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Offline what-a man

Some one please tell me this is not true and please make sure you've had lunch before reading this. I respect the phrase 'each to their own' but I just cant help it.  :scare:

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She rimmed a guy, as he prepared himself to shit

 :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline vorian

I would be the first to say that everyone is entitled to pay for what they want as long as all involved are consenting. I can just about get my head around watersports. I see the appeal of the dom/sub aspect of pissing on a WG and the feeling of relief and the sexual thrill of it. Shit or puke hmmm personally  no thanks, what about the health implications. Human urine is pretty disease free but human shit is full of compounds that your body does not want. I don't think eating it or getting it near your mucous membranes would do much for your overall health.

Saying that the WG's service seemed to please the punters. After all getting a quality service and value for money is what we all hope for whatever kinks we have.   
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Offline portable

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Once the shitting began

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Offline jawill

I agree each to their own. .... I remember going to a hardsports party naughty girl soph was holding in Bristol many years ago, not to participate but to do photos for her. It was a plush hotel and she had covered everything in plastic sheets. All I can remember was the smell once it all started, omg, I had to leave I just felt so sick. I couldn't understand why someone would wantsomeone else's shit in their mouths, and then for a guy to have a bj with someone else's shit in her mouth, I mean come on, disease!!!!!

Apparently after I left , and after someone else went in, there was a complaint from someone walking past about the stench coming from the room. The hotel staff went up, found the room in the state it was in and kicked them all out while charging her card for the cleaning bill. 

Urgh 

Offline portable

Saying that the WG's service seemed to please the punters. After all getting a quality service and value for money is what we all hope for whatever kinks we have.   

Of course.

Personally I don't understand watersports at all, but apparently urine is sterile, so it's perhaps not as unhygienic as it sounds, but hardsports? As you say, if that's what people are into and it's consensual, fine, but it's completely alien and baffling to me. I'm kind of fascinated by their need to indulge in it though. Curious to how you find out you get turned on by playing with, and potentially ingesting feces.


Offline PuntingPete

Well I guessed correctly who's profile it was before looking at it. Louise has been doing these sort of parties for years, I met her in the early days ( I didn't know then she was into scat, piss & vomit) & she was as fit as a butchers dog.
Why does she do this type of stuff?
It's just beyond me  :vomit:

Offline Steve2

It's actually a girl called Louise Hunter who has been about for years but now with a name change

Offline jawill

Just to clear up the myth about urine being sterile...... Generally it is yes. But if the girl has a STD and her urine goes into yourpee hole, then it can be transferred. Ghonnorreah can also live at the back ofthe throat, so if you allow urine in the mouth........  Also, urine can contain traces of blood if the girl has had a rough Fuck or is coming off our about to have her time of the month, so there are some considerations to take into account..... I would say if you are going to receive ws then cover itwith a rubber .

Offline PuntingPete

Ha! Just read the FR -
From a guy called LatexToilet, he goes to a scat & piss party and puts on the FR "Hardsports & Watersports" (Unexpected)   :dash:

I rimmed Kira's ass hole deeply while she rimmed another chap preparing to shit, she tasted great, with other peoples piss running down her back too. Ooh!  :vomit: :vomit:


Online smiths

It's actually a girl called Louise Hunter who has been about for years but now with a name change

Thats weird Steve we only talked about her the other week, i dont recognise her and no mention of Tiffany that i saw. ;)

Online smiths

Some one please tell me this is not true and please make sure you've had lunch before reading this. I respect the phrase 'each to their own' but I just cant help it.  :scare:

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewFieldReport.asp?FRID=83954

It is true as Steve recognises her and we discussed her together and a WG called Tiffany Love that she has worked with who i punted with at LMP Parties in 2009, and who also does scat. And Tiffany was a very nice woman, had a cut class home counties accent and dressed like a librarian when not working. I do recall her saying she wanted to try everything, clearly she has few boundaries.

These people are dirt bags in my view, but there must be a market for it, and whenever thats the case someone will offer such a thing.

Offline broksonic

Well I guessed correctly who's profile it was before looking at it. Louise has been doing these sort of parties for years, I met her in the early days ( I didn't know then she was into scat, piss & vomit) & she was as fit as a butchers dog.
Why does she do this type of stuff?
It's just beyond me  :vomit:

Because she is a sick disgusting bitch .   Rimming is bad enough as it is but doing it while someone is shitting is absolutely disgusting and extremely unhygienic  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
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Offline rpg

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Saying that the WG's service seemed to please the punters. After all getting a quality service and value for money is what we all hope for whatever kinks we have.   

