Aphrodite xx Camden - absolute cr*p

[bonapati]

Aphrodite xx - Camden Cr*p
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Comms
Text, quite responsive, I should have known it was a sign of a dusty phone me.

Rates
Originally went in for 60 mins @ £120
But due to her awkwardness  I reduced it to 30 mins @ £70


Location
Discreet 2 mins from Camden Road Station

The flat
Nothing great, basic, dark, bland, dull.

WG
I’m sure she would have been freaking hot when she was younger. Some just don’t know when to turn the light off and check out.
Made no attempt to adhere to my dress request. Signs of an old tired WG.
She needs to pack her bags and go home or somewhere else apart from London. I’d put her in mid 40’s and she need to get it out her head that she is 36yrs if so then Trump is my dad. Though pretty in a milf way, no more than that. Fake tits stitched up badly. Her body is failing her. Funny she has this mirror the make her look slimmer which she keeps on looking at. A sad story of a train wreck. Ticked off the Hungarian list.

She is obviously paranoid about her age and what is being Said about her. I used that to wind her up massively.

A very boring punt, lots of rimming on me but nothing erotic all very mechanical. Reluctance DFK damp or smell let’s smell. Good hygiene.

Made weird sounds during action. She was abrupt at times too. Think she has totally lost the plot and just going with the flow. Didn’t have lube or various condom sizes. Complained about everything apart from the weather. Only mish position mainly because there was nothing
To turn me on about her a bit of a blank really. Finished with a rubbish CIM that she tried to dodge and never hit anywhere close to the target

Conclusion
All those glowing reviews are lies and shining white knight material. MrHappyPants was surely right!
I think she should retire and go back with the Brexit lot or do it for OAP charity. Not sure she is aware of the amount to whores on AW daily. If she has regulars they must be retarded.  No way is she worth what she is charging. Has nothing give really, lazy and chats a lot of shite. Far more better in this city at that price but worth the curiosity.

Revisit? No, no, NO!
Be warned don’t waste your notes!

[Rocket Scientist]

Sorry you had a bad punt. Am surprised by the review cos normally she's a decent MILF

[Monger2468]

Aphrodite xx - Camden Cr*p
External Link/Members Only

Comms
Text, quite responsive, I should have known it was a sign of a dusty phone me.

Rates
Originally went in for 60 mins @ £120
But due to her awkwardness  I reduced it to 30 mins @ £70


Location
Discreet 2 mins from Camden Road Station

The flat
Nothing great, basic, dark, bland, dull.

WG
I’m sure she would have been freaking hot when she was younger. Some just don’t know when to turn the light off and check out.
Made no attempt to adhere to my dress request. Signs of an old tired WG.
She needs to pack her bags and go home or somewhere else apart from London. I’d put her in mid 40’s and she need to get it out her head that she is 36yrs if so then Trump is my dad. Though pretty in a milf way, no more than that. Fake tits stitched up badly. Her body is failing her. Funny she has this mirror the make her look slimmer which she keeps on looking at. A sad story of a train wreck. Ticked off the Hungarian list.

She is obviously paranoid about her age and what is being Said about her. I used that to wind her up massively.

A very boring punt, lots of rimming on me but nothing erotic all very mechanical. Reluctance DFK damp or smell let’s smell. Good hygiene.

Made weird sounds during action. She was abrupt at times too. Think she has totally lost the plot and just going with the flow. Didn’t have lube or various condom sizes. Complained about everything apart from the weather. Only mish position mainly because there was nothing
To turn me on about her a bit of a blank really. Finished with a rubbish CIM that she tried to dodge and never hit anywhere close to the target

Conclusion
All those glowing reviews are lies and shining white knight material. MrHappyPants was surely right!
I think she should retire and go back with the Brexit lot or do it for OAP charity. Not sure she is aware of the amount to whores on AW daily. If she has regulars they must be retarded.  No way is she worth what she is charging. Has nothing give really, lazy and chats a lot of shite. Far more better in this city at that price but worth the curiosity.

Revisit? No, no, NO!
Be warned don’t waste your notes!

Hold my hands up, but I met Aphrodite some years ago, well before I joined UKP, in Barnet. I recall it was a Sunday night, 30 minute punt.

£60 for 30 mins. Looks wise, I thought she was nice.  EE MILF with big tits. Service though was poor and I remember leaving thinking I why did I bother. I realise she's had a lot of positive reviews, but my experience mirrors yours. Oh well and apologise for the lack of prior feedback!

