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[Walkthewalk]

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30 minutes £80, top end of my budget.
Went to see Lauren a couple of weeks ago for a domination session. She's from Birmingham area
She's the girl in the photos as it'd be difficult to replicate the tattoos. I'd say about mid twenties. She was wearing the black teddy outfit from her photos. Nice face with slim figure. Smallish tits which I'm not really a lover of but firm enough.
Comms were a bit of a mix up, her fault not mine, but it worked out in the end. Ex council flat nice and clean.  Asked and was given use of the shower facilities at the start and end.
Once in and paperwork completed she was very friendly. When I returned from the shower she got into role play reasonably well. Seemed a bit unsure what to do with the toys I had brought at first but soon got into it
She seemed to be enjoying it and although she doesn't like RO as stated on her profile I'm sure I could smell her juices when she sat on my face.  No RO can be a deal breaker for some, including myself, on a normal punt but as she was in charge I didn't mind too much and at least she's clear about it in advance.
No riding or blow jobs in a domination session so had a wank over her pert tits at the end and then a shower and a bit of friendly chat before I left. Checked the time when I left and was there for just over forty minutes so not a clock watcher. I don't think there was anyone else in the flat.

comms 6/10
Looks 7 or 8/10
Service 8/10
Would I return?  Maybe as a plan B. I enjoyed my time with her and would recommend.

[Happy99]

Why would you risk going to see someone with 5 negative reviews on here and multiple negative feedback on her AW profile going back 6 years?

Is it just a coincidence she is currently in Edinburgh when this review goes up? Dusty phone perhaps?

Looking at her reviews sounds like she hates being touched and hates being an escort, so pretending to be a Mistress is a convenient way of milking punters for even more cash doing as little as possible and venting her hate on them.

Her prices on profile are ridiculous and you are obviously easily pleased and easily parted from your cash. In one of your posts you slate a girl for having delusional prices, yet you dont think 220 for 1hr  in Edinburgh is delusional from someone who isn't even a pro domme, but is just making it up as she goes along.

The price you quote is well under what she quotes on her profile for 'domination'? Taz discount?

[Walkthewalk]

Why would you risk going to see someone with 5 negative reviews on here and multiple negative feedback on her AW profile going back 6 years?

Is it just a coincidence she is currently in Edinburgh when this review goes up? Dusty phone perhaps?

Looking at her reviews sounds like she hates being touched and hates being an escort, so pretending to be a Mistress is a convenient way of milking punters for even more cash doing as little as possible and venting her hate on them.

Her prices on profile are ridiculous and you are obviously easily pleased and easily parted from your cash. In one of your posts you slate a girl for having delusional prices, yet you dont think 220 for 1hr  in Edinburgh is delusional from someone who isn't even a pro domme, but is just making it up as she goes along.

The price you quote is well under what she quotes on her profile for 'domination'? Taz discount?

Happy by name, arsehole by nature.
I didn't pay £220 for an hour I paid £80 for 30 minutes and got 40 minutes and as stated is top end of my budget. My phone isn't dusty and I didn't get a discount although I see she has increased to £90 which is too dear for what she offers.

[Happy99]

Happy by name, arsehole by nature.
I didn't pay £220 for an hour I paid £80 for 30 minutes and got 40 minutes and as stated is top end of my budget. My phone isn't dusty and I didn't get a discount although I see she has increased to £90 which is too dear for what she offers.

According to her profile she charges 120 for 30mins of domination so you got 40 quid off? You obviously don't read profiles or reviews properly before deciding who to let squat over you while you snivel on the floor in an ex council.

You still haven't answered why see someone with 5 negative reviews and bad AW feedback? Wouldn't trust your opinion as far as I could throw you, and throwing costs extra as its classed as domination   

PS. Its her phone that is dusty you pillock, so needs someone meek to leave her a convenient review to boost sagging business.

[DickDiver]

Five positive and five negative. Only 10 reports despite a career spanning years.

50:50 is not  remotely braw.  Those are all the stats you need really.

[AlexCheng]

I feel weird too. A WG with 5 negative is killing me. I probably will not take the risk.

[Courtney]

I feel the same hence the reason I only add to exisiting reviews rather than post my own.

.....changed your mind?

[Walkthewalk]

.....changed your mind?

Yes, I changed my mind. Is that not allowed on here?
The reason I haven't posted in the past is that I got exactly the response I expected from the trolls for what is an honest review. Most of you want to criticise others while not contributing anything meaningful. I've got a couple of other reviews to do as well, is it ok with you if I post them?
At least I can write in sentences and paragraphs along with being able to spell which is something most of the trollers can't do.

[Walkthewalk]

Why would you risk going to see someone with 5 negative reviews on here and multiple negative feedback on her AW profile going back 6 years?

Is it just a coincidence she is currently in Edinburgh when this review goes up? Dusty phone perhaps?

Looking at her reviews sounds like she hates being touched and hates being an escort, so pretending to be a Mistress is a convenient way of milking punters for even more cash doing as little as possible and venting her hate on them.

