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I recently arranged a meeting with Naughty XXX Angie https://www.adultwork.com/1988077, complete spur of the moment booking all done by text. I arrived at her place at the allotted time only to see a huge police van and patrol car parked outside.
A moment or two (or three) of hesitation then I went up and buzzed the intercom. An eternity elapses (in reality 2 mins at most), me standing there trying to look anonymous, half expecting one of London's finest to open the door and ask me what I'm doing there. Finally I'm buzzed in, go up to the flat and Angie gives me some bullshit excuse in broken English why she can't see me. I walk, pissed at having wasted my time.

Halfway back to my car Angie texts me asking me to come back... A second text and she says that her flatmate Mini can see me. I have no idea who Mini is, it's cold, I'm pissed off and I'm not going back.

Back home I'm still annoyed at having wasted my time but curiosity is there so I do some web searching for Mini in Bayswater: http://www.asianoptions.co.uk/profile/mini/39

Holy shit. Now I don't know if she would have told me or not but had I been thinking with my dick and gone back for Mini things could be very different. I imagine I'd be spending most of this festive season laying in bed curled in the foetal position, not answering the phone and not going out. I don't think this can be called bait and switch but it sobered me up to the possibilities this punting game brings.

I spent the next few days feeling like I'd dodged a bullet. Let's be careful out there.


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Mini that used to be called Mike?

Offline intana

i think the OP is still thinking with his dick...

dude you just dodge a bullet .. she is a he unless you are into men lol :lol:

Offline blue

i think the OP is still thinking with his dick...

dude you just dodge a bullet .. she is a he unless you are into men lol :lol:

This could happen to anyone of us; lets hope never does because it will definitely screw your head up.  :scare:

i think the OP is still thinking with his dick...

dude you just dodge a bullet .. she is a he unless you are into men lol :lol:

Ok, I guess reading isn't your strongpoint.. never mind.

"Mini is a post-op transexual situated in the heart of Bayswater only a few minutes walk from either Bayswater "

Well it seems my OP is a little too subtle, so let me clarify:

"The Crying Game" - 1992 film where a man unknowingly falls in love with a pre-op TS. Right at the end he's about to get busy only to discover cock & balls.

"Mini" - yes she is a post-op TS. I know this because I read it on her profile page when I found it. It was written, right there.

"Foetal position" -  a person when traumatised (perhaps by having sex unwittingly with a post-op TS?) may adopt this posture while coming to terms with a bad experience.

"I dodged a bullet" - post-op TS (or even pre-op TS) are not my thing. Mini is a post-op TS (it says so on her profile, which I read). I was pointing out that Angie didn't mention this fact, I only found out when I got home and found Mini's profile (which I read). Would she have told me if I had gone back? Who knows...

Merry xmas all

Offline Anadin

Kinda surprised you had to explain that, made sense to me at least. :lol:

Kinda surprised you had to explain that, made sense to me at least. :lol:

Yep me too.   :unknown:

Offline Stiltskin

+1, the title said it all. The soundtrack has also been used in films and comedy sketches to hint at that exact situation.

This would have been your post punt shower - http://youtu.be/QhBr0lPNuuU :D


Offline intana

hi yes i am sorry i was confused

i am asian and stayed in thailand for a few years before this.. i would think https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1988077<-- she is a post opt too..

i have seen pretty ladyboys a lot back home and i have a good feeling she maybe one.. just by looking at her face

the shape of the face and the body at the stomach area
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3570020.jpg&SN=11&Description=AM+SO+HORNY+NOW

cant tell for sure but she does look like a boy to me.


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There's a whole load of thai girls working in this group/location. The FB here is not good at all for this lot, lost of B&S and substandard service. The price is no better than agencies.

lost of B&S and substandard service.

It seems there are greater concerns than substandard service :scare:

Offline jj007jj

oh well at least you will have a happy cockmiss  :hi:

ok, ill get my coat.

Offline Jonahp

I recently arranged a meeting with Naughty XXX Angie https://www.adultwork.com/1988077, complete spur of the moment booking all done by text. I arrived at her place at the allotted time only to see a huge police van and patrol car parked outside.
A moment or two (or three) of hesitation then I went up and buzzed the intercom. An eternity elapses (in reality 2 mins at most), me standing there trying to look anonymous, half expecting one of London's finest to open the door and ask me what I'm doing there. Finally I'm buzzed in, go up to the flat and Angie gives me some bullshit excuse in broken English why she can't see me. I walk, pissed at having wasted my time.

Halfway back to my car Angie texts me asking me to come back... A second text and she says that her flatmate Mini can see me. I have no idea who Mini is, it's cold, I'm pissed off and I'm not going back.

Back home I'm still annoyed at having wasted my time but curiosity is there so I do some web searching for Mini in Bayswater: http://www.asianoptions.co.uk/profile/mini/39

Holy shit. Now I don't know if she would have told me or not but had I been thinking with my dick and gone back for Mini things could be very different. I imagine I'd be spending most of this festive season laying in bed curled in the foetal position, not answering the phone and not going out. I don't think this can be called bait and switch but it sobered me up to the possibilities this punting game brings.

I spent the next few days feeling like I'd dodged a bullet. Let's be careful out there.

Could also have been
https://www.adultwork.com/2054735 or https://www.adultwork.com/small%2Dnaughty+mimi
Works in same flat as Angie ..
And equally bad as Angie whom I've reviewed once, just been waiting to find the words to explain  Mimi as well.. Basically not worth it says it all.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2013, 10:26:54 PM by Jonahp »


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Could also have been
https://www.adultwork.com/2054735 or https://www.adultwork.com/small%2Dnaughty+mimi
Works in same flat as Angie ..
And equally bad as Angie whom I've reviewed once, just been waiting to find the words to explain  Mimi as well.. Basically not worth it says it all.

Now that is interesting. I just checked my phone and she definitely wrote "Mini" which could easily have been a typing error or auto correct kicking in.
Can you give a summary of what happened with Mimi?

I've been doing a lot of searching since this whole episode went down and there seems to be a shitload of thai WG's in the Queensway/Bayswater area including lots of pre and post op TS. Paranoid.... who me?


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Oops, just found your reports for Angie and Mimi. Thanks.

Offline baltar

It upsets me that she used the name Angie and got my hopes up for a moment. Sigh.

Offline baltar

Quote from: intana
cant tell for sure but she does look like a boy to me.

Man if you're right you must have a good eye. I wonder just how perfect a sex change has to be before I just won't care

The only thing I've got a problem with is the price. They both do anal, so why even bother having a vagina installed?

Offline intana

The only thing I've got a problem with is the price. They both do anal, so why even bother having a vagina installed?

showing off their deginer pussies




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