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Offline Ron89

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Saw this one a few months ago, never got round to reviewing. A negative here may appear harsh though I left the session very underwhelmed so feel it’s justfied. Looks wise pics are accurate aside from her body shape; she’s nowhere near as curvy as the pics make out. Her body is very average. Her service is robotic; goes through the motions and no passion whatsoever. Her kissing is awful, sticks her tongue out at just let’s it hang there.

She’s very pricey especially as she doesn’t even do half hour sessions. Don’t see the hype with this girl and I definitely wouldn’t recommend. Average in every sense

Offline PatMacGroin

I was about to thank you for this review. At £150 per hour I was looking for an excuse to take this girl off my hotlist.

But, having just read the rest of your reviews and skimmed your posts I get the impression we are both on UKP for different reasons.

Best of luck with that Ron, or should I call you Aalesha?  :lol:

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I was about to thank you for this review. At £150 per hour I was looking for an excuse to take this girl off my hotlist.

But, having just read the rest of your reviews and skimmed your posts I get the impression we are both on UKP for different reasons.

Best of luck with that Ron, or should I call you Aalesha?  :lol:

ive just read the ops post and reviews and your point doesnt make any sence? hes reviewed  fair few people and even said aalesha lost her sparkle :unknown:
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I was about to thank you for this review. At £150 per hour I was looking for an excuse to take this girl off my hotlist.

But, having just read the rest of your reviews and skimmed your posts I get the impression we are both on UKP for different reasons.

Best of luck with that Ron, or should I call you Aalesha?  :lol:
yeah pat , i dont get it. Ron looks above board...any reason why you think he isnt on the up and up?

Offline Ron89

I was about to thank you for this review. At £150 per hour I was looking for an excuse to take this girl off my hotlist.

But, having just read the rest of your reviews and skimmed your posts I get the impression we are both on UKP for different reasons.

Best of luck with that Ron, or should I call you Aalesha?  :lol:
Absolute joker. You have made my day with that. Apologies if you were after a retort; your accusation is so moronic that I wouldn’t even know where to start. 

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im not trying to support laura. but, ive seen her twice. both times i fxxk ed her brains out. she was fit, superb,  energetic and really into dfk. my only issue is her english was poor, but i let my dick do the talking.

sorry to hear, u had a shit time.

please recommend me a fit good looking, sexy body, blonde, that does dfk, owo, good service in london at £150 hour. then i will accept a negative

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please recommend me a fit good looking, sexy body, blonde, that does dfk, owo, good service in london at £150 hour. then i will accept a negative

there is no need for the last line. Its Ops response and his review and how he feels about the SP. its very welcome

maybe just write your own review if you really want to counter it
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Cheers for the review OP. It's good to know it's not a guaranteed good time here. I've been tempted (still am) but the price of entry has always put me off, plus anal is £50 extra. Maybe maybe...

On a separate note, do you not post some of your positives? 4 positive out of 12 seems a poor/unlucky return. Another thread on here was discussing review ratings
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=225646.0

Offline PatMacGroin

ive just read the ops post and reviews and your point doesnt make any sence? hes reviewed  fair few people and even said aalesha lost her sparkle :unknown:

Sorry Rebecca, I didn't notice a Ron89 post saying Aalesha lost her sparkle. Can you point it out?

His review of her is nothing but positive comments, quite the contrast to every other review. Even the other positives reviews include a few negative points.

Offline PatMacGroin

I could be well off the mark, but I got a suspicious feeling that grew the more I read. To lay it out as I saw it...

1) This negative review against 5 glowing positives. Comments are brief, but polar opposite to other reviewers. Fair enough, maybe he has higher standards lets check his other reviews...

2) Majority (but not all) are negative/neutral, ok so probably he has high standards. Reviewed them to see what he and others have said. Sometimes he goes against the flow of common opinion, not always, nothing wrong there either. But there is another trend...

3) The all of the negatives are North London and surrounds. The majority of the Positives are based abit further afield mostly Central London...

4) Aalesha's profile currently says Fulham, but usually appears to operate around Mill Hill in North London, a stones throw from Wembley and the other Negs. That profile was created in March 2018 around the same time as Ron first started posting, 9 of the 12 reviews within the 2 month window culminating in the first positive for Aalesha on April 6th.

5) Not read all his other posts, but a quick scan suggests that where they are not related to his reviews mostly they are negative comments about other WGs.

6) Finally, Aalesha has been caught doing this before, namely as Dan94. A name as innocuous sounding, and forgetable as Ron89?

I admit I could be jumping to the wrong conclusions, there's alot of subjective deductions there. But it made sense to me, has all the hall marks of a bit of devious touting and a little competition bashing. So instead of reporting I thought I'd make a little fishing post and see what reactions I got.