Monger2468

[punk]

Hold my hands up, but I met Aphrodite some years ago, well before I joined UKP, in Barnet. I recall it was a Sunday night, 30 minute punt.

£60 for 30 mins. Looks wise, I thought she was nice.  EE MILF with big tits. Service though was poor and I remember leaving thinking I why did I bother. I realise she's had a lot of positive reviews, but my experience mirrors yours. Oh well and apologise for the lack of prior feedback!

Monger2468

Tires in.

I think she was £70 or £80 for hr.

I saw her in Barnet years ago. She had been on the piss the night before in this tiny shit flat,wine bottles and empty class/glasses in kitchen. Which caused her to be suffering from a headache.

One shit punt and poor attitude may have written a review or commented years ago on another thread.

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[mrhappypants]

Bonapati, I had the same reaction about four years ago.  At least her reviews are useful for flushing out “interesting” contributors....

[0mard3000]

Yikes Thanks for the warning!

[bonapati]

Sorry you had a bad punt. Am surprised by the review cos normally she's a decent MILF

Are those comments based on UKP or AW reviews or personal experience?

How long ago is “normally”?

Why are you surprised? Tbh I could imagine her ever being top-shelf considering comments from the veterans that she had the same attitude 4-5 years ago. I’m suspecting she would have been. A knock house girl who got stuck when the internet took off and was already at the end of her game.

 It if you disagree you can happy spend some crispy notes to prove me wrong.

[bonapati]

And least I forget. Those pictures are defo 10 hears old!

Just in case that what’s swings it for you.

[mrhappypants]

Kjay,

Thanks for your review, which I read with a wry smile.  She is an indifferent provider utterly overpriced at £120ph.  I have long suspected her teeth are bad which is the reason she does not smile (heavy drinker).  Her review record is suspect and she has reprofiled several times to “lose” the negative commentary that positive reviews have attracted over the years. 

I can’t tell if the promotion is something she orchestrates herself but it looks linked to similar activity around Michelle Imdependent, Platinum Cindy, Emily Creme Brûlée and Dee, all OK providers, all probably overpriced IMO.

Recent positive reviews look...ahem...”interesting.”

[Rocket Scientist]

Are those comments based on UKP or AW reviews or personal experience?

How long ago is “normally”?

Why are you surprised? Tbh I could imagine her ever being top-shelf considering comments from the veterans that she had the same attitude 4-5 years ago. I’m suspecting she would have been. A knock house girl who got stuck when the internet took off and was already at the end of her game.

 It if you disagree you can happy spend some crispy notes to prove me wrong.

Admittedly it has been well over a year since I punted this WG; train wreck does not come to mind. 

My own irregular encounters span the prior 3/4 year period.  In that time she relocated from her present Camden abode to a Mornington Crescent pad and back again.  Apartment was always clean and fit for purpose.  I enjoyed her MILF construction, great tits and, others may consider her vanilla or I'm easily pleased, but always got an enthusiastic fuck.  No CIM dodging.  Some ho's need to warm to you, possibly why YMMV.

Hey ho she not my bitch! Recall she worked under a different name in her early whoring history

[smiths]

Aphrodite xx - Camden Cr*p
External Link/Members Only

Comms
Text, quite responsive, I should have known it was a sign of a dusty phone me.

Rates
Originally went in for 60 mins @ £120
But due to her awkwardness  I reduced it to 30 mins @ £70


Location
Discreet 2 mins from Camden Road Station

The flat
Nothing great, basic, dark, bland, dull.

WG
I’m sure she would have been freaking hot when she was younger. Some just don’t know when to turn the light off and check out.
Made no attempt to adhere to my dress request. Signs of an old tired WG.
She needs to pack her bags and go home or somewhere else apart from London. I’d put her in mid 40’s and she need to get it out her head that she is 36yrs if so then Trump is my dad. Though pretty in a milf way, no more than that. Fake tits stitched up badly. Her body is failing her. Funny she has this mirror the make her look slimmer which she keeps on looking at. A sad story of a train wreck. Ticked off the Hungarian list.

She is obviously paranoid about her age and what is being Said about her. I used that to wind her up massively.

A very boring punt, lots of rimming on me but nothing erotic all very mechanical. Reluctance DFK damp or smell let’s smell. Good hygiene.