Her prices on profile are ridiculous and you are obviously easily pleased and easily parted from your cash. In one of your posts you slate a girl for having delusional prices, yet you dont think 220 for 1hr  in Edinburgh is delusional from someone who isn't even a pro domme, but is just making it up as she goes along.

The price you quote is well under what she quotes on her profile for 'domination'? Taz discount?

I went to see her on 2 or 3 July and paid £80. You're right, £220 an hour is delusional and so is £120 for 30 minutes.  Take it anyway you like but I wouldn't and never have paid £120 for 30 minutes. Especially without a face pic as she could have been plug ugly, which she wasn't.  If I'd paid that kind of price it would have been a negative as I put a value on what I get. At £80 it was good and she was pretty and friendly.  At £120, not good enough.

[Happy99]

I went to see her on 2 or 3 July and paid £80. You're right, £220 an hour is delusional and so is £120 for 30 minutes.  Take it anyway you like but I wouldn't and never have paid £120 for 30 minutes. Especially without a face pic as she could have been plug ugly, which she wasn't.  If I'd paid that kind of price it would have been a negative as I put a value on what I get. At £80 it was good and she was pretty and friendly.  At £120, not good enough.

You still haven't answered the questions - why pay at the upper end of your limit to see someone with 5 negative reviews (and no face pics and who doesn't do services that are normally a deal breaker) and why did you get a 40 quid discount?

A positive on here can significantly boost a girl's business, therefore if it sounds fake or questionable, that needs to be called out. Your judgement appears highly questionable and you continually refuse to answer questions about it, which just highlights it even more.

[Courtney]

Is that not allowed on here?
The reason I haven't posted in the past is that I got exactly the response I expected from the trolls for what is an honest review. Most of you want to criticise others while not contributing anything meaningful. I've got a couple of other reviews to do as well, is it ok with you if I post them?
At least I can write in sentences and paragraphs along with being able to spell which is something most of the trollers can't do.

Too much slagging off new members

  ...what a whiner. Go somewhere else if you don’t like it.

[David1970]

You still haven't answered the questions - why pay at the upper end of your limit to see someone with 5 negative reviews (and no face pics and who doesn't do services that are normally a deal breaker) and why did you get a 40 quid discount?

A positive on here can significantly boost a girl's business, therefore if it sounds fake or questionable, that needs to be called out. Your judgement appears highly questionable and you continually refuse to answer questions about it, which just highlights it even more.

Must have got Taz discount

[Courtney]

At least I can write in sentences and paragraphs along with being able to spell which is something most of the trollers can't do.

Really? ...I had to laugh at this:

Went to see Lauren a couple of weeks ago for a domination session.
Checked the time when I left and was there for just over forty minutes so not a clock watcher.

Stud in her lower lip. 
Turned over and asked if I wanted extras. 

...not exactly well constructed sentences.

I was'nt fooled.

has'nt

...apostrophe in the wrong place.

I know we're not here to critique poster's text but ...I'm a hypocrite.

I've fixed it for you.

[roderunner]

Hello guys, as some of you know, i dont usualy post unless its a review but, in this instance i had to.

This girl English lauren, i had my first punt with around 8 years ago in Edinburgh. I cannot remember all the details of the punt but will never forget who it was with, as it was my first punt.

COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME.

Her profile pics looked good especially her body but in reality she just takes good photos. Was really dissapointed actually as she looks hot in the photos but in reality... Strawberry blond hair, body wasn't tight, slighlty smelly down there and didnt smile at all, didnt speak, didnt let me kiss her, and lay there like a sack of tatties and when i did attempt to touch her body she gave the impression that she hated it. I just couldn't get hard, not even a semi because of this. Gave all the impressions that she was forcing herself to do this. It was a 30 mins punt i was out in 15, i just gave up and left.

It surprises me that after that long she is still getting customers and in business. 

[Matrix]

She's "well" reviewed here. Even her positives read like negatives. I don't think many seasoned punters here would consider booking her.

[ElbowGrease]

Hello guys, as some of you know, i dont usualy post unless its a review but, in this instance i had to.

This girl English lauren, i had my first punt with around 8 years ago in Edinburgh. I cannot remember all the details of the punt but will never forget who it was with, as it was my first punt.

COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY AND TIME.

Her profile pics looked good especially her body but in reality she just takes good photos. Was really dissapointed actually as she looks hot in the photos but in reality... Strawberry blond hair, body wasn't tight, slighlty smelly down there and didnt smile at all, didnt speak, didnt let me kiss her, and lay there like a sack of tatties and when i did attempt to touch her body she gave the impression that she hated it. I just couldn't get hard, not even a semi because of this. Gave all the impressions that she was forcing herself to do this. It was a 30 mins punt i was out in 15, i just gave up and left.

It surprises me that after that long she is still getting customers and in business.

+1 to this.  Almost exactly the same as my experience with her. This is going back a couple of years before I knew of this site.  For the first time in my life I couldn’t get hard and she actually made me feel worse about it (like it was my fault or something).  Absolute scammer and put me off punting for a while.  I messaged her after the punt and told her she should change attitude or change jobs and was sent some pretty horrendous replies!

She’ll probably be signing on the dole and picking up a few extra quid from guys who are new to the game and unaware of this site