Above quote from Vorian, arguably the most sensible and mature post ever on this site. I'm not into hard sports or many other fetishes but to abuse the practice on a punters forum where the ethos is "where the punter comes first" is immature and boring.

Offline Steve2

Thats weird Steve we only talked about her the other week, i dont recognise her and no mention of Tiffany that i saw. ;)

I did a google search on one of her pics. I think Tiffany has moved on now

If an escort is doing water sports and hard sports, we know what they do for water sports, drink plenty of water, but what do they do for hard sports, is there something they eat specially for this

Bran flakes, prunes, or if they want it to stink cabbage

Online smiths

I did a google search on one of her pics. I think Tiffany has moved on now

Cheers mate, i wonder what she has moved on to do. :scare: :D

Online smiths

If an escort is doing water sports and hard sports, we know what they do for water sports, drink plenty of water, but what do they do for hard sports, is there something they eat specially for this

Bran flakes, prunes, or if they want it to stink cabbage

I assume it depends on what is required. If shit in lumps eat food high in fibre, if runny shit is required have a curry or two. :scare: ;)

Offline punk

The quality of this post is==============SHIT :dance:

Offline NIK

Well I guessed correctly who's profile it was before looking at it. Louise has been doing these sort of parties for years, I met her in the early days ( I didn't know then she was into scat, piss & vomit) & she was as fit as a butchers dog.
Why does she do this type of stuff?
It's just beyond me  :vomit:

Those of you who have read my book will be aware that I booked Louise, but owing to a misunderstanding I didn't get to see her. Instead I had a 200 miles + wasted journey. Although ultimately it was my own stupid fault.
I also had an aborted punt with Naughty Girl Soph when she failed to respond after earlier confirming an appointment. It must be something about these scat girls! At least Soph was only a 25 mile round trip and I managed to go somewhere else instead.

I checked Soph out the other day. She now has over 500 feedback nearly all positive and has stopped doing scat.

As for Louise Hunter, I don't think I've ever seen a beauty turn into a fat, pierced tattooed beast in such a short space of time.  :scare:

Must be all the shit she's had?

Offline broksonic

If an escort is doing water sports and hard sports, we know what they do for water sports, drink plenty of water, but what do they do for hard sports, is there something they eat specially for this

Bran flakes, prunes, or if they want it to stink cabbage

Probably take a laxative
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I won't lie, I'd be totally into this... IF it was just me and the girls, and just them doing the shitting and pissing.

Doing it myself holds no interest for me, and seeing other men shit&piss, let alone being anywhere near it.... fuck no!

I also had an aborted punt with Naughty Girl Soph when she failed to respond after earlier confirming an appointment. It must be something about these scat girls! At least Soph was only a 25 mile round trip and I managed to go somewhere else instead.

I checked Soph out the other day. She now has over 500 feedback nearly all positive and has stopped doing scat.

I met her a couple of times, and had an amazing time with her.  Did HS once, just a normal booking the other time.

What amazed me about Soph, was she had to cancel our first booking.  Quite normal, happens all the time I'm sure.  But when we rescheduled a week or so later, she then gave me the booking FOC, including HS fun, and wouldn't let me pay.   That was a good day.  :cool:

Offline PuntingPete

Those of you who have read my book will be aware that I booked Louise, but owing to a misunderstanding I didn't get to see her. Instead I had a 200 miles + wasted journey. Although ultimately it was my own stupid fault.
I also had an aborted punt with Naughty Girl Soph when she failed to respond after earlier confirming an appointment. It must be something about these scat girls! At least Soph was only a 25 mile round trip and I managed to go somewhere else instead.

I checked Soph out the other day. She now has over 500 feedback nearly all positive and has stopped doing scat.

As for Louise Hunter, I don't think I've ever seen a beauty turn into a fat, pierced tattooed beast in such a short space of time.  :scare:

Must be all the shit she's had?



From what I've heard Soph was constantly ill due to her 'activities' (that's a bit of a no brainer), so she stopped doing it . I've seen her a couple of times but never partaken in her more extreme services  :hi:


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