His response doesn't really reveal anything. If anyone can fault my reasoning, or "vouch" for Ron89, please do put me straight.

Offline Ron89

I could be well off the mark, but I got a suspicious feeling that grew the more I read. To lay it out as I saw it...

1) This negative review against 5 glowing positives. Comments are brief, but polar opposite to other reviewers. Fair enough, maybe he has higher standards lets check his other reviews...

2) Majority (but not all) are negative/neutral, ok so probably he has high standards. Reviewed them to see what he and others have said. Sometimes he goes against the flow of common opinion, not always, nothing wrong there either. But there is another trend...

3) The all of the negatives are North London and surrounds. The majority of the Positives are based abit further afield mostly Central London...

4) Aalesha's profile currently says Fulham, but usually appears to operate around Mill Hill in North London, a stones throw from Wembley and the other Negs. That profile was created in March 2018 around the same time as Ron first started posting, 9 of the 12 reviews within the 2 month window culminating in the first positive for Aalesha on April 6th.

5) Not read all his other posts, but a quick scan suggests that where they are not related to his reviews mostly they are negative comments about other WGs.

6) Finally, Aalesha has been caught doing this before, namely as Dan94. A name as innocuous sounding, and forgetable as Ron89?

I admit I could be jumping to the wrong conclusions, there's alot of subjective deductions there. But it made sense to me, has all the hall marks of a bit of devious touting and a little competition bashing. So instead of reporting I thought I'd make a little fishing post and see what reactions I got.

His response doesn't really reveal anything. If anyone can fault my reasoning, or "vouch" for Ron89, please do put me straight.
I’m actually a little annoyed by you now the hilarity has worn off and I can’t believe I’m wasting my time explaining myself.

My reviews are mostly in and around north west London because that’s where I’m from. Many can attest to it being an absolute cesspit for finding high quality providers hence the many negatives.

On the odd occasion that I want to treat myself, I go to where the well reviewed good providers are...central London, where the fuck else?! I’m pretty sure Aleasha hasn’t worked in my ends for a good while as she never pops up on my searches. Shouldn’t I be negging all the Fulham girls by now with your logic?

You’ve also ignored the countless posts which counter your argument. Do some more digging and find the posts where I bash Aleasha then come back and apologise for this shit-show. All I’ve done is contribute; I was the one who TOFTT for the now infamous Mia Moist, who has been giving the UK Punting community tremendous head for many months and guess what? She was local to Aleasha! This guy thinks he’s inspector Clouseau, more like Johnny fucking English.

Don’t worry, I envision my (already infrequent) posting rapidly diminishing if I sense that my contributions aren’t appreciated. Hopefully admin takes a look and deals with you swiftly. I’ve said all I have to say on the matter.


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I’m actually a little annoyed by you now the hilarity has worn off and I can’t believe I’m wasting my time explaining myself.

My reviews are mostly in and around north west London because that’s where I’m from. Many can attest to it being an absolute cesspit for finding high quality providers hence the many negatives.

On the odd occasion that I want to treat myself, I go to where the well reviewed good providers are...central London, where the fuck else?! I’m pretty sure Aleasha hasn’t worked in my ends for a good while as she never pops up on my searches. Shouldn’t I be negging all the Fulham girls by now with your logic?

You’ve also ignored the countless posts which counter your argument. Do some more digging and find the posts where I bash Aleasha then come back and apologise for this shit-show. All I’ve done is contribute; I was the one who TOFTT for the now infamous Mia Moist, who has been giving the UK Punting community tremendous head for many months and guess what? She was local to Aleasha! This guy thinks he’s inspector Clouseau, more like Johnny fucking English.

Don’t worry, I envision my (already infrequent) posting rapidly diminishing if I sense that my contributions aren’t appreciated. Hopefully admin takes a look and deals with you swiftly. I’ve said all I have to say on the matter.

There there snowflake, why not go see Mia and feel better soon.

You do know that Clouseau was inept right?

PMG made a good case but was open to being proved wrong.  You tried to make a good case and then threw a hissy fit like a prossie being declined an overnight at the door.  You may be right but you ain't doing yourself any favours.

Offline PatMacGroin

Ok, I can admit when I've made a mistake and apologise.  :blush:

My previous comments were an attempt to explain myself, and why a few of your postings raised my suspicions. Obviously, no one else has agreed, and I jumped to some poor conclusions. In future I'll leave any attempts to identify dodgy users to the UKP members with more experience and a proven sense for these things.

Ron89, I am sorry that I have offended and upset you. I hope you have better luck with your future punting and continue to share your experiences. :timeout:  :hi: