Brooke977 - Ripped off

[Zebedee70]

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Fee £140 - I hour - utter waste of money.
Am utterly pissed off.
Comms ok, Booked through aw and text on the morning.
Attractive blonde girl, great body, very well done fake tits. What could go wrong??
On arrival I was impressed, fit looking girl, looked great with a short denim skirt and skimpy top. Was pleased.
That is were any pleasure ended. Pleasant enough, chatted away but 30 mins into booking still no action, tried to instigate some kissing which was very light and passionless.
She somehow (not sure how) managed to pull away and started talking again, then said oh my we’ve only got 20 mins left, well if you book me again we can do more!.
Got her into the bedroom, more light kissing, I offered to give her oral to try to get her going and she did get wet but then said oh only 5 minutes left I’ll have to go.
I asked for a quick blow job which is what I got, about 60 seconds of very light oral.
That was it. She got ready and left.
What a totally shit punt, actually the worst I’ve had, ever! Worse than a rom for the actual service.
I know you are paying for their time etc etc but isn’t there some unwritten understanding?? Book a girl who offers sex and you have sex!
Text her to say I was disappointed with the service, heard nothing back.
I was well and truly scammed.
Am seriously thinking its time to pack this lark in.

[vw]

Souds awful, sorry to hear about your bad punt.

Sort of highlights marlboro20 is with his talk of undervalued assets.   

Continuing my reviews of New Issues and Under Valued Assets… this write-up falls in the latter.

[Newtothisstuff]

I'm all for a chat to break the ice with some girls, but after a few minutes why didn't you just tell her to take her clothes off so you could get started? It sounds like it was a tactic on her part to avoid doing anything. I've encountered that before too. You just have too call them on it. Then they can either get on with it or hand your money back.

[marlboro20]

Ahhh... I hadn't seen this till now...  I see where you're coming from now VW.
Sorry to hear you had a bad booking with Brooke MrJD. She's a damn fine looking blonde and on the two occasions I've met her I had an absolute blast. She's one the very few write ups I've ever done. Terrific service and wall to wall sex on both occasions.

[wristjob]

I'm all for a chat to break the ice with some girls, but after a few minutes why didn't you just tell her to take her clothes off so you could get started? It sounds like it was a tactic on her part to avoid doing anything. I've encountered that before too. You just have too call them on it. Then they can either get on with it or hand your money back.

I've been there a few times. "Anyway we're not here to chat". mrjoydivision you will get this kind of crap in punting, but you do learn how to deal with it.

[marlboro20]

Best way is to get your cock down an SP's throat... then sign language is the only option.

[marlboro20]

However I must admit I do like to natter with girls... in between rounds of course

[vw]

However I must admit I do like to natter with girls... in between rounds of course

about their value?   

[marlboro20]

Actually VW, believe it or not, I've never discuss that with any of em.

[vw]

Actually VW, believe it or not, I've never discuss that with any of em.

So you just post it all over their reviews to let them know.   

[marlboro20]

Guess so... all five of them

[marlboro20]

But not again... promise

[Fast and Bulbous]

So you just post it all over their reviews to let them know.   

But not again... promise

You two lovebirds really need to get a hotel room for an hour or two and review each other here afterwards

[Abs]

Sorry you had a shit punt. This review has brought up memories of my worst ever punt which might actually make you feel a bit better in comparison.

About 3-4 years ago, long before I found UKP or even AW and when I was still a very inexperienced punter, my 3rd ever punt if memory serves. Was down in Birmingham for work and booked 2 girls through Lush escorts (I didn’t even know independents existed at this point).

Booked 2 girls for 3 hours outcall at £300 each. They spent the entire time just chatting. I’m not very forceful now but I especially wasn’t back then. Did try to get a word in edgeways to move things along but wasn’t given a chance. In hindsight, and knowing what I do now, I suspect they were on drugs - the only other times I’ve seen people talk so much and so fast is after a line or 2 of coke.

Anyway, wasted £600 and 3 hours of my life for a quick hug and a peck on the cheek from each as they walked out the door at the end.

I think Lush have gone downhill since then but at the time they were actually quite good. If I’d complained, I’m sure they would have sorted me out with another booking. Unfortunately I was too inexperienced to know that complaining was an option with an agency. You are “paying for the SPs time” after all.

[Ali Katt]

I've had this once as my first punt. Had it much more mildly a bit later in what was a shit punt. Usually I find women want to have sex with me.

[Kairac]

You two lovebirds really need to get a hotel room for an hour or two and review each other here afterwards

That would be an entertaining read

[smilealltheway]

Couldn’t agree more with OP. What a shit punt. You should have banged your cock down her throat to stop her talking and face fucked her until she stopped talking.

[Zebedee70]

Wish I could work out how to do that ‘quote’ thing cos - You should have banged your cock down her throat to stop her talking and face fucked her until she stopped talking - fucking brilliant - wish I had!!

[marlboro20]

You two lovebirds really need to get a hotel room for an hour or two and review each other here afterwards

I feel it would be a discourtesy not to respond to VW's windups... but he is getting a little tiresome now

[vw]

I feel it would be a discourtesy not to respond to VW's windups... but he is getting a little tiresome now

Would be tiresome for someone that considers escorts his assets.

Well dodgy

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=197973.msg2160099#msg2160099

Seems a few think so

[marlboro20]

Glad you're following me VW... can I have a Facebook "Like"... think we can get this thread to four pages with you help.
"Seems a few think so"... and I repeat... Which I don't really give a shit about to be honest.

[marlboro20]

Wish I could work out how to do that ‘quote’ thing cos - You should have banged your cock down her throat to stop her talking and face fucked her until she stopped talking - fucking brilliant - wish I had!!

Just click on the Quote tab at top RHC of the post you want to quote