Now first of all I don't post on here much, never have. But I've been punting for 12 years, and probably seen 20-30 girls in that time. Most of whom seem to think I'm an absolute delight, two of which have wanted to see me FoC after our initial meet, and none of which have ever slagged me off.
So,
External Link/Members OnlyOh my god, where to start, definitely one of those "should have walked away" moments.
Turned up, initial impressions are that she's at least 8 years older than the 30 claimed in her profile, if not 15. Also a fair bit tubbier. Size 10? Hah! 14 at best.
Still, I'm not a completely shallow person. It's not who I thought I was getting, but hopefully she'll be good fun in the sack, she has high-ish rating on AW at least.
Go upstairs and do the money bit. I list the things I want first, just so there's no ambiguity. I get told that kissing and RO cost an extra tenner, despite her saying no extras on the phone. She also claims her profile says "at discretion" for kissing, which it does, but it also lists the non-discretion form. And anyway, my teeth are fine, my breath is good, and I've scrubbed and mouthwashed just before going in.
I pay up, a bit reluctant, and starting to think that her attitude isn't great. It seems so rude to walk out at this stage though.
Once she's taken the money she announces that we can't use the bed because someone else has and it's all scuzzy, so she lies a blanket on the floor. She then disappears "to get sorted" - gone for at least 5 minutes, but in that situation it feels like a lot more.
When she comes back instead of the sensual undressing that I normally enjoy of both me and the girl, she's naked before I've even blinked, and tells me to take my clothes off. Not suggests, or asks if I like to, tells.
I've made it pretty clear that what I enjoy is giving. Oral, rimming, fingering of both, and fucking. I've also asked for watersports, which there's no extra charge for. Presumably as she has no intention of doing it.
About 30 seconds after we've started she annouces she has to get a rubber, and disappears for another couple of minutes, seemingly having no idea where she keeps such things. She also has a nother whinge about kissing, and to placate her I say it's fine, I can live without the kissing... even though I've paid her an extra tenner for it.
So she's back, and she puts the rubber on (forcefully, certainly no airgap left at the top, quite uncomfortable), and starts giving me oral, and angles her pussy away from me. She doesn't object when I reach over and start playing with her, but as soon as I lick a finger to ease my ingress into her she complains, saying she doesn't like spit. She gets up to go and get some lube, I say I'd much rather she didn't as it ruins the taste of a girl. She relents - I'd say this moment was the one positive part of the meet, where she begrudgingly agreed to something that made the punter almost happy
So I ask her to sit on my face, which she does, for about a minute. Then she says that I can't carry on or I'm going to make her cum, and then she won't want to be touched, and might fall asleep. OK. So I get her on all fours instead and start rimming her, something else I enjoy a lot. I've done barely a minute of this before she's grabbing my cock and pulling me to her, and pushing me inside her pussy.
Since we're about 4 minutes into sexytime and I wanted to lick her pussy and ass for the majority of the meet I'm not super keen. After a minute or two I try to stop, to resume what I had been doing. "NO!", and she grabs my cock and pushes it back in. Fine, but I'll make damn sure I don't come... very very shortly after she says that SHE'S come, and now she can't be touched as she hates being touched after she's come.
"I'll finish you manually"
Queue the most savage man-handling my member's ever seen, and it's softening rapidly as a result of the whole sorry affair.
"Right, forget it, I'm off" I say, stopping her. Queue her slagging me off for as long as it takes for me to get dressed and get out of the door. Accuses me of being a serial punter, as if that's a bad thing. (But I do it about 1-2 times a year anyway). Tells me that "you think you're so much better than everyone else" and that I'm "up my own arse".
I was nothing but polite with this woman, until the last few minutes. I wouldn't go back even if she was paying ME. Double.
Avoid like the plague.
Topic: "Nicki in south yorks" of Sheffield (Read 6138 times)
