Ok so this is my review for Lucy at
External Link/Members Only after my horror experience in Southampton I thought I would try somewhere different
so this is how I ended up at Chinese massage in Portsmouth. I have a feeling that this may have been called something else before but could be wrong. Called in on spec and saw what i now know to be Lucy sitting in the hairdressing bit of the salon. We walked through to the rooms at the back and she started shouting upstairs and another girl came downstairs and again omg not appealing to the eye in any way shape or form, not to me anyway, others may well have a preference for older tubby Chinese ladies but old shallow Hal here doesn't.... so I said to Lucy I want it to be you to which she smiled and showed some fairly dodgy old teeth but said sure.
We proceeded out the back and I paid £40 for the 60 mins of massage. Now I have to say that this was one of the better massages that I have had recently she was good and carried out a proper back and shoulder massage before moving down to my legs. Not much in way of swipes or owt here but then when she had finished my legs and proceeded to start to 'dry me off' I was thinking oh ho... nothing going on...however when she had finishing towelling me she she then poured oil all over my bum and started full on bum sack and crack massage....for a full 5 mins before asking me to turn over and surprise surprise the little fella was ready for action she then asked me what i would like? I said what was on offer and she said HJ £20 B@B £60 and then I asked full B@B to which she said you want me to suck it?? LMFAO I said of course how much she said £60 again so I thought fuck it and offered £50, see trying harder now
to which she said ok. So she stripped off and to be fair she has a reasonable body with small but all her own tits. and she did actually have a little slide up and down before she knelt between my legs and did the business OWO with the old man.
Finished off by hand and then more wiping down all in all a much better experience than in Southampton and had OWO for £10 less...I know I could maybe still have had two full services at Siam Sauna but thats not what I am really after.
going to try Nuru next any suggestions for proper Nuru around this area?