Made weird sounds during action. She was abrupt at times too. Think she has totally lost the plot and just going with the flow. Didn’t have lube or various condom sizes. Complained about everything apart from the weather. Only mish position mainly because there was nothing
To turn me on about her a bit of a blank really. Finished with a rubbish CIM that she tried to dodge and never hit anywhere close to the target

Conclusion
All those glowing reviews are lies and shining white knight material. MrHappyPants was surely right!
I think she should retire and go back with the Brexit lot or do it for OAP charity. Not sure she is aware of the amount to whores on AW daily. If she has regulars they must be retarded.  No way is she worth what she is charging. Has nothing give really, lazy and chats a lot of shite. Far more better in this city at that price but worth the curiosity.

Revisit? No, no, NO!
Be warned don’t waste your notes!

All her positives ARENT white knights or lies as I am not one or a liar. Before you label posters white knights and liars get your fucking facts right. A WGs service to one punter can be vastly different to another.

[smiths]

Recent positive reviews look...ahem...”interesting.”

So its clear there was NO orchestration with my involvement, no idea about others, my review was an account of my punt with her, simple as that.

[bonapati]

All her positives ARENT white knights or lies as I am not one or a liar. Before you label posters white knights and liars get your fucking facts right. A WGs service to one punter can be vastly different to another.

Apologies if my review rocked the boat a tad bit.
Hey Smiths (well respected poster) I was not pointing at any particular punter or review. I did my research very well but got it wrong which is even more alarming although i visited also on that “curiosity killed the cat” motive.

My review Represents my experience no more no less.  Or my worse punt so not all bad.
Reviews may not be lies posted by white knights but I highly suspect they have either been planted or been assisted. It’s all bit like the “Baravian Girl” reviews. Agreed we all have different taste and by now we know even though the WG’s need the money they also have preferred types of punters.

That said. Again apologies to anyone offended.
P.S. I won’t revisit neither would I recommend.

[mrx007]

Well I have wondered if my one visit to her in Barnet a few years ago was a one-off as she has so many good reviews on here. So much that I thought I'd give her another chance. Maybe not then.

When I saw her she didn't smile at all, wouldn't do cim or facial despite both being on her profile. I settled for a half-hearted wank over her tits while trying not to look at those ridiculous comedy stuck on areolas.

I'll look elsewhere now.

I left the bit out about having to wait outside while a complete college emptied itself of students past me, if anyone's doubting I went to her old location.

[smiths]

Apologies if my review rocked the boat a tad bit.
Hey Smiths (well respected poster) I was not pointing at any particular punter or review. I did my research very well but got it wrong which is even more alarming although i visited also on that “curiosity killed the cat” motive.

My review Represents my experience no more no less.  Or my worse punt so not all bad.
Reviews may not be lies posted by white knights but I highly suspect they have either been planted or been assisted. It’s all bit like the “Baravian Girl” reviews. Agreed we all have different taste and by now we know even though the WG’s need the money they also have preferred types of punters.

That said. Again apologies to anyone offended.
P.S. I won’t revisit neither would I recommend.

It was you saying all those glowing reviews that I objected to, thanks for this apology. If you feel these is some dodgy goings on with some of this WGs reviews as I can see MrHappyPants does and he is usually a good judge in my observations its right and good to post so. I have done the same countless times on here over the years, it helps keep UKP as honest as possible.

[smiths]

Well I have wondered if my one visit to her in Barnet a few years ago was a one-off as she has so many good reviews on here. So much that I thought I'd give her another chance. Maybe not then.

When I saw her she didn't smile at all, wouldn't do cim or facial despite both being on her profile. I settled for a half-hearted wank over her tits while trying not to look at those ridiculous comedy stuck on areolas.

I'll look elsewhere now.

I left the bit out about having to wait outside while a complete college emptied itself of students past me, if anyone's doubting I went to her old location.

If that location was near Barnet Hospital off of Wood Street I know it well, the kids come from QE Boys school, I once punted in a bedroom that faced onto the street and heard loads of them walking by as I was balls deep in 1 of my faves their Juliete about 10 years ago.

[mrhappypants]

It was you saying all those glowing reviews that I objected to, thanks for this apology. If you feel these is some dodgy goings on with some of this WGs reviews as I can see MrHappyPants does and he is usually a good judge in my observations its right and good to post so. I have done the same countless times on here over the years, it helps keep UKP as honest as possible.

  No disrespect to you Smiths. 

[smiths]

No disrespect to you Smiths.

No problem, as I said you are usually a good judge of the dodgy in my book.