she just took of her pant and put a condom on me knob to give me the worst BLOWJOB EVER, i mean my wanks at home give me more satisfaction anyway told her to climb ontop and her pussy stank so bad coupled with A NASTY BODY ODOUR and this instantly killed my boner yet again anyway pretended to cum ( this was about 4 minutes into an hour booking) so i could get my stuff and runaway , Got dressed straightaway and ran as fast as i could so i could come write this review. This was £80 down the drain but hey if you pay for cheap service you get cheap i guess, you are better off at a parlour.

Avoid this lady at all cost as it is not the same person in the photo and her service is awful. Was so bad when i got home had to disinfect my balls lmao and has put me off punting for a long time. Peace out

[Jasonk71]

Barebacker  eeeewwwee

[DaniloTheGiant]

Barebacker  eeeewwwee

Lmao bet she doesnt offer that just there to attract people but trust me you are better off wanking to porn than goin down on her

[Jayd86]

You had 3 red flags to leave mate. Most obvious one was not the same girl, others were the place stank and shit was left in the toilet. You have to be really horny to ignore all those things.

[PUNTY43]

Thanks for the warning but it's a bit unnecessary as far as I'm concerned because the fact that she has barebacking on her likes list means that I would instantly dismiss her without any further information.

[pbrown355]

Advice for Danilo. Get into the habit of walking if any of the aforementioned red flags are flying. If Bareback is on the likes list then do not visit anyway. Even if it's on there "by accident" then it indicates a lack of care/professionalism and/or profile written by Sergei.
I've been punting longer and walking is still difficult, but only once have I ever thought it was the wrong decision.
I hope this helps.

[dog999]

Birmingham
Escort Profile: External Link/Members Only

This is my first review on here and it is very long but a nice read and warning. Been punting since the start of the year and luckily been getting some lovely service so was kinda horny today and decided to go for a cheapish punt, searched adult work and found this "jessica eloise" babe. So called her and arranged a meeting. Got to the venue and had to wait for almost half and hour before she came there so went around for a quick spin so was not really pissed about the long time wasted. Knock on the door expecting to see some hot 23 year old jessica but lo and behold some romanian lady in her 30's opened the door. This is where everything went south, the house stank so bad so trying to hold it in went to the toilet and saw SHIT in there, coupled with the fact  that this gal was so unsexy, i was struggling to have a boner (Note - am 24 years old so no erectile problems yet lol) anyway took off my clothes and then lay on the bed she just took of her pant and put a condom on me knob to give me the worst BLOWJOB EVER, i mean my wanks at home give me more satisfaction anyway told her to climb ontop and her pussy stank so bad coupled with A NASTY BODY ODOUR and this instantly killed my boner yet again anyway pretended to cum ( this was about 4 minutes into an hour booking) so i could get my stuff and runaway , Got dressed straightaway and ran as fast as i could so i could come write this review. This was £80 down the drain but hey if you pay for cheap service you get cheap i guess, you are better off at a parlour.

Avoid this lady at all cost as it is not the same person in the photo and her service is awful. Was so bad when i got home had to disinfect my balls lmao and has put me off punting for a long time. Peace out

First impressions and trust your instinct , then fuck off quick!.

[alibirmingham]

Surprised you stayed as long as you did 

Plenty of excuses to walk but lesson learned i guess, Another way of holding onto your hard earned for WG's that work for it is to book 15 min or 30 mins. If they are good the return is when you can book the hour.

At 24 years old 30 mins should be enough for a good fuck unless your into double pops and all the foreplay etc.

[DaniloTheGiant]

Advice for Danilo. Get into the habit of walking if any of the aforementioned red flags are flying. If Bareback is on the likes list then do not visit anyway. Even if it's on there "by accident" then it indicates a lack of care/professionalism and/or profile written by Sergei.
I've been punting longer and walking is still difficult, but only once have I ever thought it was the wrong decision.
I hope this helps.

Thanks for the advice mate, as a fellow man you know sometimes our balls think before our brains haha but am kind of happy with the incident as it should put me off punting for a while

[DaniloTheGiant]

Surprised you stayed as long as you did 

Plenty of excuses to walk but lesson learned i guess, Another way of holding onto your hard earned for WG's that work for it is to book 15 min or 30 mins. If they are good the return is when you can book the hour.

At 24 years old 30 mins should be enough for a good fuck unless your into double pops and all the foreplay etc.

Yeah from now on if i ever go punting again will be 30 minutes first, the reason for 1 hour booking was that the first time ever punted that was what i did and stuck with that ever since without having any probkem till now